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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Cruel-hearted stag film
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Mildly Autistic Bipolar Roommate
  08/16/13
I hate this
maize exciting lay shitlib
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Cruel-hearted stag film
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Mildly Autistic Bipolar Roommate
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
aggressive abode incel
  08/16/13
180
Appetizing stage
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
aggressive abode incel
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Pearl insane meetinghouse
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Mildly Autistic Bipolar Roommate
  08/16/13
...
Cruel-hearted stag film
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
aggressive abode incel
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
mentally impaired den gaping
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Cruel-hearted stag film
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
aggressive abode incel
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Pearl insane meetinghouse
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
exhilarant peach masturbator preventive strike
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Pearl insane meetinghouse
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
shimmering aphrodisiac turdskin
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Pearl insane meetinghouse
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
shimmering aphrodisiac turdskin
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Pearl insane meetinghouse
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
shimmering aphrodisiac turdskin
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Pearl insane meetinghouse
  08/17/13
lol God
well-lubricated potus
  04/30/14
cr
well-lubricated potus
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Navy theatre
  04/30/14
this is correct
mustard menage pisswyrm
  05/17/17
...
Pink Up-to-no-good Locale Black Woman
  05/27/17
blast from the past
aggressive abode incel
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Concupiscible property kitty cat
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
mentally impaired den gaping
  08/16/13
explain
avocado stage international law enforcement agency
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
well-lubricated potus
  08/16/13
Lol
bossy beady-eyed address
  02/19/16
ha
Gaped walnut useless brakes
  02/19/16
...
Pink Up-to-no-good Locale Black Woman
  05/17/17
...
crystalline alpha
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
fear-inspiring hall
  08/16/13
...
fear-inspiring hall
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
gold point
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
fear-inspiring hall
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Galvanic puce jew
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
frisky psychic ticket booth
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Pearl insane meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
well-lubricated potus
  04/30/14
...
Pink Up-to-no-good Locale Black Woman
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
blathering theater
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Soul-stirring turquoise sandwich
  05/17/17
no.
Mischievous Coral Clown Church
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
aggressive abode incel
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Gaped walnut useless brakes
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Sepia Senate Pocket Flask
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
aggressive abode incel
  05/27/17
Rad.
hateful skinny woman regret
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stag film

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Bipolar Roommate

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: maize exciting lay shitlib

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stag film

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Bipolar Roommate

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: aggressive abode incel

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Appetizing stage

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: aggressive abode incel

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Pearl insane meetinghouse

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Bipolar Roommate

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: aggressive abode incel

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: mentally impaired den gaping

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stag film

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: aggressive abode incel

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Pearl insane meetinghouse

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: exhilarant peach masturbator preventive strike

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Pearl insane meetinghouse

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac turdskin

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Pearl insane meetinghouse

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac turdskin

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Pearl insane meetinghouse

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac turdskin

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Pearl insane meetinghouse

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated potus

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated potus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Navy theatre

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: mustard menage pisswyrm

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Pink Up-to-no-good Locale Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: aggressive abode incel

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible property kitty cat

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: mentally impaired den gaping

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: avocado stage international law enforcement agency

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated potus

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: bossy beady-eyed address

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Gaped walnut useless brakes

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Pink Up-to-no-good Locale Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: crystalline alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hall

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: gold point

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hall

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Galvanic puce jew

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: frisky psychic ticket booth

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Pearl insane meetinghouse

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated potus

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Pink Up-to-no-good Locale Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: blathering theater

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring turquoise sandwich

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Mischievous Coral Clown Church

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: aggressive abode incel

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Gaped walnut useless brakes

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Sepia Senate Pocket Flask

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: aggressive abode incel

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: hateful skinny woman regret

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)