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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
umber kitty
  07/10/13
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spectacular adulterous hospital
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Hyperactive Exciting Cruise Ship Lettuce
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aromatic zippy milk
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
razzle mahogany home elastic band
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  10/24/14
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Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor
  10/25/14
yea, yep
razzle mahogany home elastic band
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
turquoise piazza giraffe
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor
  10/25/14
180
deranged abusive site messiness
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
deranged abusive site messiness
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
fishy church building wagecucks
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
Contagious Church
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Impertinent rambunctious range
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Olive twinkling uncleanness
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bump4chandler
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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Wine Degenerate
  08/01/17
Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
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LOL
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He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
concupiscible canary fanboi
  11/11/19
MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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Demanding marvelous base double fault
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: umber kitty

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: spectacular adulterous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Hyperactive Exciting Cruise Ship Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: aromatic zippy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: razzle mahogany home elastic band

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: razzle mahogany home elastic band

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: turquoise piazza giraffe

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: deranged abusive site messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: deranged abusive site messiness

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: fishy church building wagecucks

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: self-centered bistre national fortuitous meteor

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Contagious Church

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: multi-colored avocado temple therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Impertinent rambunctious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Olive twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: talented roast beef sex offender

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Olive twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Impertinent rambunctious range

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Wine Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Nubile Stage

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: exhilarant maroon hall brethren

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: concupiscible canary fanboi

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: glittery slimy office

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: transparent stimulating son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Demanding marvelous base double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: concupiscible canary fanboi

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Learning Disabled State Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Metal Mind-boggling Property Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Mentally impaired marketing idea voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#40109035)