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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
haunting fuchsia institution
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
slap-happy marvelous private investor
  08/16/13
I hate this
hairless property sex offender
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
haunting fuchsia institution
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
slap-happy marvelous private investor
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse
  08/16/13
180
Sapphire hilarious library
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Purple hideous psychic
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
slap-happy marvelous private investor
  08/16/13
...
haunting fuchsia institution
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
flesh dashing gaping locale
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
haunting fuchsia institution
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Purple hideous psychic
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Trip national crotch
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Purple hideous psychic
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
learning disabled trust fund ticket booth
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Purple hideous psychic
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
learning disabled trust fund ticket booth
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Purple hideous psychic
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
learning disabled trust fund ticket booth
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Purple hideous psychic
  08/17/13
lol God
Canary Faggotry Rehab
  04/30/14
cr
Canary Faggotry Rehab
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Shaky range hissy fit
  04/30/14
this is correct
alcoholic cordovan hunting ground plaza
  05/17/17
...
Supple point stock car
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
topaz coldplay fan halford
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
flesh dashing gaping locale
  08/16/13
explain
180 unhinged death wish stage
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Canary Faggotry Rehab
  08/16/13
Lol
amber brunch
  02/19/16
ha
pontificating black tanning salon
  02/19/16
...
Supple point stock car
  05/17/17
...
buck-toothed anal persian elastic band
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Bisexual faggot firefighter legend
  08/16/13
...
Bisexual faggot firefighter legend
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
glittery aqua field shitlib
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Bisexual faggot firefighter legend
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
slate old irish cottage
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
mauve telephone
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Purple hideous psychic
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Canary Faggotry Rehab
  04/30/14
...
Supple point stock car
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Olive corn cake stage
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
well-lubricated fragrant yarmulke temple
  05/17/17
no.
At-the-ready market
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
pontificating black tanning salon
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
diverse site gunner
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse
  05/27/17
Rad.
Copper box office
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: haunting fuchsia institution

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: slap-happy marvelous private investor

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: hairless property sex offender

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: haunting fuchsia institution

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: slap-happy marvelous private investor

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Sapphire hilarious library

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Purple hideous psychic

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: slap-happy marvelous private investor

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: haunting fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: flesh dashing gaping locale

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: haunting fuchsia institution

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Purple hideous psychic

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Trip national crotch

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Purple hideous psychic

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: learning disabled trust fund ticket booth

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Purple hideous psychic

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: learning disabled trust fund ticket booth

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Purple hideous psychic

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: learning disabled trust fund ticket booth

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Purple hideous psychic

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Canary Faggotry Rehab

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Canary Faggotry Rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Shaky range hissy fit

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: alcoholic cordovan hunting ground plaza

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Supple point stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: topaz coldplay fan halford

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: flesh dashing gaping locale

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: 180 unhinged death wish stage

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Canary Faggotry Rehab

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: amber brunch

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: pontificating black tanning salon

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Supple point stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed anal persian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Bisexual faggot firefighter legend

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Bisexual faggot firefighter legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: glittery aqua field shitlib

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Bisexual faggot firefighter legend

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: slate old irish cottage

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: mauve telephone

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Purple hideous psychic

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Canary Faggotry Rehab

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Supple point stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Olive corn cake stage

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: well-lubricated fragrant yarmulke temple

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: At-the-ready market

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: pontificating black tanning salon

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: diverse site gunner

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Twinkling Exciting New Version Whorehouse

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Copper box office

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)