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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Sickened ivory native mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/13
I hate this
Stimulating pearl garrison
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Sickened ivory native mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
aquamarine hilarious shitlib home
  08/16/13
180
trip hissy fit voyeur
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
aquamarine hilarious shitlib home
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Talking party of the first part school cafeteria
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Sickened ivory native mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/13
...
Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
aquamarine hilarious shitlib home
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Heady Dun Bawdyhouse
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
aquamarine hilarious shitlib home
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Talking party of the first part school cafeteria
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Chestnut racy filthpig
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Talking party of the first part school cafeteria
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Supple lavender gaping den
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Talking party of the first part school cafeteria
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Supple lavender gaping den
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Talking party of the first part school cafeteria
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Supple lavender gaping den
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Talking party of the first part school cafeteria
  08/17/13
lol God
cocky dashing rehab
  04/30/14
cr
cocky dashing rehab
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
charismatic hospital reading party
  04/30/14
this is correct
Blue institution
  05/17/17
...
startled aphrodisiac personal credit line
  05/27/17
blast from the past
aquamarine hilarious shitlib home
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
glittery mahogany trust fund space
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Heady Dun Bawdyhouse
  08/16/13
explain
Smoky library halford
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
cocky dashing rehab
  08/16/13
Lol
arrogant haunting pervert spot
  02/19/16
ha
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  02/19/16
...
startled aphrodisiac personal credit line
  05/17/17
...
slate office people who are hurt
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Arousing federal market therapy
  08/16/13
...
Arousing federal market therapy
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Boyish nighttime center ape
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Arousing federal market therapy
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
hideous tanning salon
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Razzle-dazzle tantric lettuce
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Talking party of the first part school cafeteria
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
cocky dashing rehab
  04/30/14
...
startled aphrodisiac personal credit line
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
maniacal travel guidebook casino
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Motley khaki friendly grandma
  05/17/17
no.
multi-colored splenetic senate son of senegal
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
aquamarine hilarious shitlib home
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
well-lubricated meetinghouse feces
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
histrionic outnumbered property
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
aquamarine hilarious shitlib home
  05/27/17
Rad.
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  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Sickened ivory native mad-dog skullcap

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Stimulating pearl garrison

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Sickened ivory native mad-dog skullcap

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: aquamarine hilarious shitlib home

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: trip hissy fit voyeur

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: aquamarine hilarious shitlib home

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Talking party of the first part school cafeteria

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Sickened ivory native mad-dog skullcap

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: aquamarine hilarious shitlib home

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Heady Dun Bawdyhouse

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Galvanic Disgusting Field Prole

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: aquamarine hilarious shitlib home

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Talking party of the first part school cafeteria

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Chestnut racy filthpig

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Talking party of the first part school cafeteria

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Supple lavender gaping den

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Talking party of the first part school cafeteria

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Supple lavender gaping den

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Talking party of the first part school cafeteria

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Supple lavender gaping den

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Talking party of the first part school cafeteria

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cocky dashing rehab

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: cocky dashing rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: charismatic hospital reading party

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Blue institution

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: startled aphrodisiac personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: aquamarine hilarious shitlib home

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: glittery mahogany trust fund space

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Heady Dun Bawdyhouse

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Smoky library halford

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: cocky dashing rehab

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: arrogant haunting pervert spot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated meetinghouse feces

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: startled aphrodisiac personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: slate office people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Arousing federal market therapy

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Arousing federal market therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Boyish nighttime center ape

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Arousing federal market therapy

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: hideous tanning salon

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tantric lettuce

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Talking party of the first part school cafeteria

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: cocky dashing rehab

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: startled aphrodisiac personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: maniacal travel guidebook casino

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Motley khaki friendly grandma

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: multi-colored splenetic senate son of senegal

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: aquamarine hilarious shitlib home

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated meetinghouse feces

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: histrionic outnumbered property

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: aquamarine hilarious shitlib home

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: exciting anal theater stage

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)