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Amethyst Parlor Ceo   08/20/14 June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &... mind-boggling orchid parlour   08/20/14 ... saffron associate   10/02/14 Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T... Amethyst Parlor Ceo   08/20/14 this the shit i like Shimmering apoplectic ladyboy   10/02/14 August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa... Kink-friendly Jewess   10/02/14 August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf... Kink-friendly Jewess   10/02/14 love the sibling angle here. Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/02/14 Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo... saffron associate   10/02/14 tcr Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/02/14 both are 180 Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig... saffron associate   10/02/14 nice Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/02/14 Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu... saffron associate   10/02/14 i like "Homo rudolfensis" Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/02/14 LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol... saffron associate   10/02/14 lol, 180. Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/02/14 180 dashing self-absorbed stage   10/02/14 180 find crystalline crotch   10/03/14 180 bonkers sepia famous landscape painting preventive strike   01/13/15 ... Unholy roast beef generalized bond   01/13/15 180 holy shit disrespectful stag film   01/13/15 Best "life imitates xo" of all time heady umber rehab really tough guy   08/09/15 ... exhilarant state rigpig   08/10/15 LOL Ungodly insecure area   09/17/15 ... boyish twisted abode   10/21/16 ... Ungodly insecure area   11/28/17 ... Adventurous pontificating school cafeteria   10/24/16 ... carnelian arrogant internal respiration partner   12/14/16 180 simglitch Marvelous stock car   03/25/17 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   03/25/17 ... talented field foreskin   03/25/17 ... spectacular tattoo   03/27/17 180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed Magical Round Eye Athletic Conference   04/21/19 ... saffron associate   05/15/19 ... Cowardly resort   06/05/19 ... indecent chartreuse temple   03/05/20 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   03/06/20 ... Tan theater reading party   07/31/20 LMFAO this may be the best one yet Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 ... Tan theater reading party   12/26/20 ... stirring locale factory reset button   03/09/21 this is like the third time this poast has made me little te... stirring locale factory reset button   10/19/21 ... Scarlet Boistinker Juggernaut   03/15/22 ... bipolar cheese-eating heaven   11/08/22 ... Ultramarine roommate nursing home   02/19/23 ... Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf... saffron associate   10/02/14 ... Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/16/14 REALLY underrated Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   04/16/17 November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi... saffron associate   10/03/14 ... Electric Lay   08/06/15 http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif crystalline crotch   10/04/14 July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ... Electric Lay   10/16/14 lol. great moniker, btw. Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/16/14 TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well. Electric Lay   10/16/14 ty, brother. Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/16/14 2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w... Amethyst Parlor Ceo   10/16/14 ... Electric Lay   10/16/14 ... bipolar cheese-eating heaven   08/19/16 ... Marvelous stock car   03/25/17 ... Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke... saffron associate   12/06/14 lol saffron associate   04/10/15 lol again saffron associate   02/28/16 lol again saffron associate   07/13/20 yup saffron associate   08/20/20 ... Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am... saffron associate   01/20/21 January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ... saffron associate   01/13/15 I lol'd khaki diverse hospital   09/17/15 November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John... saffron associate   01/13/15 June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t... saffron associate   01/13/15 ... Amethyst Parlor Ceo   02/10/15 ... floppy fortuitous meteor corner   09/17/15 September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas... saffron associate   01/13/15 February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro... Aqua idiotic locus private investor   02/04/15 ... Amethyst Parlor Ceo   02/10/15 ... Unholy roast beef generalized bond   04/01/15 September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell... Electric Lay   04/02/15 June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm... Aqua idiotic locus private investor   08/05/15 Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?! Cobalt set liquid oxygen   08/06/15 August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey... Cobalt set liquid oxygen   08/06/15 okay, I lol'd khaki diverse hospital   09/17/15 ... shivering gay wizard jew   04/03/16 December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ... Electric Lay   08/06/15 ... Cobalt set liquid oxygen   08/06/15 1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp... Gold sinister pozpig   08/07/15 ... Cobalt set liquid oxygen   08/10/15 November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH... Cobalt set liquid oxygen   08/10/15 ... naked boiling water ticket booth   12/14/16 August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just... saffron associate   10/20/15 ... Aqua idiotic locus private investor   10/20/15 cr Bistre medicated house brethren   01/27/16 July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy... Orange abusive codepig digit ratio   02/28/16 ... bipolar cheese-eating heaven   04/03/16 ... saffron associate   09/23/16 ... Spruce stage idiot   11/02/16 ... saffron associate   12/13/16 LMAO 180 Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,... bipolar cheese-eating heaven   04/03/16 ... Spruce stage idiot   11/02/16 ... 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Unholy roast beef generalized bond   03/16/17 March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri... Electric Lay   03/25/17 this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   03/25/17 ... Unholy roast beef generalized bond   03/25/17 ... boyish twisted abode   03/27/17 ... Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi... big legal warrant affirmative action   03/27/17 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   10/03/19 REDDITALERT Burgundy Well-lubricated Tanning Salon Degenerate   03/27/17 ... sapphire personal credit line address   09/04/17 May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ... saffron associate   04/15/17 June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H... saffron associate   04/15/17 May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo... saffron associate   11/28/17 ... elite topaz people who are hurt   11/28/17 ... elite topaz people who are hurt   11/28/17 636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno... razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter   12/15/17 1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo... razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter   12/15/17 ... Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t... razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter   12/15/17 1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R... razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter   12/15/17 ... Walnut sound barrier persian   11/03/20 1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu... razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter   12/15/17 November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his... razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter   12/15/17 ... vibrant buff space kitty cat   08/16/18 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   03/29/18 ... tantric hall   04/26/18 ... Aromatic doobsian church building place of business   05/11/18 May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib... saffron associate   04/21/19 August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ... soul-stirring point   04/21/19 June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure... saffron associate   06/03/19 A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real. saffron associate   06/03/19 ... Balding chapel   08/12/19 Still an excellent thread boyish twisted abode   10/03/19 well, that kills it saffron associate   10/06/19 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   03/06/20 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   01/02/20 February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala... motley headpube   03/05/20 ... Free-loading lodge goyim   03/29/20 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   03/06/20 ... floppy fortuitous meteor corner   03/06/20 January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h... 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Cobalt set liquid oxygen   03/20/22 ... domesticated immigrant   06/26/22 September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le... saffron associate   08/08/22 May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl... soul-stirring point   08/08/22 January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon... saffron associate   12/08/22 ... library   12/11/22 Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi... Green church corn cake   12/11/22 Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik... library   12/11/22 December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate... saffron associate   12/11/22 ... Light Hideous Macaca Prole   03/09/23 ... Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford   05/16/23 05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w... stirring locale factory reset button   06/22/23 ... Drab Toaster   06/22/23 December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri... saffron associate   12/24/23 Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic... saffron associate   01/01/24 ... Flushed disturbing crackhouse dingle berry   01/01/24 Poast new message in this thread Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM Author: saffron associate 2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556656) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM Author: submissive pocket flask gas station 759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556890) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM Author: azure comical electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556983) Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939066) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248990) Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM Author: Onyx wrinkle toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296915) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248991) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM Author: saffron associate 331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778183) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248993) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM Author: vivacious principal's office lol damn how have I never seen this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian fucking same, this is gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM Author: vivacious principal's office This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day This thread is brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM Author: soul-stirring point I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian Doing the Lord's work, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227) Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM Author: saffron associate it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039) Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM Author: vibrant buff space kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980568) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM Author: saffron associate 33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven Lost it at this one. probably my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913717) Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM Author: Onyx wrinkle toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296944) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM Author: Ocher fiercely-loyal gaping den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557500) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778355) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM Author: Jet antidepressant drug ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557831) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM Author: cyan fragrant gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557848) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University fucking genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558234) Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM Author: aphrodisiac plum deer antler mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566096) Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM Author: red multi-billionaire school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580497) Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Angry organic girlfriend dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879472) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: Electric Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527584) Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: outnumbered supple indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708462) Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM Author: Misunderstood lascivious location 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107679) Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM Author: Hyperactive native selfie gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107713) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778185) Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: Arousing Hairless Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936779) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: carnelian arrogant internal respiration partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139012) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913639) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM Author: Ungodly insecure area Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913678) Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086115) Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford easter bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086552) Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: Magical Round Eye Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086601) Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford still fucking lol at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33440137) Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM Author: at-the-ready sooty theater stage mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34413602) Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM Author: excitant geriatric range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792488) Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34932355) Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628163) Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119714) Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM Author: Magical Round Eye Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119716) Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119743) Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38223586) Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38282461) Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925616) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian lmfao this one is killing me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983) Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM Author: Laughsome Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156043) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM Author: saffron associate 999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM Author: saffron associate 1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704) Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: slap-happy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569554) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM Author: saffron associate February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705) Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM Author: Smoky Plaza loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557286) Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM Author: Electric Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485897) Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM Author: Bistre medicated house brethren laughed all morning thinking about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28621032) Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM Author: elite topaz people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792503) Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928492) Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707326) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248998) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM Author: saffron associate July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian lmao idk how this one was so overlooked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM Author: saffron associate April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913689) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249000) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM Author: saffron associate October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM Author: submissive pocket flask gas station September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800) Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM Author: Spruce stage idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780919) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917142) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM Author: saffron associate May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556778) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM Author: Kink-friendly Jewess 180!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556838) Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM Author: Titillating Black Piazza LOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571282) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917145) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249009) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven This is fucking genius brother. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556731) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556750) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM Author: Kink-friendly Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556882) Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM Author: disrespectful stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557329) Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM Author: Trip Cruise Ship Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557343) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557512) Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM Author: Jet antidepressant drug ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557799) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM Author: exhilarant state rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558098) Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM Author: citrine glittery senate stain this is very good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561620) Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: crystalline crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26028504) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249003) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM Author: saffron associate 39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556979) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778182) Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344670) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM Author: pink theatre do more please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556982) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM Author: saffron associate 1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041) Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM Author: boyish twisted abode This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558231) Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM Author: vermilion shitlib kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257) Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499) Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086555) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM Author: yellow friendly grandma wholly shit lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM Author: pungent startling center *slow clap* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM Author: provocative orchestra pit philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM Author: saffron associate November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982) Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM Author: cruel-hearted amber depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557985) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298) Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM Author: saffron associate no, jfk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249014) Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM Author: Curious striped hyena spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068) Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895029) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249012) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM Author: saffron associate November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM Author: saffron associate Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM Author: ivory bateful shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033) Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM Author: slap-happy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM Author: exhilarant state rigpig July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201) Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Electric Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital God help me I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM Author: lilac sneaky criminal September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253) Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM Author: exhilarant state rigpig April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360) Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond subtle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: exhilarant state rigpig bunch of fucklaws here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Glassy business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716) Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM Author: Spruce stage idiot oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM Author: ivory bateful shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM Author: cyan fragrant gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489) Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM Author: autistic twinkling meetinghouse 180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515) Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722) Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699) Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010) Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM Author: boyish twisted abode April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950) Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM Author: submissive pocket flask gas station Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985) Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM Author: boyish twisted abode I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315) Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459) Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM Author: boyish twisted abode ty bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507) Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679) Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM Author: Harsh wild french chef psychic 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414) Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM Author: Lime jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889) Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: vermilion shitlib kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268) Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM Author: aphrodisiac plum deer antler mental disorder 79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM Author: ivory bateful shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM Author: boyish twisted abode LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060) Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368) Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM Author: Tan theater reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019) Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM Author: saffron associate December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159) Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM Author: hairraiser water buffalo June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417) Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM Author: saffron associate 73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448) Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515) Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM Author: Pearly hissy fit circlehead Lol at model TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702) Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM Author: Marvelous stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116) Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM Author: saffron associate 950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686) Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463) Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM Author: saffron associate 1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699) Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458) Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM Author: Violent salmon dog poop community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902) Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford LOOOOOOOOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125) Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM Author: shaky cerebral national nibblets September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541) Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM Author: gay coldplay fan August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771) Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM Author: galvanic brunch No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975) Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM Author: saffron associate 1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883) Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457) Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo 1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701) Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716) Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892) Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM Author: boyish twisted abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124) Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM Author: Jet antidepressant drug ape April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912) Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM Author: Aqua idiotic locus private investor i loved this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509) Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM Author: Jet antidepressant drug ape ty brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214) Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM Author: saffron associate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM Author: saffron associate 1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo 1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984) Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM Author: big legal warrant affirmative action 180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587) Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922) Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: boyish twisted abode Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860) Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo praise from Caesar. ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo 1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035) Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM Author: saffron associate Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM Author: Jet antidepressant drug ape Best in class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093) Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616885) Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM Author: vermilion shitlib kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM Author: carnelian arrogant internal respiration partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139103) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: Marvelous stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913629) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179) Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: swashbuckling knife nowag 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249172) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059) Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883) Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Sexy lake background story useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611) Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM Author: ivory bateful shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638) Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: vermilion shitlib kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM Author: saffron associate Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072) Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM Author: wine crawly stead sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back. - Harry R. Truman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM Author: saffron associate Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105) Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University 1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119) Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880) Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM Author: big legal warrant affirmative action Criminally underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM Author: Marvelous stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913633) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188) Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM Author: saffron associate August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161) Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo 1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176) Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291) Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM Author: ivory bateful shrine 180 for collard greens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706) Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM Author: silver voyeur home 1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675) Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536) Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM Author: saffron associate 1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658) Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM Author: saffron associate 206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691) Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven R O F L (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427) Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: 180 Blathering Half-breed University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493) Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962) Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: ivory bateful shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM Author: carnelian arrogant internal respiration partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203) Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Odious Becky 79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505) Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo 1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588) Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM Author: saffron associate 1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337) Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM Author: saffron associate 1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382) Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148) Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM Author: irradiated translucent public bath The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670) Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM Author: autistic twinkling meetinghouse June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045) Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM Author: Passionate whorehouse clown (antisemite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160) Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617163) Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497) Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM Author: autistic twinkling meetinghouse April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166) Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498) Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210) Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM Author: autistic twinkling meetinghouse Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261) Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939) Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371) Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: saffron associate 25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474) Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525) Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: irradiated translucent public bath 1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765) Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM Author: Beady-eyed crimson garrison 399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560) Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889) Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Electric Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268) Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM Author: slimy menage chad 1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824) Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875) Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: histrionic son of senegal step-uncle's house you are such a bitch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674) Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: saffron associate 1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685) Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM Author: saffron associate 2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191) Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM Author: saffron associate 1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535) Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM Author: Balding chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792) Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: saffron associate 768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195) Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223) Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: saffron associate 597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo 180 for 'Reudop' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198) Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM Author: red multi-billionaire school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359) Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM Author: crystalline crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615) Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: saffron associate July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697) Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM Author: crystalline crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195) Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: boyish twisted abode I reiterate that this is an excellent thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: mind-boggling orchid parlour June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263) Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706) Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM Author: Shimmering apoplectic ladyboy this the shit i like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM Author: Kink-friendly Jewess August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM Author: Kink-friendly Jewess August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868) Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo love the sibling angle here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM Author: saffron associate Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian both are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM Author: saffron associate Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624) Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847) Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM Author: saffron associate Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934) Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo i like "Homo rudolfensis" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM Author: saffron associate LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231) Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo lol, 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354) Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM Author: dashing self-absorbed stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432) Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM Author: crystalline crotch 180 find (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296) Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: bonkers sepia famous landscape painting preventive strike 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567) Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672) Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: disrespectful stag film 180 holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692) Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy Best "life imitates xo" of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253) Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM Author: exhilarant state rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: Ungodly insecure area LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387) Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM Author: boyish twisted abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845) Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM Author: Ungodly insecure area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476) Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Adventurous pontificating school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: carnelian arrogant internal respiration partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM Author: Marvelous stock car 180 simglitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673) Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: talented field foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957) Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: spectacular tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720) Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM Author: Magical Round Eye Athletic Conference 180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723) Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806) Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM Author: Cowardly resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678) Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM Author: indecent chartreuse temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803) Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609) Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Tan theater reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian LMFAO this may be the best one yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276) Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM Author: Tan theater reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386) Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: stirring locale factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659) Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM Author: stirring locale factory reset button this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958) Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM Author: Scarlet Boistinker Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023) Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729) Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM Author: Ultramarine roommate nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269) Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM Author: saffron associate 753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661) Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford REALLY underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570) Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM Author: saffron associate November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258) Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Electric Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958) Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM Author: crystalline crotch http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: Electric Lay July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo lol. great moniker, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: Electric Lay TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo 2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697) Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: Electric Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709) Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: Marvelous stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283) Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM Author: saffron associate December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121) Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM Author: saffron associate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301) Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: saffron associate lol again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769) Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM Author: saffron associate lol again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788) Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: saffron associate yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286) Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM Author: saffron associate http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2 jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299) Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM Author: saffron associate January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714) Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: saffron associate November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938) Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: saffron associate June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963) Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023) Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM Author: floppy fortuitous meteor corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363) Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: saffron associate September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805) Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM Author: Aqua idiotic locus private investor February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523) Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM Author: Amethyst Parlor Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030) Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637) Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Electric Lay September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266) Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: Aqua idiotic locus private investor June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709) Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM Author: Cobalt set liquid oxygen Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336) Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM Author: Cobalt set liquid oxygen August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339) Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: khaki diverse hospital okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723) Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: shivering gay wizard jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710) Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM Author: Electric Lay December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951) Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Cobalt set liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957) Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM Author: Gold sinister pozpig 1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056) Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM Author: Cobalt set liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631) Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM Author: Cobalt set liquid oxygen November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM Author: naked boiling water ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027) Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: saffron associate August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857) Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM Author: Aqua idiotic locus private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883) Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM Author: Bistre medicated house brethren cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310) Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM Author: Orange abusive codepig digit ratio July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out. "Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927) Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671) Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025) Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM Author: Spruce stage idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893) Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM Author: saffron associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian LMAO 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307) Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM Author: bipolar cheese-eating heaven December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50. When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696) Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM Author: Spruce stage idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903) Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317) Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM Author: bright idea he suggested yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625) Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM Author: saffron associate New England 27, Houston 0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661) Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM Author: boyish twisted abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841) Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM Author: Cracking lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598) Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM Author: saffron associate November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493) Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM Author: saffron associate November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535) Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335) Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM Author: saffron associate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485) Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM Author: exciting boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002) Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM Author: Electric Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323) Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: stirring locale factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971) Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM Author: heady umber rehab really tough guy From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712) Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM Author: wonderful lavender queen of the night pervert 122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102) Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191) Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM Author: Electric Lay March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit like this is why i still come back to this boart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711) Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: Unholy roast beef generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748) Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM Author: boyish twisted abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327) Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM Author: big legal warrant affirmative action Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306) Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622) Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: Burgundy Well-lubricated Tanning Salon Degenerate REDDITALERT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797) Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM Author: sapphire personal credit line address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127) Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM Author: saffron associate May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020) Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM Author: saffron associate June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111) Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM Author: saffron associate May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443) Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: elite topaz people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453) Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM Author: elite topaz people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490) Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter 636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533) Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter 1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329) Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter 1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555) Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter 1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!" 2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332) Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter 1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062) Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious faggot firefighter November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081) Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: vibrant buff space kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193) Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699) Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM Author: tantric hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936) Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978) Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM Author: saffron associate May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754) Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM Author: soul-stirring point August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM Author: saffron associate June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM Author: saffron associate A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894) Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM Author: Balding chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633) Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM Author: boyish twisted abode Still an excellent thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619) Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM Author: saffron associate well, that kills it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056) Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324) Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278) Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: motley headpube February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794) Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: Free-loading lodge goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028) Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322) Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: floppy fortuitous meteor corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707599) Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM Author: Pearly hissy fit circlehead January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370) Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM Author: thriller trailer park hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895011) Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604) Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM Author: Flushed disturbing crackhouse dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854) Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM Author: saffron associate lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw." Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit like this is why i still come back to this boart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337) Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM Author: saffron associate 1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517) Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM Author: soul-stirring point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978) Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM Author: Aromatic doobsian church building place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204) Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: mentally impaired dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610) Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM Author: shaky cerebral national nibblets 1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347) Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM Author: Pearly hissy fit circlehead November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765) Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM Author:  property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734) Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM Author:  office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006) Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM Author: Walnut sound barrier persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027) Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM Author: Cobalt set liquid oxygen Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535) Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM Author:  domesticated immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499) Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM Author: saffron associate September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446) Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM Author: soul-stirring point May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470) Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM Author: saffron associate January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698) Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM Author:  library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341) Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM Author: Green church corn cake Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401) Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM Author:  library Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418) Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM Author: saffron associate December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453) Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM Author: Light Hideous Macaca Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031820) Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Haunting Hell Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46317113) Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM Author: stirring locale factory reset button 05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103) Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM Author: Drab Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460113) Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM Author: saffron associate December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977) Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM Author: saffron associate Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849) Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM Author: Flushed disturbing crackhouse dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)