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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Bonkers newt kitchen
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Blue Hyperventilating Private Investor Pit
  08/16/13
I hate this
hideous house
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Bonkers newt kitchen
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Blue Hyperventilating Private Investor Pit
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
plum multi-colored lodge
  08/16/13
180
poppy hall clown
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
plum multi-colored lodge
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
scarlet effete whorehouse headpube
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Blue Hyperventilating Private Investor Pit
  08/16/13
...
Bonkers newt kitchen
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
plum multi-colored lodge
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Drab lay
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Bonkers newt kitchen
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
plum multi-colored lodge
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
scarlet effete whorehouse headpube
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Beta self-absorbed keepsake machete temple
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
scarlet effete whorehouse headpube
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
laughsome trump supporter place of business
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
scarlet effete whorehouse headpube
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
laughsome trump supporter place of business
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
scarlet effete whorehouse headpube
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
laughsome trump supporter place of business
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
scarlet effete whorehouse headpube
  08/17/13
lol God
pea-brained big tattoo
  04/30/14
cr
pea-brained big tattoo
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Fear-inspiring violent affirmative action piazza
  04/30/14
this is correct
swashbuckling people who are hurt
  05/17/17
...
Aqua Giraffe Really Tough Guy
  05/27/17
blast from the past
plum multi-colored lodge
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
brass heady hospital fortuitous meteor
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Drab lay
  08/16/13
explain
Opaque titillating institution gaming laptop
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
pea-brained big tattoo
  08/16/13
Lol
Sable coldplay fan
  02/19/16
ha
red glittery incel
  02/19/16
...
Aqua Giraffe Really Tough Guy
  05/17/17
...
Odious bbw
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  08/16/13
...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Flirting halford
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Trip mauve indian lodge
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
walnut buck-toothed gay wizard deer antler
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
scarlet effete whorehouse headpube
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
pea-brained big tattoo
  04/30/14
...
Aqua Giraffe Really Tough Guy
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
ocher faggot firefighter sanctuary
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Razzmatazz abnormal market
  05/17/17
no.
Exciting Buff Mental Disorder Marketing Idea
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
plum multi-colored lodge
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
red glittery incel
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
comical sapphire kitty hominid
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
plum multi-colored lodge
  05/27/17
Rad.
Charcoal crotch
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Bonkers newt kitchen

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Private Investor Pit

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: hideous house

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bonkers newt kitchen

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Private Investor Pit

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: plum multi-colored lodge

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: poppy hall clown

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: plum multi-colored lodge

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: scarlet effete whorehouse headpube

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Private Investor Pit

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Bonkers newt kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: plum multi-colored lodge

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Drab lay

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Bonkers newt kitchen

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: plum multi-colored lodge

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: scarlet effete whorehouse headpube

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Beta self-absorbed keepsake machete temple

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: scarlet effete whorehouse headpube

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: laughsome trump supporter place of business

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: scarlet effete whorehouse headpube

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: laughsome trump supporter place of business

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: scarlet effete whorehouse headpube

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: laughsome trump supporter place of business

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: scarlet effete whorehouse headpube

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: pea-brained big tattoo

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: pea-brained big tattoo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring violent affirmative action piazza

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling people who are hurt

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Aqua Giraffe Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: plum multi-colored lodge

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: brass heady hospital fortuitous meteor

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Drab lay

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Opaque titillating institution gaming laptop

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: pea-brained big tattoo

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Sable coldplay fan

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: red glittery incel

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Aqua Giraffe Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Odious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Flirting halford

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Trip mauve indian lodge

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: walnut buck-toothed gay wizard deer antler

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: scarlet effete whorehouse headpube

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: pea-brained big tattoo

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Aqua Giraffe Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: ocher faggot firefighter sanctuary

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Razzmatazz abnormal market

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting Buff Mental Disorder Marketing Idea

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: plum multi-colored lodge

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: red glittery incel

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: comical sapphire kitty hominid

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: plum multi-colored lodge

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Charcoal crotch

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)