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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Exhilarant painfully honest depressive
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
translucent rambunctious hissy fit
  08/16/13
I hate this
stirring faggot firefighter church
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Exhilarant painfully honest depressive
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
translucent rambunctious hissy fit
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night
  08/16/13
180
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  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Maroon kitchen regret
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
translucent rambunctious hissy fit
  08/16/13
...
Exhilarant painfully honest depressive
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Cerebral umber goal in life dilemma
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Exhilarant painfully honest depressive
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Maroon kitchen regret
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Lascivious yellow office
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Maroon kitchen regret
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
domesticated henna police squad cruise ship
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Maroon kitchen regret
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
domesticated henna police squad cruise ship
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Maroon kitchen regret
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
domesticated henna police squad cruise ship
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Maroon kitchen regret
  08/17/13
lol God
bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  04/30/14
cr
bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Bistre Diverse Dragon
  04/30/14
this is correct
Fear-inspiring School Cafeteria Doctorate
  05/17/17
...
Maize Property
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
salmon adulterous hunting ground
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Cerebral umber goal in life dilemma
  08/16/13
explain
lime cracking community account
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  08/16/13
Lol
Appetizing brilliant meetinghouse kitty cat
  02/19/16
ha
purple point dingle berry
  02/19/16
...
Maize Property
  05/17/17
...
charismatic mint address turdskin
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Jade Motley Voyeur
  08/16/13
...
Jade Motley Voyeur
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
misunderstood legal warrant corner
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Jade Motley Voyeur
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Opaque startled rehab international law enforcement agency
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
thirsty station electric furnace
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Maroon kitchen regret
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor
  04/30/14
...
Maize Property
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Lilac pozpig
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Tan Locale
  05/17/17
no.
Irradiated Parlour Antidepressant Drug
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
purple point dingle berry
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
maniacal nibblets center
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night
  05/27/17
Rad.
indigo fantasy-prone circlehead
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest depressive

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: translucent rambunctious hissy fit

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: stirring faggot firefighter church

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest depressive

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: translucent rambunctious hissy fit

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: mewling supple nursing home gay wizard

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Maroon kitchen regret

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: translucent rambunctious hissy fit

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Cerebral umber goal in life dilemma

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant painfully honest depressive

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Maroon kitchen regret

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Lascivious yellow office

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Maroon kitchen regret

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: domesticated henna police squad cruise ship

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Maroon kitchen regret

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: domesticated henna police squad cruise ship

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Maroon kitchen regret

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: domesticated henna police squad cruise ship

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Maroon kitchen regret

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Bistre Diverse Dragon

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring School Cafeteria Doctorate

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Maize Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: salmon adulterous hunting ground

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Cerebral umber goal in life dilemma

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: lime cracking community account

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Appetizing brilliant meetinghouse kitty cat

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: purple point dingle berry

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Maize Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: charismatic mint address turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Jade Motley Voyeur

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Jade Motley Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: misunderstood legal warrant corner

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Jade Motley Voyeur

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Opaque startled rehab international law enforcement agency

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: thirsty station electric furnace

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Maroon kitchen regret

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring toilet seat fortuitous meteor

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Maize Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Lilac pozpig

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Tan Locale

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Irradiated Parlour Antidepressant Drug

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: purple point dingle berry

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: maniacal nibblets center

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous queen of the night

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone circlehead

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)