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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
provocative church
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
aqua parlour
  08/16/13
I hate this
Dull university
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
provocative church
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
aqua parlour
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
indecent shitlib prole
  08/16/13
180
mauve sweet tailpipe
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
indecent shitlib prole
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
aqua parlour
  08/16/13
...
provocative church
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
indecent shitlib prole
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Lime international law enforcement agency
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
provocative church
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
indecent shitlib prole
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Appetizing scourge upon the earth
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
trip corner
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
trip corner
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
trip corner
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
lol God
Deranged Cruise Ship
  04/30/14
cr
Deranged Cruise Ship
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Nubile jap jewess
  04/30/14
this is correct
Violent Principal's Office
  05/17/17
...
apoplectic bawdyhouse selfie
  05/27/17
blast from the past
indecent shitlib prole
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
mint boyish center
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Lime international law enforcement agency
  08/16/13
explain
French theater stage idiot
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Deranged Cruise Ship
  08/16/13
Lol
hairraiser institution
  02/19/16
ha
maize internal respiration
  02/19/16
...
apoplectic bawdyhouse selfie
  05/17/17
...
drab sneaky criminal
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
sadistic passionate volcanic crater
  08/16/13
...
sadistic passionate volcanic crater
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Galvanic plum dilemma haunted graveyard
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
sadistic passionate volcanic crater
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
jade keepsake machete
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Cobalt talking rehab
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Deranged Cruise Ship
  04/30/14
...
apoplectic bawdyhouse selfie
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Histrionic trust fund
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
indigo feces house
  05/17/17
no.
crawly mustard casino sandwich
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
indecent shitlib prole
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
maize internal respiration
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Soul-stirring Brunch Liquid Oxygen
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
indecent shitlib prole
  05/27/17
Rad.
Ultramarine Mother Crackhouse
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: provocative church

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: aqua parlour

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Dull university

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: provocative church

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: aqua parlour

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: indecent shitlib prole

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: mauve sweet tailpipe

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: indecent shitlib prole

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: aqua parlour

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: provocative church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: indecent shitlib prole

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Lime international law enforcement agency

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: provocative church

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: indecent shitlib prole

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: trip corner

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: trip corner

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: trip corner

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Deranged Cruise Ship

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Deranged Cruise Ship

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Nubile jap jewess

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Violent Principal's Office

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: indecent shitlib prole

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: mint boyish center

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Lime international law enforcement agency

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: French theater stage idiot

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Deranged Cruise Ship

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: hairraiser institution

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: maize internal respiration

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: drab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: sadistic passionate volcanic crater

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: sadistic passionate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Galvanic plum dilemma haunted graveyard

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: sadistic passionate volcanic crater

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: jade keepsake machete

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Cobalt talking rehab

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Motley charcoal sound barrier antidepressant drug

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Deranged Cruise Ship

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Histrionic trust fund

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: indigo feces house

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: crawly mustard casino sandwich

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: indecent shitlib prole

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: maize internal respiration

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brunch Liquid Oxygen

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: indecent shitlib prole

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother Crackhouse

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)