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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
charismatic irate hospital
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Razzle slate patrolman
  08/16/13
I hate this
Chestnut Theatre
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
charismatic irate hospital
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Razzle slate patrolman
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
glassy appetizing jap halford
  08/16/13
180
Lavender Resort
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
glassy appetizing jap halford
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
flushed exhilarant tanning salon
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Razzle slate patrolman
  08/16/13
...
charismatic irate hospital
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
glassy appetizing jap halford
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
cracking cocky dilemma multi-billionaire
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
charismatic irate hospital
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
glassy appetizing jap halford
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
flushed exhilarant tanning salon
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Godawful digit ratio
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
flushed exhilarant tanning salon
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
galvanic really tough guy
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
flushed exhilarant tanning salon
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
galvanic really tough guy
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
flushed exhilarant tanning salon
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
galvanic really tough guy
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
flushed exhilarant tanning salon
  08/17/13
lol God
lascivious state jewess
  04/30/14
cr
lascivious state jewess
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
smoky boistinker
  04/30/14
this is correct
Jet-lagged Trip Plaza Pocket Flask
  05/17/17
...
Sienna Psychic
  05/27/17
blast from the past
glassy appetizing jap halford
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Razzmatazz sneaky criminal field
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
cracking cocky dilemma multi-billionaire
  08/16/13
explain
sticky alcoholic weed whacker
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
lascivious state jewess
  08/16/13
Lol
mind-boggling rambunctious trump supporter garrison
  02/19/16
ha
Odious federal property
  02/19/16
...
Sienna Psychic
  05/17/17
...
Aromatic nubile set persian
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
fishy irradiated address telephone
  08/16/13
...
fishy irradiated address telephone
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Topaz Twisted Crackhouse
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
fishy irradiated address telephone
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Aquamarine fragrant hissy fit blood rage
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
turquoise stead roast beef
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
flushed exhilarant tanning salon
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
lascivious state jewess
  04/30/14
...
Sienna Psychic
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Brilliant dashing kitty cat death wish
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Olive Motley Locale Ratface
  05/17/17
no.
silver slap-happy mediation international law enforcement agency
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
glassy appetizing jap halford
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Odious federal property
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Hideous lettuce nibblets
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
glassy appetizing jap halford
  05/27/17
Rad.
drab fantasy-prone incel whorehouse
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: charismatic irate hospital

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Razzle slate patrolman

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Chestnut Theatre

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: charismatic irate hospital

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle slate patrolman

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: glassy appetizing jap halford

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Lavender Resort

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: glassy appetizing jap halford

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: flushed exhilarant tanning salon

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Razzle slate patrolman

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: charismatic irate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: glassy appetizing jap halford

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: cracking cocky dilemma multi-billionaire

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: charismatic irate hospital

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: glassy appetizing jap halford

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: flushed exhilarant tanning salon

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Godawful digit ratio

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: flushed exhilarant tanning salon

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: galvanic really tough guy

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: flushed exhilarant tanning salon

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: galvanic really tough guy

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: flushed exhilarant tanning salon

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: galvanic really tough guy

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: flushed exhilarant tanning salon

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: lascivious state jewess

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: lascivious state jewess

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: smoky boistinker

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Trip Plaza Pocket Flask

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Sienna Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: glassy appetizing jap halford

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sneaky criminal field

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: cracking cocky dilemma multi-billionaire

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: sticky alcoholic weed whacker

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: lascivious state jewess

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling rambunctious trump supporter garrison

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Odious federal property

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Sienna Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic nubile set persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: fishy irradiated address telephone

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: fishy irradiated address telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Topaz Twisted Crackhouse

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: fishy irradiated address telephone

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine fragrant hissy fit blood rage

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: turquoise stead roast beef

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: flushed exhilarant tanning salon

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: lascivious state jewess

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Sienna Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Brilliant dashing kitty cat death wish

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Olive Motley Locale Ratface

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: silver slap-happy mediation international law enforcement agency

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: glassy appetizing jap halford

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Odious federal property

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Hideous lettuce nibblets

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: glassy appetizing jap halford

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: drab fantasy-prone incel whorehouse

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)