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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Magenta shaky liquid oxygen
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
Sable Sickened Ticket Booth Messiness
  08/16/13
I hate this
godawful glittery prole
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Magenta shaky liquid oxygen
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
Sable Sickened Ticket Booth Messiness
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
tantric school cafeteria nowag
  08/16/13
180
contagious silver place of business
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
tantric school cafeteria nowag
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
yellow insane nursing home faggotry
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
Sable Sickened Ticket Booth Messiness
  08/16/13
...
Magenta shaky liquid oxygen
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
tantric school cafeteria nowag
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Misanthropic vigorous pocket flask
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Magenta shaky liquid oxygen
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
tantric school cafeteria nowag
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
yellow insane nursing home faggotry
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Unholy concupiscible fat ankles halford
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
yellow insane nursing home faggotry
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Nubile kitchen philosopher-king
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
yellow insane nursing home faggotry
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Nubile kitchen philosopher-king
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
yellow insane nursing home faggotry
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Nubile kitchen philosopher-king
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
yellow insane nursing home faggotry
  08/17/13
lol God
Amethyst fragrant plaza
  04/30/14
cr
Amethyst fragrant plaza
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Razzle-dazzle vengeful hall half-breed
  04/30/14
this is correct
Aromatic goal in life
  05/17/17
...
Beady-eyed Regret Feces
  05/27/17
blast from the past
tantric school cafeteria nowag
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
maroon police squad parlour
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Misanthropic vigorous pocket flask
  08/16/13
explain
Startled locus legal warrant
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Amethyst fragrant plaza
  08/16/13
Lol
navy razzmatazz becky gaming laptop
  02/19/16
ha
Mildly autistic base knife
  02/19/16
...
Beady-eyed Regret Feces
  05/17/17
...
rusted bearded fanboi useless brakes
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
startling people who are hurt organic girlfriend
  08/16/13
...
startling people who are hurt organic girlfriend
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
honey-headed razzle electric furnace
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
startling people who are hurt organic girlfriend
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
180 brindle affirmative action church
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
Racy Violent Elastic Band Dog Poop
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
yellow insane nursing home faggotry
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Amethyst fragrant plaza
  04/30/14
...
Beady-eyed Regret Feces
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Exhilarant depressive love of her life
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
Odious bossy temple
  05/17/17
no.
irradiated balding cuckoldry
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
tantric school cafeteria nowag
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Mildly autistic base knife
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
Swashbuckling business firm
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
tantric school cafeteria nowag
  05/27/17
Rad.
bateful internal respiration stead
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Magenta shaky liquid oxygen

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Sable Sickened Ticket Booth Messiness

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: godawful glittery prole

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Magenta shaky liquid oxygen

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Sable Sickened Ticket Booth Messiness

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: tantric school cafeteria nowag

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: contagious silver place of business

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: tantric school cafeteria nowag

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: yellow insane nursing home faggotry

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Sable Sickened Ticket Booth Messiness

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Magenta shaky liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: tantric school cafeteria nowag

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Misanthropic vigorous pocket flask

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Magenta shaky liquid oxygen

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: tantric school cafeteria nowag

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: yellow insane nursing home faggotry

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Unholy concupiscible fat ankles halford

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: yellow insane nursing home faggotry

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Nubile kitchen philosopher-king

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: yellow insane nursing home faggotry

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Nubile kitchen philosopher-king

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: yellow insane nursing home faggotry

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Nubile kitchen philosopher-king

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: yellow insane nursing home faggotry

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Amethyst fragrant plaza

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Amethyst fragrant plaza

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful hall half-breed

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Aromatic goal in life

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Regret Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: tantric school cafeteria nowag

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: maroon police squad parlour

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic vigorous pocket flask

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Startled locus legal warrant

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Amethyst fragrant plaza

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: navy razzmatazz becky gaming laptop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Mildly autistic base knife

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Regret Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: rusted bearded fanboi useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: startling people who are hurt organic girlfriend

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: startling people who are hurt organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: honey-headed razzle electric furnace

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: startling people who are hurt organic girlfriend

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: 180 brindle affirmative action church

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Racy Violent Elastic Band Dog Poop

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: yellow insane nursing home faggotry

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Amethyst fragrant plaza

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Regret Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant depressive love of her life

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Odious bossy temple

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: irradiated balding cuckoldry

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: tantric school cafeteria nowag

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Mildly autistic base knife

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: tantric school cafeteria nowag

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: bateful internal respiration stead

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)