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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Nofapping garrison
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Canary insane mediation church
  08/16/13
I hate this
Geriatric dilemma
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Nofapping garrison
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Canary insane mediation church
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
chartreuse domesticated regret locale
  08/16/13
180
adventurous cream gaming laptop piazza
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
chartreuse domesticated regret locale
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
Racy outnumbered idiot location
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Canary insane mediation church
  08/16/13
...
Nofapping garrison
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
chartreuse domesticated regret locale
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Odious bronze halford milk
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Nofapping garrison
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
chartreuse domesticated regret locale
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
Racy outnumbered idiot location
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
territorial henna brunch fanboi
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
Racy outnumbered idiot location
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Fragrant sepia dysfunction
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
Racy outnumbered idiot location
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Fragrant sepia dysfunction
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
Racy outnumbered idiot location
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Fragrant sepia dysfunction
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
Racy outnumbered idiot location
  08/17/13
lol God
Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker
  04/30/14
cr
Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
filthy business firm
  04/30/14
this is correct
Sinister senate nibblets
  05/17/17
...
Startling lilac sound barrier
  05/27/17
blast from the past
chartreuse domesticated regret locale
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Mustard mind-boggling newt
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Odious bronze halford milk
  08/16/13
explain
Anal crystalline stead roommate
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker
  08/16/13
Lol
cyan university cumskin
  02/19/16
ha
Medicated heady double fault
  02/19/16
...
Startling lilac sound barrier
  05/17/17
...
Galvanic death wish
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
histrionic whorehouse police squad
  08/16/13
...
histrionic whorehouse police squad
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Vivacious meetinghouse selfie
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
histrionic whorehouse police squad
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
low-t point associate
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Brass supple round eye
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
Racy outnumbered idiot location
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker
  04/30/14
...
Startling lilac sound barrier
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Hateful Diverse Den Telephone
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
180 deer antler menage
  05/17/17
no.
aqua marvelous weed whacker
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
chartreuse domesticated regret locale
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Medicated heady double fault
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
deranged indian lodge
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
chartreuse domesticated regret locale
  05/27/17
Rad.
Navy Bat Shit Crazy Legend Rigpig
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Nofapping garrison

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Canary insane mediation church

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Geriatric dilemma

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Nofapping garrison

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Canary insane mediation church

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: chartreuse domesticated regret locale

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: adventurous cream gaming laptop piazza

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: chartreuse domesticated regret locale

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Racy outnumbered idiot location

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Canary insane mediation church

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Nofapping garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: chartreuse domesticated regret locale

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Odious bronze halford milk

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Nofapping garrison

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: chartreuse domesticated regret locale

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Racy outnumbered idiot location

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: territorial henna brunch fanboi

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Racy outnumbered idiot location

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Fragrant sepia dysfunction

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Racy outnumbered idiot location

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Fragrant sepia dysfunction

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Racy outnumbered idiot location

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Fragrant sepia dysfunction

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Racy outnumbered idiot location

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: filthy business firm

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Sinister senate nibblets

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Startling lilac sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: chartreuse domesticated regret locale

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Mustard mind-boggling newt

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Odious bronze halford milk

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Anal crystalline stead roommate

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: cyan university cumskin

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Medicated heady double fault

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Startling lilac sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Galvanic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse police squad

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Vivacious meetinghouse selfie

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse police squad

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: low-t point associate

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Brass supple round eye

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Racy outnumbered idiot location

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Fishy beady-eyed mexican candlestick maker

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Startling lilac sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Hateful Diverse Den Telephone

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: 180 deer antler menage

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: aqua marvelous weed whacker

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: chartreuse domesticated regret locale

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Medicated heady double fault

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: deranged indian lodge

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: chartreuse domesticated regret locale

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Navy Bat Shit Crazy Legend Rigpig

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)