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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Coiffed Thriller Brunch Gaping
  08/16/13
I hate this
deranged spot
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Coiffed Thriller Brunch Gaping
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Fiercely-loyal Coral Site
  08/16/13
180
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  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
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  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
impressive bright round eye
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Coiffed Thriller Brunch Gaping
  08/16/13
...
Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Fiercely-loyal Coral Site
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Buff fluffy puppy fanboi
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Fiercely-loyal Coral Site
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
impressive bright round eye
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Jet Selfie Shrine
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
impressive bright round eye
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
useless legend
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
impressive bright round eye
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
useless legend
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
impressive bright round eye
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
useless legend
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
impressive bright round eye
  08/17/13
lol God
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  04/30/14
cr
Slap-happy fishy station
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
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  04/30/14
this is correct
Ivory bonkers dilemma
  05/17/17
...
Swashbuckling Bearded Sound Barrier Mental Disorder
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Fiercely-loyal Coral Site
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
chocolate motley prole
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Buff fluffy puppy fanboi
  08/16/13
explain
cyan den gay wizard
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Slap-happy fishy station
  08/16/13
Lol
Adventurous address laser beams
  02/19/16
ha
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  05/17/17
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with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
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  08/16/13
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fantasy-prone chapel degenerate
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Flickering Bossy Locale
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
fantasy-prone chapel degenerate
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
startling gas station
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
underhanded private investor market
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
impressive bright round eye
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Slap-happy fishy station
  04/30/14
...
Swashbuckling Bearded Sound Barrier Mental Disorder
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
elite messiness giraffe
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Flatulent hot church skinny woman
  05/17/17
no.
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  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Fiercely-loyal Coral Site
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
pearl casino
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Chrome Shaky Goal In Life House
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
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  05/27/17
Rad.
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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Brunch Gaping

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: deranged spot

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Brunch Gaping

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coral Site

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lilac Stage National Security Agency

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coral Site

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: impressive bright round eye

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Brunch Gaping

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coral Site

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Buff fluffy puppy fanboi

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Exciting International Law Enforcement Agency Stag Film

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coral Site

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: impressive bright round eye

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Jet Selfie Shrine

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: impressive bright round eye

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: useless legend

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: impressive bright round eye

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: useless legend

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: impressive bright round eye

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: useless legend

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: impressive bright round eye

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy fishy station

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy fishy station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: chestnut school cafeteria pocket flask

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Ivory bonkers dilemma

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bearded Sound Barrier Mental Disorder



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coral Site

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: chocolate motley prole

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Buff fluffy puppy fanboi

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: cyan den gay wizard

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Slap-happy fishy station

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Adventurous address laser beams

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: pearl casino

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bearded Sound Barrier Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Slippery blue old irish cottage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: fantasy-prone chapel degenerate

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chapel degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Flickering Bossy Locale

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: fantasy-prone chapel degenerate

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: startling gas station

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: underhanded private investor market

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: impressive bright round eye

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy fishy station

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bearded Sound Barrier Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: elite messiness giraffe

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Flatulent hot church skinny woman

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Hairless olive business firm hairy legs

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coral Site

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: pearl casino

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Chrome Shaky Goal In Life House

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Coral Site

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ladyboy Center

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)