Date: January 16th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: bearded iridescent university
This happened two hours ago or so.
I was flipping through people trying to find a good looking girl, when this dark as FUCK bro comes up. The lights are dimmed kind of low, but his face is black as night, brother-darkness style. He's wearing these bright white sunglasses in stark contrast to the ebon that is his face, the kind that look like this:
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/927674582/Fashion-Hip-Hop-font-b-Shutter-b-font-font-b-Shades-b-font-Glasses-Women-Men.jpg
Anyway, I start laughing. He goes "What's up my cracka!!"
He seemed like a funny dude, so I go "You black?" and he goes "ya cracker"
Given that all I can see is his bright white glasses contrasted against his slate black face, I naturally replied "show me your teeth?"
The guy starts laughing and, I shit you not, goes "you got me" and undims his lights and pulls his face off mission impossible 1 style (it was actually a black ski mask of nylon stocking), revealing a chuckling asian man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2470074&forum_id=2#24842039)