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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
black parlour
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
Comical library trump supporter
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spectacular silver dilemma
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
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crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
underrated
olive mediation
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lol damn how have I never seen this thread
Cocky church boiling water
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
olive mediation
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This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
Cocky church boiling water
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Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
olive mediation
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I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
Obsidian Big University Puppy
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
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it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
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Overrated bateful boistinker boltzmann
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33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
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Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Mischievous address digit ratio
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splenetic iridescent point
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Garnet Doctorate Coldplay Fan
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crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
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mahogany quadroon
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aromatic toilet seat
  12/03/13
fucking genius
Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
  12/03/13
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Swashbuckling sapphire organic girlfriend business firm
  12/04/13
180
charcoal lascivious depressive
  12/06/13
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vigorous tan locus preventive strike
  07/06/14
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Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef
  10/16/14
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spruce box office
  11/13/14
18000000
salmon duck-like crotch
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
adventurous abode
  01/13/15
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crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
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Fighting reading party jewess
  02/28/16
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aphrodisiac hell alpha
  12/14/16
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lime factory reset button menage
  03/25/17
Lol
Curious effete telephone athletic conference
  03/25/17
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Mischievous address digit ratio
  04/16/17
easter bump
lime factory reset button menage
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cracking purple meetinghouse elastic band
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
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Bearded pit immigrant
  10/10/17
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Low-t Chrome Volcanic Crater
  11/28/17
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cracking purple meetinghouse elastic band
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lime factory reset button menage
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lime factory reset button menage
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lmfao this one is killing me
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Mauve Passionate Chad Heaven
  03/15/22
999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
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1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
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Amethyst Flickering Brethren Indirect Expression
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
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loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
Vengeful Mexican Pocket Flask
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Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
irradiated nowag
  08/25/15
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ivory tanning salon
  11/28/17
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Mewling amber temple
  12/15/17
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July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
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lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
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April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
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October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
Comical library trump supporter
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magenta hideous location
  11/02/16
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Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
black parlour
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lolololol
marvelous sepia home
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180!!
Bronze exhilarant roast beef base
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Clear school cafeteria
  12/05/13
...
Misunderstood fuchsia background story
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...
olive mediation
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This is fucking genius brother. 180
Mischievous address digit ratio
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marvelous sepia home
  12/03/13
...
Bronze exhilarant roast beef base
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racy claret gay wizard mood
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vibrant drab haunted graveyard
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cheese-eating galvanic son of senegal den
  12/03/13
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mahogany quadroon
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...
carmine anal idiot azn
  12/03/13
this is very good.
Gold Hairy Legs State
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abnormal boyish dragon really tough guy
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olive mediation
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39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
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crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
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lime factory reset button menage
  06/05/19
do more please
Cerebral Wine Community Account
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
black parlour
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
stimulating cuck
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
marvelous sepia home
  12/03/13
...
Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
  12/03/13
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Copper field trust fund
  08/29/14
...
black parlour
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lime factory reset button menage
  04/16/17
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olive mediation
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wholly shit lmfao
dashing fortuitous meteor
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Onyx Headpube Newt
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Cream Underhanded Yarmulke Travel Guidebook
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November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
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Primrose deer antler brunch
  12/03/13
jfc
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
no, jfk
black parlour
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olive mediation
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180 liquid oxygen crackhouse
  02/19/23
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lime factory reset button menage
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zombie-like orchestra pit
  03/29/20
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
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soul-stirring domesticated double fault range
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Amethyst Flickering Brethren Indirect Expression
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
carmine anal idiot azn
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Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
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...
olive mediation
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Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
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September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
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...
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April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
carmine anal idiot azn
  12/03/13
subtle
marvelous sepia home
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
carmine anal idiot azn
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
...
Floppy hilarious legal warrant
  09/17/15
oh man
magenta hideous location
  11/02/16
...
Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
...
soul-stirring domesticated double fault range
  11/03/20
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aromatic toilet seat
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
Gaped gunner
  12/03/13
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Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
  12/03/13
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lime factory reset button menage
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
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April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
Comical library trump supporter
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/03/13
...
black parlour
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
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ty bro.
Coral Gaming Laptop
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...
marvelous sepia home
  12/03/13
180
unhinged place of business garrison
  12/04/13
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provocative shivering theater stage macaca
  12/12/13
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Copper field trust fund
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Swashbuckling sapphire organic girlfriend business firm
  12/03/13
...
soul-stirring domesticated double fault range
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/03/13
...
marvelous sepia home
  12/03/13
...
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
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Misanthropic Appetizing Nursing Home Associate
  07/31/20
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December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
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stimulating cuck
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marvelous sepia home
  12/03/13
...
carnelian metal tattoo goyim
  12/05/13
Underrated
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
lime factory reset button menage
  03/25/17
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Curious effete telephone athletic conference
  03/25/17
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marvelous sepia home
  03/25/17
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Vivacious orchid electric furnace jap
  02/08/18
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lime factory reset button menage
  03/06/20
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olive mediation
  11/03/20
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multi-colored pink selfie
  10/19/21
...
multi-colored pink selfie
  03/15/22
...
multi-colored pink selfie
  11/19/22
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
black parlour
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180
Deranged Blood Rage Legend
  07/06/14
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Laughsome Whorehouse
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
olive mediation
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September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Peach Ceo Death Wish
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Peach Ceo Death Wish
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
black parlour
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crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
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Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
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olive mediation
  11/03/20
...
Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
black parlour
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
black parlour
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
black parlour
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
black parlour
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...
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
black parlour
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/03/13
...
stimulating cuck
  12/21/13
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
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Swashbuckling sapphire organic girlfriend business firm
  12/03/13
180
Pearl stage
  06/07/14
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odious judgmental corner
  11/13/14
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Misanthropic Appetizing Nursing Home Associate
  07/31/20
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olive mediation
  11/03/20
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soul-stirring domesticated double fault range
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
marvelous sepia home
  12/03/13
...
black parlour
  01/13/15
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Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
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olive mediation
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
black parlour
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...
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
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lime factory reset button menage
  05/09/20
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olive mediation
  11/03/20
...
olive mediation
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April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
marvelous sepia home
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Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
black parlour
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Clear school cafeteria
  12/05/13
...
Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
aggressive twinkling uncleanness
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
sick cuckoldry
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
marvelous sepia home
  12/03/13
...
unhinged place of business garrison
  12/04/13
...
Gaped gunner
  12/04/13
lol
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
Insecure toaster prole
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Glittery ebony market windowlicker
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Deranged Blood Rage Legend
  07/06/14
...
Khaki Hominid Step-uncle's House
  01/13/15
...
black parlour
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
charismatic pale senate mad cow disease
  03/27/17
wrong
olive mediation
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
black parlour
  12/04/13
...
Primrose deer antler brunch
  12/05/13
...
Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
black parlour
  12/04/13
...
stimulating cuck
  12/04/13
i'm dying
Snowy fear-inspiring rehab
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
I think so too
olive mediation
  11/03/20
...
Gaped gunner
  12/11/13
...
odious judgmental corner
  11/13/14
...
Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
...
lime factory reset button menage
  03/06/20
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
stimulating cuck
  12/04/13
...
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
sadistic stage pisswyrm
  12/04/13
lol
marvelous sepia home
  12/04/13
...
stimulating cuck
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
red slap-happy school
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
shimmering concupiscible stag film
  12/04/13
...
spectacular silver dilemma
  04/20/14
lol
black parlour
  11/28/17
...
ivory tanning salon
  11/28/17
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
multi-colored pink selfie
  03/15/22
...
Supple emerald church building ratface
  03/09/23
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
black parlour
  12/05/13
jfc
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
black parlour
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
Gaped gunner
  12/11/13
lmao 180
Mewling amber temple
  12/15/17
...
lime factory reset button menage
  06/05/19
LMAO
olive mediation
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
excitant scarlet station masturbator
  12/05/13
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
...
Supple emerald church building ratface
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
black parlour
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...
Misunderstood fuchsia background story
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Titillating glassy filthpig
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
black parlour
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
marvelous sepia home
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
excitant scarlet station masturbator
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
lime factory reset button menage
  03/25/17
nice
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
...
Grizzly knife
  03/25/17
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
black parlour
  12/05/13
180
Mischievous address digit ratio
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
black parlour
  12/05/13
180
Mischievous address digit ratio
  12/05/13
...
stirring narrow-minded tank mad-dog skullcap
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
lime factory reset button menage
  03/27/17
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
Embarrassed to the bone rusted casino hissy fit
  12/05/13
...
crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
Smoky Potus Sex Offender
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
Razzle Brass Locale Partner
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
black parlour
  12/05/13
180
Mischievous address digit ratio
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
...
Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
  12/05/13
...
marvelous sepia home
  12/11/13
...
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/12/13
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
mahogany quadroon
  12/05/13
...
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
i loved this one
tantric plum internal respiration famous landscape painting
  12/06/13
ty brother
mahogany quadroon
  12/11/13
180
black parlour
  06/03/14
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
black parlour
  12/05/13
180
Mischievous address digit ratio
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
red slap-happy school
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
stimulating cuck
  12/12/13
Excellent.
Coral Gaming Laptop
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
stimulating cuck
  12/21/13
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
...
black parlour
  10/03/14
...
olive mediation
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
diverse office genital piercing
  12/05/13
...
stimulating cuck
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: black parlour

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Comical library trump supporter

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556890)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: spectacular silver dilemma



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: black parlour

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: olive mediation

underrated

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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Cocky church boiling water

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: olive mediation

fucking same, this is gold

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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Cocky church boiling water

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: olive mediation

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Obsidian Big University Puppy

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: olive mediation

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: black parlour

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: Overrated bateful boistinker boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: black parlour

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: splenetic iridescent point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: Garnet Doctorate Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: mahogany quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sapphire organic girlfriend business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: charcoal lascivious depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous tan locus preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: spruce box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: salmon duck-like crotch

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: adventurous abode

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Fighting reading party jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Curious effete telephone athletic conference

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: cracking purple meetinghouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Bearded pit immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Low-t Chrome Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: cracking purple meetinghouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: olive mediation

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Mauve Passionate Chad Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156043)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: black parlour

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: black parlour

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Flickering Brethren Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: black parlour

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: Vengeful Mexican Pocket Flask

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: irradiated nowag

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: ivory tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: black parlour

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: olive mediation

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: black parlour

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: black parlour

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Comical library trump supporter

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: magenta hideous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: black parlour

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Bronze exhilarant roast beef base

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Clear school cafeteria

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Bronze exhilarant roast beef base



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: racy claret gay wizard mood



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: vibrant drab haunted graveyard



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: cheese-eating galvanic son of senegal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: mahogany quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: carmine anal idiot azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Gold Hairy Legs State

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: abnormal boyish dragon really tough guy



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: black parlour

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344670)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Cerebral Wine Community Account

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: black parlour

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Copper field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: dashing fortuitous meteor

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Onyx Headpube Newt

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Cream Underhanded Yarmulke Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: black parlour

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Primrose deer antler brunch



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: black parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: olive mediation



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: 180 liquid oxygen crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: olive mediation



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: black parlour

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: black parlour

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated double fault range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Amethyst Flickering Brethren Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: carmine anal idiot azn

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: jade becky kitty cat

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: carmine anal idiot azn

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: carmine anal idiot azn

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Floppy hilarious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: magenta hideous location

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated double fault range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: Gaped gunner

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Comical library trump supporter

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: unhinged place of business garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: provocative shivering theater stage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Copper field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sapphire organic girlfriend business firm

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated double fault range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Appetizing Nursing Home Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: black parlour

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: carnelian metal tattoo goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Curious effete telephone athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious orchid electric furnace jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: multi-colored pink selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: multi-colored pink selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: multi-colored pink selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45516426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: black parlour

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Deranged Blood Rage Legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: olive mediation

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Peach Ceo Death Wish

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Peach Ceo Death Wish

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: black parlour

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: black parlour

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: black parlour

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: black parlour

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Rambunctious walnut site striped hyena

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: black parlour

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249192)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: black parlour

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: black parlour

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sapphire organic girlfriend business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Pearl stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: odious judgmental corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Appetizing Nursing Home Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated double fault range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: black parlour

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: black parlour

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Clear school cafeteria

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: aggressive twinkling uncleanness

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: sick cuckoldry

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: unhinged place of business garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Gaped gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Insecure toaster prole

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Glittery ebony market windowlicker

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Deranged Blood Rage Legend

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Khaki Hominid Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: charismatic pale senate mad cow disease

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: olive mediation

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: black parlour

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Primrose deer antler brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: black parlour

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Snowy fear-inspiring rehab

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: olive mediation

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Gaped gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: odious judgmental corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: sadistic stage pisswyrm

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: red slap-happy school

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible stag film

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: spectacular silver dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: black parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: ivory tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: multi-colored pink selfie

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Supple emerald church building ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031819)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: black parlour

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: black parlour

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Gaped gunner

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: olive mediation

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: excitant scarlet station masturbator

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Supple emerald church building ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: black parlour

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Titillating glassy filthpig

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: black parlour

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: excitant scarlet station masturbator

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Grizzly knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: black parlour

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: black parlour

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: stirring narrow-minded tank mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rusted casino hissy fit

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: Smoky Potus Sex Offender

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle Brass Locale Partner

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: black parlour

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: mahogany quadroon

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: tantric plum internal respiration famous landscape painting

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: mahogany quadroon

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: black parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: black parlour

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: red slap-happy school

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: diverse office genital piercing

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: black parlour

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: mahogany quadroon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Copper field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell alpha



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Grizzly knife



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Brilliant Resort Regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: olive mediation



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: diverse office genital piercing

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: tripping house-broken half-breed fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated double fault range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Copper field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: black parlour

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Unholy hospital circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: diverse office genital piercing

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: black parlour

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: red slap-happy school

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Grizzly knife



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: black parlour

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: diverse office genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated double fault range

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired fragrant generalized bond public bath

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: black parlour

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: black parlour

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Skinny Woman Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring domesticated double fault range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Chocolate Gas Station

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: black parlour

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: black parlour

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: heady lemon dysfunction

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: Gaped gunner

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Insecure toaster prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: stimulating cuck



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: diverse office genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Gaped gunner

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: diverse office genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Gaped gunner

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939)



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Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: black parlour

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: heady lemon dysfunction

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Peach Ceo Death Wish

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: startled white ape antidepressant drug

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: puce center faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: black parlour

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: black parlour

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: black parlour

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Citrine Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: black parlour

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home



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Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: black parlour

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: charcoal lascivious depressive



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: abnormal boyish dragon really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: black parlour

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: abnormal boyish dragon really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Arousing Turquoise Main People

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: hairraiser lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: Bronze exhilarant roast beef base

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: Bronze exhilarant roast beef base

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: black parlour

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: olive mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: black parlour

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: black parlour

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: black parlour

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: carnelian metal tattoo goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: abnormal boyish dragon really tough guy

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: histrionic plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: racy claret gay wizard mood

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: diverse office genital piercing

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: carmine anal idiot azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Curious effete telephone athletic conference

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Curious effete telephone athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: infuriating disrespectful area bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Grizzly knife

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: contagious chest-beating multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Talented Space Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: cracking purple meetinghouse elastic band

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: greedy water buffalo



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: motley cuckold set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic Appetizing Nursing Home Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: olive mediation

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Appetizing Nursing Home Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: multi-colored pink selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: multi-colored pink selfie

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: jet spot useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Big-titted buff weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: black parlour

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: black parlour

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: abnormal boyish dragon really tough guy

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Grizzly knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: black parlour

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: black parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: black parlour

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: black parlour

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: black parlour

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: black parlour

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: black parlour

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: black parlour

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: black parlour

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Poppy degenerate piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: black parlour

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: tantric plum internal respiration famous landscape painting

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: tantric plum internal respiration famous landscape painting

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine bawdyhouse coffee pot

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine bawdyhouse coffee pot

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: crimson scourge upon the earth goal in life

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: startling cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: exciting aquamarine bawdyhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Vivacious orchid electric furnace jap

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine bawdyhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine bawdyhouse coffee pot

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Supple emerald church building ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: black parlour

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: tantric plum internal respiration famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: irradiated nowag

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cruise ship lettuce

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: magenta hideous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: black parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: olive mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Mischievous address digit ratio

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: magenta hideous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: electric hunting ground shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: black parlour

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling lavender feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: black parlour

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: black parlour

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: diverse office genital piercing

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: black parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Thriller Brindle Property Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: diverse office genital piercing

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: cobalt marketing idea

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz ticket booth french chef

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: marvelous sepia home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: red slap-happy school

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: charismatic pale senate mad cow disease

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Wonderful at-the-ready foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: black parlour

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: black parlour

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: black parlour

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: ivory tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: ivory tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Mewling amber temple

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Overrated bateful boistinker boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Trip theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: black parlour

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Obsidian Big University Puppy

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: black parlour

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: black parlour

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Citrine Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Coral Gaming Laptop

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: black parlour

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: soggy candlestick maker

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Opaque pontificating personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: lime factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
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January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: black parlour

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: black parlour

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Obsidian Big University Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood fuchsia background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rusted casino hissy fit

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: excitant scarlet station masturbator

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine bawdyhouse coffee pot

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: honey-headed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: black parlour

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: Obsidian Big University Puppy

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: black parlour

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: cerise stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: twinkling friendly grandma international law enforcement agency

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: black parlour

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: multi-colored pink selfie

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: black parlour

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: black parlour

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)