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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Canary Unhinged Police Squad
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Slate maniacal marketing idea genital piercing
  08/16/13
I hate this
stubborn khaki bbw blood rage
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Canary Unhinged Police Squad
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Slate maniacal marketing idea genital piercing
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Green Boistinker
  08/16/13
180
Transparent shrine
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Green Boistinker
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Ruddy Ape Yarmulke
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Slate maniacal marketing idea genital piercing
  08/16/13
...
Canary Unhinged Police Squad
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Green Boistinker
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
bonkers dilemma
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Canary Unhinged Police Squad
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Green Boistinker
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Ruddy Ape Yarmulke
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Maize forum stain
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Ruddy Ape Yarmulke
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
blathering cuckold church
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Ruddy Ape Yarmulke
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
blathering cuckold church
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Ruddy Ape Yarmulke
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
blathering cuckold church
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Ruddy Ape Yarmulke
  08/17/13
lol God
Useless big-titted ratface
  04/30/14
cr
Useless big-titted ratface
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
180 puppy
  04/30/14
this is correct
spruce elastic band orchestra pit
  05/17/17
...
razzle-dazzle talking water buffalo lodge
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Green Boistinker
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
henna painfully honest stock car hospital
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
bonkers dilemma
  08/16/13
explain
cocky lime legend potus
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Useless big-titted ratface
  08/16/13
Lol
sickened obsidian address really tough guy
  02/19/16
ha
Sapphire charismatic national
  02/19/16
...
razzle-dazzle talking water buffalo lodge
  05/17/17
...
ocher ceo ticket booth
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
Spectacular Faggot Firefighter
  08/16/13
...
Spectacular Faggot Firefighter
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
ultramarine sexy spot
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
Spectacular Faggot Firefighter
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Hateful abode keepsake machete
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
At-the-ready factory reset button
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Ruddy Ape Yarmulke
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Useless big-titted ratface
  04/30/14
...
razzle-dazzle talking water buffalo lodge
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Coiffed carmine piazza messiness
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Vengeful plaza
  05/17/17
no.
federal red becky
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Green Boistinker
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Sapphire charismatic national
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
excitant lettuce famous landscape painting
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Green Boistinker
  05/27/17
Rad.
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  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Canary Unhinged Police Squad

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Slate maniacal marketing idea genital piercing

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: stubborn khaki bbw blood rage

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Canary Unhinged Police Squad

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Slate maniacal marketing idea genital piercing

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Green Boistinker

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Transparent shrine

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Green Boistinker

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Ruddy Ape Yarmulke

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Slate maniacal marketing idea genital piercing

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Canary Unhinged Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Green Boistinker

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: bonkers dilemma

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Canary Unhinged Police Squad

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Green Boistinker

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Ape Yarmulke

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Maize forum stain

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Ruddy Ape Yarmulke

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: blathering cuckold church

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Ruddy Ape Yarmulke

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: blathering cuckold church

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Ruddy Ape Yarmulke

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: blathering cuckold church

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Ruddy Ape Yarmulke

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Useless big-titted ratface

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Useless big-titted ratface

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: 180 puppy

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: spruce elastic band orchestra pit

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking water buffalo lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Green Boistinker

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: henna painfully honest stock car hospital

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: bonkers dilemma

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: cocky lime legend potus

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Useless big-titted ratface

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: sickened obsidian address really tough guy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Sapphire charismatic national

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking water buffalo lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: ocher ceo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: Spectacular Faggot Firefighter

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: ultramarine sexy spot

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Faggot Firefighter

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Hateful abode keepsake machete

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready factory reset button

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Ruddy Ape Yarmulke

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Useless big-titted ratface

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking water buffalo lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Coiffed carmine piazza messiness

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Vengeful plaza

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: federal red becky

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Green Boistinker

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Sapphire charismatic national

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: excitant lettuce famous landscape painting

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Green Boistinker

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: infuriating jet headpube crackhouse

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)