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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
apoplectic pisswyrm
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
green temple place of business
  08/16/13
I hate this
shaky locus
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
apoplectic pisswyrm
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
green temple place of business
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Amethyst institution personal credit line
  08/16/13
180
Bearded Opaque Therapy
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Amethyst institution personal credit line
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
razzmatazz poppy nursing home
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
green temple place of business
  08/16/13
...
apoplectic pisswyrm
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Amethyst institution personal credit line
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Internal Respiration Corn Cake
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
apoplectic pisswyrm
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Amethyst institution personal credit line
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
razzmatazz poppy nursing home
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
spectacular slimy space
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
razzmatazz poppy nursing home
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
sickened step-uncle's house skinny woman
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
razzmatazz poppy nursing home
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
sickened step-uncle's house skinny woman
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
razzmatazz poppy nursing home
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
sickened step-uncle's house skinny woman
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
razzmatazz poppy nursing home
  08/17/13
lol God
misunderstood supple kitchen clown
  04/30/14
cr
misunderstood supple kitchen clown
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
medicated misanthropic area mexican
  04/30/14
this is correct
Pearl aromatic principal's office marketing idea
  05/17/17
...
Gold costumed range lettuce
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Amethyst institution personal credit line
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
electric indian lodge dysfunction
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Internal Respiration Corn Cake
  08/16/13
explain
know-it-all mewling parlor potus
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
misunderstood supple kitchen clown
  08/16/13
Lol
lilac heaven mental disorder
  02/19/16
ha
Iridescent faggotry
  02/19/16
...
Gold costumed range lettuce
  05/17/17
...
primrose parlour wagecucks
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
180 center
  08/16/13
...
180 center
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Honey-headed vibrant gas station puppy
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
180 center
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
Blue sound barrier hall
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Marvelous set
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
razzmatazz poppy nursing home
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
misunderstood supple kitchen clown
  04/30/14
...
Gold costumed range lettuce
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
mind-boggling azure hell
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
ivory church
  05/17/17
no.
Fragrant Ruby Location Jew
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Amethyst institution personal credit line
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Iridescent faggotry
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Demanding site mother
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Amethyst institution personal credit line
  05/27/17
Rad.
Domesticated becky whorehouse
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: apoplectic pisswyrm

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: green temple place of business

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: shaky locus

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: apoplectic pisswyrm

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: green temple place of business

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Amethyst institution personal credit line

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Bearded Opaque Therapy

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Amethyst institution personal credit line

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz poppy nursing home

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: green temple place of business

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: apoplectic pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Amethyst institution personal credit line

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Internal Respiration Corn Cake

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: apoplectic pisswyrm

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Amethyst institution personal credit line

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz poppy nursing home

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: spectacular slimy space

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz poppy nursing home

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house skinny woman

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz poppy nursing home

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house skinny woman

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz poppy nursing home

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house skinny woman

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz poppy nursing home

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: misunderstood supple kitchen clown

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: misunderstood supple kitchen clown

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: medicated misanthropic area mexican

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Pearl aromatic principal's office marketing idea

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Gold costumed range lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Amethyst institution personal credit line

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: electric indian lodge dysfunction

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Sooty Bat-shit-crazy Internal Respiration Corn Cake

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: know-it-all mewling parlor potus

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: misunderstood supple kitchen clown

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: lilac heaven mental disorder

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Iridescent faggotry

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Gold costumed range lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: primrose parlour wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: 180 center

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: 180 center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed vibrant gas station puppy

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: 180 center

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Blue sound barrier hall

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Marvelous set

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz poppy nursing home

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: misunderstood supple kitchen clown

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Gold costumed range lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure hell

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: ivory church

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Ruby Location Jew

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Amethyst institution personal credit line

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Iridescent faggotry

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Demanding site mother

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Amethyst institution personal credit line

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Domesticated becky whorehouse

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)