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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Razzle umber gaming laptop
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
navy bisexual electric furnace
  08/16/13
I hate this
exciting orchestra pit
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Razzle umber gaming laptop
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
navy bisexual electric furnace
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt
  08/16/13
180
vermilion aromatic boistinker
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
navy bisexual electric furnace
  08/16/13
...
Razzle umber gaming laptop
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Cordovan Senate Genital Piercing
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Razzle umber gaming laptop
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
flirting mind-boggling tanning salon
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
misunderstood brethren candlestick maker
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
misunderstood brethren candlestick maker
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
misunderstood brethren candlestick maker
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage
  08/17/13
lol God
adventurous lodge
  04/30/14
cr
adventurous lodge
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Bespoke juggernaut reading party
  04/30/14
this is correct
Passionate Crusty Crackhouse Nibblets
  05/17/17
...
judgmental home
  05/27/17
blast from the past
swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
milky national security agency faggot firefighter
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Cordovan Senate Genital Piercing
  08/16/13
explain
talented puce cuck
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
adventurous lodge
  08/16/13
Lol
Maize indecent shitlib patrolman
  02/19/16
ha
Bossy mediation station
  02/19/16
...
judgmental home
  05/17/17
...
very tactful federal whorehouse background story
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
White nursing home
  08/16/13
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White nursing home
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
laughsome plaza
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
White nursing home
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
comical giraffe
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
vibrant stubborn hunting ground
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
adventurous lodge
  04/30/14
...
judgmental home
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Sienna really tough guy
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
violet cumskin deer antler
  05/17/17
no.
Soul-stirring free-loading boiling water incel
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Bossy mediation station
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Motley church building main people
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt
  05/27/17
Rad.
180 step-uncle's house useless brakes
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Razzle umber gaming laptop

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: navy bisexual electric furnace

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: exciting orchestra pit

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Razzle umber gaming laptop

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: navy bisexual electric furnace

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: vermilion aromatic boistinker

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: navy bisexual electric furnace

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Razzle umber gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Cordovan Senate Genital Piercing

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Razzle umber gaming laptop

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: flirting mind-boggling tanning salon

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: misunderstood brethren candlestick maker

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: misunderstood brethren candlestick maker

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: misunderstood brethren candlestick maker

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: adventurous lodge

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: adventurous lodge

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Bespoke juggernaut reading party

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Passionate Crusty Crackhouse Nibblets

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: judgmental home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: milky national security agency faggot firefighter

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Cordovan Senate Genital Piercing

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: talented puce cuck

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: adventurous lodge

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Maize indecent shitlib patrolman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bossy mediation station

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: judgmental home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: very tactful federal whorehouse background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: White nursing home

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: White nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: laughsome plaza

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: White nursing home

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: comical giraffe

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: vibrant stubborn hunting ground

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzmatazz blood rage

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: adventurous lodge

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: judgmental home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Sienna really tough guy

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: violet cumskin deer antler

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring free-loading boiling water incel

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Bossy mediation station

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Motley church building main people

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling brass field people who are hurt

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house useless brakes

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)