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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:47 PM Author: provocative hell Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423977) |
Date: November 12th, 2013 2:50 PM Author: Trip place of business scourge upon the earth Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423997) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:40 PM Author: provocative hell Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nervous. I have never had the "talk". Other partners have made comments like "well, I had better sign it. You won't be a partner for x months." At the same time, there are at least two individuals who are very much against me and have told me on multiple occasions over the past six years that they did not support hiring me (I was a lateral).
Part of me just wants to get my walking papers. What happens if no one says anything to me after the meeting, am I fucked? Is a majority or 2/3s vote standard? |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM Author: Mind-boggling erotic cumskin stage Sounds like they negged you petty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424339) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM Author: provocative hell How so? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424362) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:53 PM Author: Mind-boggling erotic cumskin stage You: hey, how was that memo I gave you?
Boomer: Not bad, considering you never should have been hired in the first place. |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:55 PM Author: provocative hell The funny thing is that I have never done any work for either of them in the six years I have been here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424422) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and told you they didn't want to hire you in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424364) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:48 PM Author: provocative hell When I applied there was evidently a schism between the partners as to who should be hired. They ended up hiring two people instead of one (other dood is long gone). In any event, this individual has said things (while at a firm dinner with my wife present) "We only wanted to hire one, and now we are stuck with two" ::glares at me:: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424380) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:51 PM Author: appetizing reading party incel Maybe it was a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424399) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:52 PM Author: provocative hell This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which strongly suggests it was not a joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424402) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM Author: Violent dragon He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430064) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:54 PM Author: Cowardly toilet seat range he sounds like a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444759) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:49 PM Author: lime floppy location gaping You should have punched him in the face with both fists at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424790) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM Author: confused hall faggotry Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430131) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:33 AM Author: bateful red point boistinker serious aspie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429881) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:41 PM Author: appetizing reading party incel What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424335) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM Author: provocative hell They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Normally this is the review period and my mentor talks to me and there is a formal process. No review period for me this year. I am definitely going to have to do some drinking tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424340) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:50 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you would know. if you have ever gotten the talk, you surely wouldn't be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424801) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:53 PM Author: provocative hell Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year multiple times. By the "talk" I meant hours/performance etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424822) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:26 PM Author: provocative hell Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426228) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:28 PM Author: beady-eyed corn cake Subject: Good luck . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426242) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:30 PM Author: Slap-happy Fighting Temple Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426765) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:49 PM Author: Mustard School Cafeteria will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through tomorrow night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426439) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:17 PM Author: provocative hell Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long enough knows I am serious, even if I am an unrepentant shitlib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426663) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:50 PM Author: Contagious avocado sandwich signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember once poasted about law school are now up for partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426448) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Mentally impaired razzle people who are hurt plaza Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426715) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:26 PM Author: provocative hell Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426729) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: Contagious avocado sandwich brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in this bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427198) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM Author: Histrionic center this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding threading to babby threading to divorce threading. it's amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430132) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:26 PM Author: Excitant metal water buffalo windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431846) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:42 PM Author: self-centered salmon school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431960) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:56 PM Author: Cowardly toilet seat range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444766) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:51 PM Author: Spectacular Chrome Tank Area Good luck, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426451) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:28 PM Author: diverse crystalline lodge macaca Size of firm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426749) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:43 PM Author: provocative hell 40-50 attorneys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426888) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: diverse crystalline lodge macaca What is the buy in?
What is your income afterwards? |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:31 PM Author: Slap-happy Fighting Temple Hissy Fit What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing every XO post you've ever made???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426773) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:32 PM Author: Filthy Mad-dog Skullcap Jewess obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a reason to make him a partner or a reason not to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426781) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:20 AM Author: Slap-happy Fighting Temple Hissy Fit \ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428295) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:44 PM Author: provocative hell LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426893) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:03 PM Author: Pink Double Fault Deer Antler good luck brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427041) |
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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: disturbing soggy base Any update? Thinking of you.
Do you really want to make partner or are you just doing what comes next? |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:39 AM Author: disturbing soggy base Answer my question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429927) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:40 AM Author: provocative hell I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429936) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:42 AM Author: gay idiotic whorehouse Thinking of you?
FAG |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:50 AM Author: disturbing soggy base Jerking off to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429978) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:19 AM Author: appetizing reading party incel Flame accomplished (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428288) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:17 AM Author: provocative hell First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point where an on topic discussion of a reality of the legal profession for young attorneys automatically becomes "flame?"
In any event, it looks like I am fucked. The standard practice in years past has been an announcement and a celebratory breakfast in the main conference room after the partnership/bonus meeting. That did not happen today.
I am in uncharted territory. In my time here, associates have either left before they were up for consideration or were voted in. No idea what is going to happen now. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:27 AM Author: jet fiercely-loyal dingle berry partner wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just not invited or did it not happen whatsoever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429841) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:37 AM Author: provocative hell Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429909) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:30 AM Author: disturbing soggy base Do you think they read this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429856) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:31 AM Author: lime floppy location gaping Is there any chance you were forgotten?
*Morning meeting*
Managing Partner: So, we are clear on voting in all partnership prospects now. Ok. On to the next item, does anyone know who the dude is down the hall from me? He has been coming in for years, but I don't know who he is. Did you hire him Marty?
Marty: No. I thought you or Mike hired him.
Mike: WTF? lulz. Holy shit, I thought you hired him. I have been giving him assignments for the past 5 years. JFC! Did this guy just squat himself to a job?
Managing Partner: I guess so, I guess so. What should we do?
Marty: Are we paying him? We must be, right? |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:32 AM Author: gay idiotic whorehouse Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429872) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:38 AM Author: provocative hell Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol though, thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429922) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM Author: 180 background story fuck I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430033) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:48 AM Author: Mind-boggling erotic cumskin stage <><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429969) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:53 AM Author: provocative hell :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429989) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:55 AM Author: gay idiotic whorehouse Lol instant meme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430002) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM Author: 180 background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430030) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: laughsome poppy library keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430504) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: sick field lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430736) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: pungent voyeur theater 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438543) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:13 PM Author: Violet irradiated karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477543) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Mind-boggling erotic cumskin stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25484631) |
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Date: June 6th, 2019 1:21 PM Author: appetizing reading party incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#38349281) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:21 PM Author: flesh church potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#45802672) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:05 AM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430041) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:06 AM Author: provocative hell Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I didn't even eat this morning. What makes it even worse is they must have known I would be shot down going in and never even ordered breakfast.
I am about ready to grab my coat and go buy myself a nice breakfast. But now it is practically lunchtime. I am not even really hungry anyways. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:07 AM Author: 180 background story lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal
edit: I am truly sorry for your lots brother |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM Author: Mentally impaired razzle people who are hurt plaza I enjoyed the pathos of the last line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431667) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:02 PM Author: Charcoal space truly sorry for his lox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444806) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:09 PM Author: Jet-lagged liquid oxygen !!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444850) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:14 PM Author: Violet irradiated karate I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?!
ROFLLES FOR ALL |
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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:42 PM Author: Startling Burgundy Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797127) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig JFC, man. Should've packed a clif bar in case it didn't work out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430060) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:11 AM Author: lime floppy location gaping best of luck brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430089) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:17 AM Author: Narrow-minded cuckoldry I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430118) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: Pink Double Fault Deer Antler i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the following year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431350) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: Violent dragon This thread has made me sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430101) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:18 AM Author: White Hominid Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they might make you wait another year or two ITE. 2006 would make you an incoming 8th year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430123) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:20 AM Author: Narrow-minded cuckoldry cr. Chin up brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430137) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:28 AM Author: provocative hell Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just asked by a partner (after the meeting) to originate a new litigation file this morning.
I guess I wish someone would just say something to me. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:33 AM Author: disturbing soggy base Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430199) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:35 AM Author: provocative hell My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the last time we had a substantive conversation about work was sometime during the summer of 2008. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430207) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:50 AM Author: Narrow-minded cuckoldry You gotta have someone you can talk to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430272) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:52 AM Author: provocative hell I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I will just give it some time before talking to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430277) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:55 AM Author: ruddy boltzmann CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him to grab a beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430295) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:07 PM Author: turquoise box office chad the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to suggest why op isnt being made partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430374) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM Author: aggressive beta public bath no breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431278) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM Author: glassy cruel-hearted ape i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the law biz talk about having a "rabbi." should i be flattered? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430551) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:53 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account would you like a free train ride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430623) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM Author: glassy cruel-hearted ape *does 30 squats* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430648) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account you seem sweaty. how about a shower? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430652) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:02 PM Author: pea-brained locus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431660) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:06 PM Author: Clear Alcoholic Pervert Dog Poop fun exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433771) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:31 PM Author: Excitant metal water buffalo windowlicker rude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431897) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:27 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months after I got axed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430485) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:29 PM Author: provocative hell Thanks for the pick me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430493) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:36 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that one way or the other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430515) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:40 PM Author: lime floppy location gaping How would you respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430544) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Told them I had more pressing matters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438118) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness how much do you make now and how much do new partners make? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431271) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: Multi-colored forum Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window now (and small firms seem to generally be much less rigid with these things to begin with).
Chin up. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:13 PM Author: Vivacious Henna Round Eye bummer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430398) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:34 PM Author: laughsome poppy library keepsake machete To the victor goes the spoils I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430512) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM Author: aggressive beta public bath no breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431280) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM Author: fuchsia exciting kitchen degenerate Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without any idea one way or the other. There's an associate at my firm that was counseled out his 7th year but then extended. He's been around for 3 years now, and they vaguely promised him a counsel position but continue to keep him and an 8th year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430550) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM Author: aggressive beta public bath no breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431281) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:46 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie partner who neg'd him the whole time
BUT THEN
they went down a different way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq6exyb-tKI |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430635) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: lime floppy location gaping OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430724) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM Author: Mind-boggling erotic cumskin stage Holy shit, 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431284) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: medicated up-to-no-good crackhouse cr.
OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431458) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:39 PM Author: Excitant metal water buffalo windowlicker lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shoving it in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431940) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:41 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433613) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 9:46 AM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24443280) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 4:12 PM Author: fear-inspiring nowag shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24470084) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2014 5:40 PM Author: exhilarant orange idiot community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25491903) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:32 PM Author: fear-inspiring nowag shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797065) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:58 PM Author: hairless casino blood rage Law firms seem like awesome places to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430667) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:42 PM Author: frisky ladyboy faggot firefighter our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up this year but i feel like walking in the conference room wearing only a sombrero and say "ITS MO-VEMBER FUCKERS!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431255) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM Author: provocative hell No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. Fuck this place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431270) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Go out in a blaze of glory, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431274) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness what would the pay raise have been?
who knows. maybe they are just mulling it over a little more. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM Author: provocative hell 1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark.
2.) I guess anything is possible. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:58 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Did you get lunch at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431313) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:01 PM Author: aggressive beta public bath no breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431328) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: provocative hell No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431339) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:00 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to your, I asked very specific questions about partnership compensation. Turns out I wouldn't get that large a raise by become partner...probably less than $100k.
you should ask these questions.
btw, did they tell you that you would make partner? just wondering, because they are telling me I am a shoe-in, and I don't know how skeptical I should be. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:03 PM Author: provocative hell I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a general idea, but they never shared the specifics. In fact, partnership in my case could result in a pay decrease (at least in terms of monthly draw) due to certain benefits being lost. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431334) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: aggressive beta public bath no breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431348) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness did they tell you that you were going to make partner this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431421) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:27 PM Author: provocative hell They said I was up for partnership this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431436) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM Author: aggressive beta public bath no breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431292) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: diverse crystalline lodge macaca Did you at least cope a beer at lunch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431349) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:07 PM Author: provocative hell No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a book on tape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431359) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: flushed bawdyhouse No Breakfast of Champions?
Edit - Eff just read your post below |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: White Hominid Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not during it?
Just relax. Also do you bring in any business? |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431424) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:26 PM Author: provocative hell Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and up for partnership this year." Seems pretty clear to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431432) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431443) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: White Hominid yes it's pretty transparent.
That said, even though I am 2006 as well, I've only been here 3 years. It would probably be another 2 years at least. It's not up and out though, so I doubt they would fire my barring some huge fuck up.
Need to work on bringing in business, which of course is the hardest part. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:33 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness ah. and you got dinged a class year.
I am 2005, but I told them I want to make it next year. They said they would see what they can do. It surely wouldn't be unprecedented. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:39 PM Author: White Hominid I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to my pay and billing rate, but as far as partnership track is concerned, I probably am and I wont complain. The people up for partner at my firm are 2005 and 2004 graduates for the most part.
You are at the 1600 hours smallish firm right? |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: doobsian insane garrison wagecucks Time for dat PLZ RESPOND (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431426) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:54 PM Author: sick field Sender: fukt, heim Recipient: partner, managing Subject: plz respond Body: |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:56 PM Author: fuchsia exciting kitchen degenerate From: Partner, Managing To: Fucked, Heim Subject: RE: plz respond Body: NO BRKFST |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:57 PM Author: sick field lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431621) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM Author: doobsian insane garrison wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432221) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:16 PM Author: Violet irradiated karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477570) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM Author: Concupiscible Kitty Just LOL @ OP
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM Author: pea-brained locus should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking lot by year 4 latest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431671) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM Author: provocative hell Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 times today. I have not answered. We are expecting our third kid soon. I have gotten nothing done today except a couple of paragraphs in a memo. Oh well, time to leave and go to the bar soon.
In fact, I have no idea why I am still here. I guess I feel like I got to let this day play out. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM Author: pea-brained locus do you think she made darnell breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431693) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:07 PM Author: provocative hell I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431702) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:08 PM Author: fuchsia exciting kitchen degenerate Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that. What are your lateral prospects? I know a guy who was pissed that he got held back a year and lateraled to income partner at a similar firm. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:24 PM Author: gay idiotic whorehouse Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fucking time with your kids as opposed to sucking some client off at 11pm on Saturday night. You'll be happier working 9-5 and going to t ball on Saturday than making partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431830) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:30 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Breakfast.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431889) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:24 PM Author: pea-brained locus (the next Rudolph) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432239) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 4:19 PM Author: cheese-eating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445323) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:17 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig :: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast buffet spread ::
(Rains of Castamere plays)
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:19 PM Author: provocative hell I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from above then tossed into a river. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431794) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:27 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig What's your net worth at? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431854) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:20 PM Author: provocative hell Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me today. I am out of here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432211) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM Author: gay idiotic whorehouse (Guy who is done here) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432222) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:23 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432234) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:25 PM Author: medicated up-to-no-good crackhouse Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432250) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:49 PM Author: provocative hell Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tried to talk to any of the partners today, they seemed to act oddly. I am sitting alone in the dark in my office at home drinking listening to a book on tape.
EDIT: I am the lead attorney on several multimillion dollar cases. If not for my ethical obligations I would be tempted to fuck these guys over. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:51 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon.
which book on tape? |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:52 PM Author: provocative hell Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433709) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:05 PM Author: White Hominid you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the firm? If not your indignance is sounding suspiciously like flame for a 2006 graduate who had no idea where he stood until now and never spoke to anyone seriously about his chances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433769) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:15 PM Author: provocative hell Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past year or so. The other was based on previous work I had done for a client. I am frustrated because up until a week ago all of my feedback was extremely positive and I was told that I was a shoe in.
EDIT: I did speak to folks about partnership. For the past year I was essentially assured it was a foregone conclusion. |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:18 PM Author: Multi-colored forum Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks for not being more up front with you, but you need to be the better man and ask someone what's up. With all you've told us, you have a lot of reasons to be confident and open with these people. Good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433844) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Anal Outnumbered Fanboi NOWAG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433757) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:28 PM Author: Trip place of business scourge upon the earth I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for you tomorrow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433882) |
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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:15 PM Author: Spectacular Chrome Tank Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434202) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:13 PM Author: odious indian lodge twinkling uncleanness Lox and cream cheese this morning? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438078) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:19 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438113) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM Author: Stimulating senate cuck Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438116) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438129) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM Author: fuchsia exciting kitchen degenerate To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfast this morning and be in a steak and eggs coma right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438126) |
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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:23 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this?
http://www.gourmetabudhabi.ae/ad2013/files/event/slide_1353408202.6045_9.jpg |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:07 PM Author: Trip place of business scourge upon the earth Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444839) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:17 PM Author: provocative hell Here I am. Still no breakfast. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444902) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:18 PM Author: vibrant copper pozpig codepig You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your own this morning, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444906) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:58 PM Author: provocative hell No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck working on a brief that had to go out today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445157) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:26 PM Author: Massive Swashbuckling Generalized Bond Spot If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445846) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:09 PM Author: disturbing soggy base Subject: HE GOT BREAKFAST! Not actual breakfast though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477528) |
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Date: November 21st, 2013 9:08 AM Author: Costumed pale set regret Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity partner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24481272) |
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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM Author: ruby stock car I don't care about your good intentions anymore Leland. This is about business now. I have to take care of business.
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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM Author: ruby stock car I would very much have preferred a decision based on mutual respect and affection among colleagues. Since that option has passed us by I suggest we take this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943957) |