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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
massive histrionic gay wizard mad-dog skullcap
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Charcoal piazza
  12/03/13
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
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henna corn cake
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self-absorbed blue dilemma dingle berry
  10/19/21
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
underrated
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
Galvanic business firm
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
Galvanic business firm
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
henna corn cake
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I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
Slate principal's office boistinker
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  11/03/20
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Supple friendly grandma
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  12/03/13
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
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self-absorbed blue dilemma dingle berry
  10/19/21
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exciting whorehouse death wish
  12/03/13
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narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
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Tan personal credit line toaster
  12/03/13
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Chestnut appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/03/13
fucking genius
Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/03/13
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umber private investor jewess
  12/04/13
180
excitant stag film
  12/06/13
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Marvelous round eye
  07/06/14
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Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  10/16/14
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multi-colored kitty
  11/13/14
18000000
onyx passionate stage genital piercing
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
Thirsty indecent immigrant
  01/13/15
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narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
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Razzle-dazzle trust fund
  02/28/16
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spectacular cerise depressive
  12/14/16
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
Lol
Spruce Razzle University
  03/25/17
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cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  04/16/17
easter bump
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  04/16/17
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Floppy Unhinged Rigpig
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  05/31/17
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Elite mind-boggling spot becky
  10/10/17
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Burgundy national dopamine
  11/28/17
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  12/16/17
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  08/16/18
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Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/21/19
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Floppy Unhinged Rigpig
  04/21/19
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  04/21/19
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  05/12/19
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  05/24/19
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
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Nubile Gas Station Potus
  03/15/22
999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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...
Hairraiser travel guidebook
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
costumed cyan space
  12/03/13
...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
talented karate point
  08/25/15
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Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground
  11/28/17
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Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/06/20
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
henna corn cake
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April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
massive histrionic gay wizard mad-dog skullcap
  12/03/13
...
exhilarant black state reading party
  11/02/16
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house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
lolololol
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/03/13
180!!
bateful chad
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
ebony home
  12/05/13
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  12/03/13
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/03/13
...
bateful chad
  12/03/13
...
Contagious prole lodge
  12/03/13
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irradiated vermilion queen of the night site
  12/03/13
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Scarlet swashbuckling temple
  12/03/13
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Tan personal credit line toaster
  12/03/13
...
Provocative painfully honest dog poop
  12/03/13
this is very good.
ivory cuckoldry station
  12/03/13
...
stirring sable brunch
  07/30/14
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  06/05/19
do more please
Amethyst chapel lettuce
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
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Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/03/13
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lilac goyim dragon
  08/29/14
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Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/03/15
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  04/16/17
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
smoky ceo location
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
cracking boltzmann
  12/03/13
...
Angry menage
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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...
Flirting locus foreskin
  12/03/13
jfc
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
no, jfk
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  07/19/20
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henna corn cake
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...
electric well-lubricated pit marketing idea
  02/19/23
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Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
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Plum half-breed
  03/29/20
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henna corn cake
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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...
Rough-skinned roast beef
  12/03/13
...
Hairraiser travel guidebook
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
Provocative painfully honest dog poop
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...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
narrow-minded affirmative action field
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...
henna corn cake
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Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
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September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
Bronze trip water buffalo locale
  12/03/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
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April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
Provocative painfully honest dog poop
  12/03/13
subtle
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
Provocative painfully honest dog poop
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
flesh insecure french chef
  09/17/15
oh man
exhilarant black state reading party
  11/02/16
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
...
Rough-skinned roast beef
  11/03/20
...
Chestnut appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator
  12/03/13
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Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/03/13
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
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...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/27/17
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
massive histrionic gay wizard mad-dog skullcap
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/03/13
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/03/13
ty bro.
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/03/13
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/03/13
180
vivacious parlour
  12/04/13
...
sickened legend
  12/12/13
...
lilac goyim dragon
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
umber private investor jewess
  12/03/13
...
Rough-skinned roast beef
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/03/13
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
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narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
pearly indirect expression pervert
  07/31/20
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
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clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/03/13
...
Stimulating indian lodge macaca
  12/05/13
Underrated
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
...
Spruce Razzle University
  03/25/17
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  03/25/17
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Motley mental disorder
  02/08/18
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/06/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
primrose goal in life
  10/19/21
...
primrose goal in life
  03/15/22
...
primrose goal in life
  11/19/22
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
180
Frum theater stage
  07/06/14
...
racy disrespectful stage
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Sticky dull tanning salon
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Sticky dull tanning salon
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
pink laughsome native mother
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
pink laughsome native mother
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
pink laughsome native mother
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
pink laughsome native mother
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/03/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/21/13
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
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...
umber private investor jewess
  12/03/13
180
razzmatazz brilliant church crotch
  06/07/14
...
Lascivious ticket booth nowag
  11/13/14
...
pearly indirect expression pervert
  07/31/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
Rough-skinned roast beef
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/03/13
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  01/13/15
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house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  05/09/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
ebony home
  12/05/13
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
big sepia heaven
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
Garnet fragrant school
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/03/13
...
vivacious parlour
  12/04/13
...
Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator
  12/04/13
lol
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
White tattoo quadroon
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Bistre Boyish Fat Ankles
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Frum theater stage
  07/06/14
...
slimy beady-eyed theater mood
  01/13/15
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
shivering glittery regret house
  03/27/17
wrong
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/04/13
...
Flirting locus foreskin
  12/05/13
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/04/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/04/13
i'm dying
bipolar arousing famous landscape painting pozpig
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
I think so too
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator
  12/11/13
...
Lascivious ticket booth nowag
  11/13/14
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/06/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/04/13
...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
cordovan flatulent keepsake machete
  12/04/13
lol
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/04/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
avocado office
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
underhanded ocher hairy legs parlor
  12/04/13
...
Charcoal piazza
  04/20/14
lol
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  11/28/17
...
Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground
  11/28/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
primrose goal in life
  03/15/22
...
Curious drab stead legal warrant
  03/09/23
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
jfc
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator
  12/11/13
lmao 180
Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  06/05/19
LMAO
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Zombie-like 180 market
  12/05/13
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
Curious drab stead legal warrant
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
opaque halford
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Zombie-like 180 market
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
nice
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
...
Aqua insanely creepy library
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
180
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
180
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  12/05/13
...
Crawly Stain Telephone
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/27/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
coral beta international law enforcement agency antidepressant drug
  12/05/13
...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
buff multi-billionaire doctorate
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
Iridescent Mewling Shrine
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
180
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
...
Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/05/13
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/11/13
...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/12/13
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
Tan personal credit line toaster
  12/05/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
i loved this one
Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship
  12/06/13
ty brother
Tan personal credit line toaster
  12/11/13
180
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  06/03/14
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
180
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
avocado office
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/12/13
Excellent.
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/21/13
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/03/14
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henna corn cake
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
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  12/05/13
...
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  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
lol
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
Best in class
Tan personal credit line toaster
  12/05/13
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/11/13
...
lilac goyim dragon
  08/29/14
I lol'd
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
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spectacular cerise depressive
  12/14/16
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Aqua insanely creepy library
  03/25/17
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house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
180
pearl jap rigor
  03/27/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
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  12/05/13
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clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
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soul-stirring milky range
  12/11/13
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Rough-skinned roast beef
  06/30/14
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lilac goyim dragon
  08/29/14
Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
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  12/05/13
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Bearded jew sanctuary
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/05/13
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
avocado office
  08/29/14
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Aqua insanely creepy library
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
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  12/05/13
...
dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
Rough-skinned roast beef
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
thriller pungent hospital
  12/05/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/05/13
R O F L
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  12/06/13
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Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm
  12/06/13
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wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/06/13
180
Rough-skinned roast beef
  06/30/14
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spectacular cerise depressive
  12/14/16
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
Adventurous bat shit crazy shitlib
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/07/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
gaped aphrodisiac theatre
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
White tattoo quadroon
  12/11/13
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wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/11/13
...
dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator
  12/11/13
...
dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  12/11/13
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/06/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator
  12/11/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/12/13
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/11/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
gaped aphrodisiac theatre
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
Sticky dull tanning salon
  12/18/13
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  12/18/13
...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
Odious Snowy Hell
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
Greedy Jade Black Woman Wrinkle
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/19/14
...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/19/14
...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/19/14
...
orange electric furnace base
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/20/14
lol
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  08/20/14
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  10/02/14
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  08/20/14
...
excitant stag film
  06/03/14
...
stirring sable brunch
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  07/06/14
...
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
stirring sable brunch
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
diverse area
  08/20/14
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
puce aromatic alpha pocket flask
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
bateful chad
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
bateful chad
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/02/14
tcr
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/02/14
both are 180
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/02/14
nice
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/02/14
180
Stimulating indian lodge macaca
  10/02/14
180 find
stirring sable brunch
  10/03/14
180
Gold really tough guy associate
  01/13/15
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
Contagious prole lodge
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  08/09/15
...
Provocative painfully honest dog poop
  08/10/15
LOL
Spruce Razzle University
  09/17/15
...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  10/21/16
...
Spruce Razzle University
  11/28/17
...
violet candlestick maker
  10/24/16
...
spectacular cerise depressive
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
Aqua insanely creepy library
  03/25/17
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
...
dun charismatic skinny woman filthpig
  03/25/17
...
comical self-centered den
  03/27/17
180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
Floppy Unhinged Rigpig
  04/21/19
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  05/15/19
...
Geriatric casino party of the first part
  06/05/19
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Startled love of her life laser beams
  03/05/20
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/06/20
...
pearly indirect expression pervert
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
pearly indirect expression pervert
  12/26/20
...
primrose goal in life
  03/09/21
this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
primrose goal in life
  10/19/21
...
shimmering digit ratio nibblets
  03/15/22
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cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  11/08/22
...
Heady orchestra pit
  02/19/23
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/02/14
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/03/14
...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  08/06/15
http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif
stirring sable brunch
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  10/16/14
...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  10/16/14
...
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  08/19/16
...
Aqua insanely creepy library
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/06/14
lol
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/10/15
lol again
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  02/28/16
lol again
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  07/13/20
yup
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  08/20/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  01/13/15
I lol'd
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  01/13/15
June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  01/13/15
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  02/10/15
...
balding rehab
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  01/13/15
February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship
  02/04/15
...
wonderful crackhouse useless brakes
  02/10/15
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
Concupiscible kitty cat
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
Concupiscible kitty cat
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
narrow-minded affirmative action field
  09/17/15
...
learning disabled church building
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  08/06/15
...
Concupiscible kitty cat
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
Motley mental disorder
  08/07/15
...
Concupiscible kitty cat
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
Concupiscible kitty cat
  08/10/15
...
Curious drab stead legal warrant
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/20/15
...
Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship
  10/20/15
cr
talented karate point
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
nursing home
  02/28/16
...
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  04/03/16
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  09/23/16
...
exhilarant black state reading party
  11/02/16
...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy
  04/03/16
...
exhilarant black state reading party
  11/02/16
...
house-broken public bath
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
erotic plaza turdskin
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  09/23/16
...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  10/21/16
...
cruel-hearted resort hominid
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  11/15/16
November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  12/13/16
180
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/13/16
...
Jet Property
  12/14/16
...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  03/25/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
...
primrose goal in life
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
forum
  01/26/17
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/25/17
...
clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band
  03/25/17
...
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  03/27/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
avocado office
  03/27/17
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
shivering glittery regret house
  03/27/17
...
Wine hissy fit degenerate
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/15/17
May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  11/28/17
...
Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground
  11/28/17
...
Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
Maniacal lay juggernaut
  12/15/17
...
Supple friendly grandma
  08/16/18
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/29/18
...
magical idea he suggested
  04/26/18
...
house-broken public bath
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  04/21/19
August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
Slate principal's office boistinker
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  06/03/19
...
orange electric furnace base
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
shaky crystalline new version brethren
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  10/06/19
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/06/20
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  01/02/20
February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
Awkward lavender center selfie
  03/05/20
...
crimson senate mexican
  03/29/20
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  03/06/20
...
balding rehab
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
Zombie-like 180 market
  03/10/20
...
Embarrassed to the bone emerald set faggot firefighter
  03/29/20
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  04/18/20
...
big-titted main people abode
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  07/24/20
...
henna corn cake
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  07/31/20
...
Slate principal's office boistinker
  11/03/20
...
house-broken public bath
  12/26/20
...
Mint corner
  03/09/21
1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
coral beta international law enforcement agency antidepressant drug
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
Zombie-like 180 market
  10/07/21
...
Vengeful cumskin
  10/19/21
...
fishy garrison dysfunction
  03/15/22
...
henna corn cake
  03/19/22
Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
Concupiscible kitty cat
  03/20/22
...
Chartreuse alcoholic national security agency
  06/26/22
September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  08/08/22
May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
Slate principal's office boistinker
  08/08/22
January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/08/22
...
wild institution factory reset button
  12/11/22
Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
Orchid partner address
  12/11/22
Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
wild institution factory reset button
  12/11/22
December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/11/22
...
headpube trailer park
  03/09/23
...
Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen
  05/16/23
05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
primrose goal in life
  06/22/23
...
lemon hall
  06/22/23
December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  12/24/23
Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse
  01/01/24
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big-titted main people abode
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: massive histrionic gay wizard mad-dog skullcap

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed blue dilemma dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296915)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248991)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778183)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: henna corn cake

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: henna corn cake

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: henna corn cake

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Slate principal's office boistinker

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: henna corn cake

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: Supple friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed blue dilemma dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: exciting whorehouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Tan personal credit line toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Chestnut appetizing sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: umber private investor jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: excitant stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Marvelous round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: onyx passionate stage genital piercing

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Thirsty indecent immigrant

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: spectacular cerise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Spruce Razzle University

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Floppy Unhinged Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Elite mind-boggling spot becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Burgundy national dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Floppy Unhinged Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: henna corn cake

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Nubile Gas Station Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156043)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: costumed cyan space

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: talented karate point

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: henna corn cake

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: massive histrionic gay wizard mad-dog skullcap

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: exhilarant black state reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: bateful chad

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: ebony home

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: bateful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: Contagious prole lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557329)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion queen of the night site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557343)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Scarlet swashbuckling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Tan personal credit line toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Provocative painfully honest dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: ivory cuckoldry station

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: stirring sable brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26028504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344670)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Amethyst chapel lettuce

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: lilac goyim dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: smoky ceo location

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: cracking boltzmann

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Angry menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Flirting locus foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: electric well-lubricated pit marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Plum half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Provocative painfully honest dog poop

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Bronze trip water buffalo locale

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Provocative painfully honest dog poop

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Provocative painfully honest dog poop

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: flesh insecure french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: exhilarant black state reading party

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Rough-skinned roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Chestnut appetizing sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: massive histrionic gay wizard mad-dog skullcap

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: sickened legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: lilac goyim dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: umber private investor jewess

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: Rough-skinned roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: pearly indirect expression pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Stimulating indian lodge macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Spruce Razzle University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Motley mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: primrose goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: primrose goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: primrose goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45516426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Frum theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: racy disrespectful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: henna corn cake

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Sticky dull tanning salon

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Sticky dull tanning salon

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: pink laughsome native mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: pink laughsome native mother

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: pink laughsome native mother

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: pink laughsome native mother

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249192)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: umber private investor jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz brilliant church crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Lascivious ticket booth nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: pearly indirect expression pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: Rough-skinned roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: ebony home

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: big sepia heaven

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Garnet fragrant school

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: vivacious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: White tattoo quadroon

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Bistre Boyish Fat Ankles

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Frum theater stage

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: slimy beady-eyed theater mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: shivering glittery regret house

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: henna corn cake

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Flirting locus foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: bipolar arousing famous landscape painting pozpig

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: henna corn cake

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Lascivious ticket booth nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: cordovan flatulent keepsake machete

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: avocado office

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: underhanded ocher hairy legs parlor

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Charcoal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: primrose goal in life

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Curious drab stead legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031819)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: henna corn cake

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Zombie-like 180 market

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Curious drab stead legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: opaque halford

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like 180 market

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Aqua insanely creepy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Crawly Stain Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: coral beta international law enforcement agency antidepressant drug

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: buff multi-billionaire doctorate

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: Iridescent Mewling Shrine

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Tan personal credit line toaster

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: Tan personal credit line toaster

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: avocado office

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: Tan personal credit line toaster

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: lilac goyim dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: spectacular cerise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Aqua insanely creepy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: pearl jap rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Rough-skinned roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: lilac goyim dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Bearded jew sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: avocado office

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Aqua insanely creepy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Rough-skinned roast beef

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: thriller pungent hospital

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Fighting Titillating Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular cerise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Adventurous bat shit crazy shitlib

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: gaped aphrodisiac theatre

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: White tattoo quadroon

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Sinister Cobalt Coffee Pot Masturbator

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: gaped aphrodisiac theatre

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Sticky dull tanning salon

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Odious Snowy Hell

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Greedy Jade Black Woman Wrinkle

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: orange electric furnace base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: excitant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: stirring sable brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: stirring sable brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: diverse area

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: puce aromatic alpha pocket flask

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: bateful chad

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: bateful chad

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: henna corn cake

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Stimulating indian lodge macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: stirring sable brunch

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Gold really tough guy associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Contagious prole lodge

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Provocative painfully honest dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Spruce Razzle University

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Spruce Razzle University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: violet candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: spectacular cerise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Aqua insanely creepy library

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: dun charismatic skinny woman filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: comical self-centered den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: Floppy Unhinged Rigpig

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Geriatric casino party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Startled love of her life laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: pearly indirect expression pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: henna corn cake

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: pearly indirect expression pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: primrose goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: primrose goal in life

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: shimmering digit ratio nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Heady orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: stirring sable brunch

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Aqua insanely creepy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: balding rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: wonderful crackhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitty cat

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitty cat

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action field

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: learning disabled church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Motley mental disorder

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitty cat

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Curious drab stead legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Useless Vigorous Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: talented karate point

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author:  nursing home

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: exhilarant black state reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: henna corn cake

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: cerebral sienna step-uncle's house puppy

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: exhilarant black state reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author:  erotic plaza turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted resort hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Jet Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: primrose goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: dark dashing bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author:  forum

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chrome Box Office

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: clear adulterous school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: avocado office

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: shivering glittery regret house

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Wine hissy fit degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Ungodly Coiffed Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Maniacal lay juggernaut

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Supple friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: magical idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Slate principal's office boistinker

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: orange electric furnace base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: shaky crystalline new version brethren

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Awkward lavender center selfie

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: crimson senate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: balding rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like 180 market

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone emerald set faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: big-titted main people abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Slate principal's office boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: house-broken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Mint corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: coral beta international law enforcement agency antidepressant drug

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Zombie-like 180 market

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Vengeful cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: fishy garrison dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: henna corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitty cat

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse alcoholic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: Slate principal's office boistinker

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: wild institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Orchid partner address

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: wild institution factory reset button

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author:  headpube trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Flushed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: primrose goal in life

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author:  lemon hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Harsh Vibrant Meetinghouse

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: big-titted main people abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)