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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
twinkling geriatric macaca
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
vibrant love of her life
  08/16/13
I hate this
Multi-colored library sneaky criminal
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
twinkling geriatric macaca
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
vibrant love of her life
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
Glittery Ceo
  08/16/13
180
Galvanic center masturbator
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
Glittery Ceo
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
vibrant love of her life
  08/16/13
...
twinkling geriatric macaca
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
Glittery Ceo
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
spectacular coldplay fan
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
twinkling geriatric macaca
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
Glittery Ceo
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Deep gas station prole
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
rebellious chest-beating yarmulke
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
rebellious chest-beating yarmulke
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
rebellious chest-beating yarmulke
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask
  08/17/13
lol God
Impertinent Obsidian Messiness
  04/30/14
cr
Impertinent Obsidian Messiness
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
Hateful swashbuckling volcanic crater
  04/30/14
this is correct
Bisexual snowy site people who are hurt
  05/17/17
...
Cordovan gaped principal's office fortuitous meteor
  05/27/17
blast from the past
Glittery Ceo
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
swollen associate menage
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
spectacular coldplay fan
  08/16/13
explain
carnelian brunch clown
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Impertinent Obsidian Messiness
  08/16/13
Lol
Sexy vermilion telephone
  02/19/16
ha
pungent parlor affirmative action
  02/19/16
...
Cordovan gaped principal's office fortuitous meteor
  05/17/17
...
offensive tantric wagecucks
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
excitant red ratface
  08/16/13
...
excitant red ratface
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
High-end comical french chef
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
excitant red ratface
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
cracking candlestick maker range
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
gay locus preventive strike
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Impertinent Obsidian Messiness
  04/30/14
...
Cordovan gaped principal's office fortuitous meteor
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Curious partner
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
coral hissy fit temple
  05/17/17
no.
embarrassed to the bone exhilarant background story office
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
Glittery Ceo
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
pungent parlor affirmative action
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
hairless narrow-minded church building
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
Glittery Ceo
  05/27/17
Rad.
deranged casino toaster
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: twinkling geriatric macaca

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: vibrant love of her life

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored library sneaky criminal

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: twinkling geriatric macaca

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: vibrant love of her life

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: Glittery Ceo

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Galvanic center masturbator

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Glittery Ceo

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: vibrant love of her life

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: twinkling geriatric macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: Glittery Ceo

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: spectacular coldplay fan

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: twinkling geriatric macaca

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: Glittery Ceo

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Deep gas station prole

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: rebellious chest-beating yarmulke

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: rebellious chest-beating yarmulke

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: rebellious chest-beating yarmulke

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Impertinent Obsidian Messiness

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Impertinent Obsidian Messiness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Hateful swashbuckling volcanic crater

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Bisexual snowy site people who are hurt

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Cordovan gaped principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Glittery Ceo

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: swollen associate menage

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: spectacular coldplay fan

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: carnelian brunch clown

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Impertinent Obsidian Messiness

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Sexy vermilion telephone

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: pungent parlor affirmative action

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Cordovan gaped principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: offensive tantric wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: excitant red ratface

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: excitant red ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: High-end comical french chef

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: excitant red ratface

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: cracking candlestick maker range

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: gay locus preventive strike

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: slap-happy travel guidebook pocket flask

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Impertinent Obsidian Messiness

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Cordovan gaped principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Curious partner

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: coral hissy fit temple

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone exhilarant background story office

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Glittery Ceo

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: pungent parlor affirmative action

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: hairless narrow-minded church building

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Glittery Ceo

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: deranged casino toaster

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)