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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
greedy theater weed whacker
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
ocher sadistic knife generalized bond
  08/16/13
I hate this
concupiscible very tactful mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
greedy theater weed whacker
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
ocher sadistic knife generalized bond
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
grizzly domesticated background story giraffe
  08/16/13
180
Vibrant hot lay keepsake machete
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
grizzly domesticated background story giraffe
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
balding area striped hyena
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
ocher sadistic knife generalized bond
  08/16/13
...
greedy theater weed whacker
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
grizzly domesticated background story giraffe
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Shimmering volcanic crater stock car
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
greedy theater weed whacker
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
grizzly domesticated background story giraffe
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
balding area striped hyena
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
disturbing kink-friendly property
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
balding area striped hyena
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
Comical Casino
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
balding area striped hyena
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
Comical Casino
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
balding area striped hyena
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
Comical Casino
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
balding area striped hyena
  08/17/13
lol God
thriller hospital travel guidebook
  04/30/14
cr
thriller hospital travel guidebook
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
topaz famous landscape painting pervert
  04/30/14
this is correct
Pungent chapel
  05/17/17
...
Swashbuckling set
  05/27/17
blast from the past
grizzly domesticated background story giraffe
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Emerald Narrow-minded Voyeur Death Wish
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Shimmering volcanic crater stock car
  08/16/13
explain
Marvelous sooty private investor
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
thriller hospital travel guidebook
  08/16/13
Lol
impertinent crackhouse idea he suggested
  02/19/16
ha
Bateful Community Account
  02/19/16
...
Swashbuckling set
  05/17/17
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Amber boiling water reading party
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
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  08/16/13
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magenta heaven factory reset button
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I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
Big saffron stain affirmative action
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
magenta heaven factory reset button
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
stubborn primrose sanctuary sneaky criminal
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
puce roommate skinny woman
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
balding area striped hyena
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
thriller hospital travel guidebook
  04/30/14
...
Swashbuckling set
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Disrespectful Indirect Expression
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
pink excitant pocket flask
  05/17/17
no.
Outnumbered windowlicker
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
grizzly domesticated background story giraffe
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Bateful Community Account
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
magical marketing idea shrine
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
grizzly domesticated background story giraffe
  05/27/17
Rad.
bonkers orchid crotch
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: greedy theater weed whacker

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: ocher sadistic knife generalized bond

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: concupiscible very tactful mad-dog skullcap

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: greedy theater weed whacker

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: ocher sadistic knife generalized bond

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: grizzly domesticated background story giraffe

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Vibrant hot lay keepsake machete

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: grizzly domesticated background story giraffe

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: balding area striped hyena

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: ocher sadistic knife generalized bond

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: greedy theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: grizzly domesticated background story giraffe

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Shimmering volcanic crater stock car

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: greedy theater weed whacker

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: grizzly domesticated background story giraffe

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: balding area striped hyena

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: disturbing kink-friendly property

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: balding area striped hyena

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Comical Casino

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: balding area striped hyena

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Comical Casino

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: balding area striped hyena

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Comical Casino

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: balding area striped hyena

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: thriller hospital travel guidebook

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: thriller hospital travel guidebook

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: topaz famous landscape painting pervert

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Pungent chapel

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: grizzly domesticated background story giraffe

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Emerald Narrow-minded Voyeur Death Wish

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Shimmering volcanic crater stock car

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Marvelous sooty private investor

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: thriller hospital travel guidebook

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: impertinent crackhouse idea he suggested

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bateful Community Account

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Amber boiling water reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: magenta heaven factory reset button

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: magenta heaven factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Big saffron stain affirmative action

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: magenta heaven factory reset button

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: stubborn primrose sanctuary sneaky criminal

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: puce roommate skinny woman

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: balding area striped hyena

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: thriller hospital travel guidebook

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful Indirect Expression

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: pink excitant pocket flask

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered windowlicker

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: grizzly domesticated background story giraffe

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful Community Account

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: magical marketing idea shrine

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: grizzly domesticated background story giraffe

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: bonkers orchid crotch

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)