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Any programmers on here tired of all the Javascript bullshit?

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenod...
Elite slate foreskin toilet seat
  08/16/13
nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and...
geriatric mint ratface orchestra pit
  08/16/13
I hate this
maroon vivacious market stain
  08/16/13
it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is gettin...
Elite slate foreskin toilet seat
  08/16/13
you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. ...
geriatric mint ratface orchestra pit
  08/16/13
(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend...
charcoal pit friendly grandma
  08/16/13
180
Supple cuckold patrolman
  02/19/16
what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, webs...
charcoal pit friendly grandma
  05/27/17
if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? ...
razzle love of her life faggotry
  08/16/13
nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you ...
geriatric mint ratface orchestra pit
  08/16/13
...
Elite slate foreskin toilet seat
  08/16/13
smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Obje...
charcoal pit friendly grandma
  08/16/13
uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets a...
Fragrant Nursing Home National Security Agency
  08/16/13
u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anythin...
Elite slate foreskin toilet seat
  08/16/13
HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not ev...
charcoal pit friendly grandma
  08/16/13
what languages would i need to know to make a site like this...
razzle love of her life faggotry
  08/17/13
html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you...
Aphrodisiac French Chef Menage
  08/17/13
cr site for finding templates?
razzle love of her life faggotry
  08/17/13
html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there. ...
sapphire rebellious plaza selfie
  08/17/13
what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and ...
razzle love of her life faggotry
  08/17/13
you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the h...
sapphire rebellious plaza selfie
  08/17/13
i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy ca...
razzle love of her life faggotry
  08/17/13
yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web tha...
sapphire rebellious plaza selfie
  08/17/13
i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweav...
razzle love of her life faggotry
  08/17/13
lol God
Mauve Heady Ticket Booth
  04/30/14
cr
Mauve Heady Ticket Booth
  05/17/17
I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout inv...
jet-lagged zombie-like bawdyhouse dragon
  04/30/14
this is correct
stirring son of senegal parlor
  05/17/17
...
Internet-worthy greedy piazza
  05/27/17
blast from the past
charcoal pit friendly grandma
  05/27/17
It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload...
Crystalline Therapy
  08/16/13
xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what yo...
Fragrant Nursing Home National Security Agency
  08/16/13
explain
Aquamarine base
  08/16/13
I think it's kind of cute
Mauve Heady Ticket Booth
  08/16/13
Lol
Gaped Boistinker
  02/19/16
ha
Spectacular buff location
  02/19/16
...
Internet-worthy greedy piazza
  05/17/17
...
Big-titted Swashbuckling Station Giraffe
  05/27/17
with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code mat...
titillating spot
  08/16/13
...
titillating spot
  08/16/13
I don't really buy this. Especially since computational pow...
burgundy very tactful goyim
  08/17/13
snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors s...
titillating spot
  08/18/13
*loads 3 mb front page*
self-absorbed shivering nibblets double fault
  05/27/17
C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard
amber abode
  08/17/13
what is c/p?
razzle love of her life faggotry
  08/18/13
Forwarded to FBI
Mauve Heady Ticket Booth
  04/30/14
...
Internet-worthy greedy piazza
  02/19/16
listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a ...
Translucent hell
  04/30/14
As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYS...
vermilion jew generalized bond
  05/17/17
no.
Yellow Native
  05/27/17
This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of u...
charcoal pit friendly grandma
  05/27/17
Nah, Node is pretty credited
Spectacular buff location
  05/27/17
Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.
twisted blue jap rigor
  05/27/17
He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work...
charcoal pit friendly grandma
  05/27/17
Rad.
Gay Wagecucks Incel
  05/27/17


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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Elite slate foreskin toilet seat

Whatever happened to real programming? Now it's all coffenodebullshitscript. GAY AS FUCK, AMIRITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850426)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: geriatric mint ratface orchestra pit

nah bro the future is all about using preexisting scrips and just grafting prebuilt extensions on them visual basic style. the old world of actually coding things from the beginning is dying out. there is always an adaptable macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850455)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: maroon vivacious market stain

I hate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850458)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Elite slate foreskin toilet seat

it's bullshit...like reading hacker news every day is getting lame. every article: DOSOMETHING.JS RELEASED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850459)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: geriatric mint ratface orchestra pit

you can always do novel wolfram-style shit in LISP i guess. there are still lots of abstract math processes waiting to be properly scripted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850464)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: charcoal pit friendly grandma

(PHP bro who is pure as the driven snow with his use of Zend Framework)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850668)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Supple cuckold patrolman

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871214)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: charcoal pit friendly grandma

what constitutes real programming for you? event-based, websockets-performant, single-threaded apps are 180 as fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409530)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: razzle love of her life faggotry

if i want to be able to make websites should i learn java? would the order i learn languages go:

1. html

2. css

3. java

4. ruby on rails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850470)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: geriatric mint ratface orchestra pit

nobody wants to load java applets anymore on sites. if you want a marketable skill that actually matters to sites, master SQL and basic database/server/network setup stuff.

if you want to try your hand at getting rich, then focus on smartphone app development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850476)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Elite slate foreskin toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850660)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:07 AM
Author: charcoal pit friendly grandma

smartphone apps, which are written in Java (Android) or Object-C (iOS), which looks a lot like Java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850671)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Nursing Home National Security Agency

uh, knowing java would be very useful for writing servlets and jsp pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850807)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:22 AM
Author: Elite slate foreskin toilet seat

u think this dude will be pushing shit to tomcat? if anything, he wants to make a hello world page on some crappy shared webhost. java useless to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850864)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:09 AM
Author: charcoal pit friendly grandma

HTML should literally take you an hour to learn, it's not even programming

CSS is similar

JavaScript and SQL are what will take longer than an hour to learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850678)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: razzle love of her life faggotry

what languages would i need to know to make a site like this? http://www.andersonhemmat.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858977)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef Menage

html + css. u can find tons of templates on the web that you can just adapt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858983)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: razzle love of her life faggotry

cr site for finding templates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: sapphire rebellious plaza selfie

html and css. maybe a little javascript here and there.

once you do the basic layout, the bigger issue will be managing the content and making it easy to edit and maintain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23858986)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: razzle love of her life faggotry

what if i wanted to basically keep the content the same and just add blog posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: sapphire rebellious plaza selfie

you can effectively steal the entire website by saving the html files to your computer. then you can edit them. if you want an easy to use blog posting mechanism that even idiots can use, you will need to integrate wordpress or some other software with the site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23859212)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: razzle love of her life faggotry

i've heard about stuff like this. if i do the codecademy calss on html and css would i have enough knowledge to pull this off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860092)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: sapphire rebellious plaza selfie

yes, you could probably find a free tutorial on the web that would get you most of the way there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860105)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: razzle love of her life faggotry

i saw a video that showed how to use photoshop and dreamweaver basically to copy a website, but i don't have any experience using either. do i have to buy those, or can download them somewhere? and what would i search on youtube for the kind of tutorial you're talking about, "copy a website's html to create new website" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861619)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Mauve Heady Ticket Booth

lol God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479191)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Mauve Heady Ticket Booth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325182)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged zombie-like bawdyhouse dragon

I actually found CSS quite difficult (lots of the layout involves hacks) despite using c++ for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479367)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: stirring son of senegal parlor

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325187)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy greedy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409622)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: charcoal pit friendly grandma

blast from the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409534)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Crystalline Therapy

It's the newest major language and it makes sense to offload computation to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850724)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Fragrant Nursing Home National Security Agency

xo, please stop with this shit. not one of you knows what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850823)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 6:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine base

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850976)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 7:33 AM
Author: Mauve Heady Ticket Booth

I think it's kind of cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23851009)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Gaped Boistinker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871015)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Spectacular buff location

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29871041)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy greedy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325403)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Big-titted Swashbuckling Station Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409800)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 4:20 AM
Author: titillating spot

with ever-increasing computational power, efficient code matters less and less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23850859)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 1:58 PM
Author: titillating spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23852488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: burgundy very tactful goyim

I don't really buy this. Especially since computational power on phones and tablets is much less than on laptops which are still less than desktops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23860096)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: titillating spot

snapdragon 800 mobile processor can drive four 4k monitors simultaneously

shit is nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861672)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: self-absorbed shivering nibblets double fault

*loads 3 mb front page*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408154)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: amber abode

C/p programming is 180. Making your own shit is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23861627)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: razzle love of her life faggotry

what is c/p?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#23863848)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Mauve Heady Ticket Booth

Forwarded to FBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479194)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy greedy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#29870408)



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Date: April 30th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Translucent hell

listen faggot youre either an elite lisper or youre using a toy language for mouthbreathing brogrammers. just lol at looking down on js from your lofty perch of other shitlanguages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#25479507)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: vermilion jew generalized bond

As far as I know commercial websites are created using a WYSIWYG tool like Dreamweaver or MS's competing product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33325247)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Yellow Native

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408183)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: charcoal pit friendly grandma

This is the literal opposite of true with the exception of using a WYSIWYG tool on top of Wordpress and a theme you paid a designer for, where the designer did not use WYSIWYG to design it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409539)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Spectacular buff location

Nah, Node is pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33408081)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: twisted blue jap rigor

Node is a mess imo. Its creator has abandoned it, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409541)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: charcoal pit friendly grandma

He didn't "abandon" it. He changed careers to work in AI/ML

here's a pretty sick paper he published af ew months ago https://arxiv.org/abs/1702.00783

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33409617)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Gay Wagecucks Incel

Rad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2337599&forum_id=2#33410046)