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holy fuck how do I get a job

literally going insane
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/03/14
Whenever I give out job advice everyone ignores me
dun pit toilet seat
  02/03/14
that is because you are a retard who is wrong about everythi...
Orange vibrant trump supporter
  02/03/14
...
Honey-headed potus dingle berry
  02/18/14
I'm honestly interested in what you have to say
soul-stirring hell
  02/03/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2470701&fo...
dun pit toilet seat
  02/03/14
4 my brehs: http://www.svastralwind.com/uploads/2/7/2/6/272...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/03/14
this is very credited
Amethyst Codepig
  07/09/14
and when has that ever stopped you
talking fluffy business firm
  02/03/14
Bootstraps, friend. Bootstraps.
black disturbing library hominid
  09/30/15
Law school worked for me
Bonkers therapy rigpig
  02/03/14
v. subtle flame. ty
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  02/13/14
I can help if you give me some more info.
pink garrison chad
  02/03/14
apply to a lot of them
Honey-headed potus dingle berry
  02/03/14
It's a numbers game, bro
red glittery tanning salon
  02/03/14
This. Just keep shooting 'em out there and cross your finger...
Puce electric french chef
  02/03/14
jesus christ what sort of jobs did you apply for
soul-stirring hell
  02/03/14
Entry level finance analyst-type jobz, the applications just...
Puce electric french chef
  02/03/14
i see. that's a pretty hard field to break into as well. ...
soul-stirring hell
  02/03/14
ur not degarding urself enuff. not flame, ur like a guy. fut...
Pale ratface piazza
  02/03/14
...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/03/14
its simple. 1. get clients, set up an llc. 2. hire yoursel...
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  02/03/14
apply through friends
Primrose field friendly grandma
  02/03/14
okay bros, some updates -- got 3 interview invites, 1 for a...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
PLEASE summarize their networking strategy
Rebellious crotch
  02/13/14
its really complicated but tbh for an analytic guy like me i...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
How the hell do you do #4 without coming across as a total d...
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  02/13/14
thats the key part the book really cleared up for me it has...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
is it too complicated to explain on here? The only thing I c...
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  02/13/14
hey lazy nigger, i even linked the pdf in a link somewhere I...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
TYTYTY
Rebellious crotch
  02/13/14
yw brother
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
thanks dude
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  02/14/14
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  02/14/14
LOL, I love this. You are like "omg, nojerb, let's blo...
Excitant theatre
  02/13/14
true
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  02/13/14
...
Outnumbered fanboi
  02/14/14
I'm 1300 apps in and I've gotten 2 legit offers that weren't...
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  02/13/14
i gave up on them too like 15 apps in but TBH the 1 legit fi...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
BTW guy in the book agrees with everything we just said. bas...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
got a couple interviews through applying online of the handf...
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  07/09/14
www.usajobs.com
Fantasy-prone concupiscible market
  02/13/14
Job app bros: are you looking for legal work? what are you l...
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  02/13/14
didnt law school pwn myself thank GOD
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
Then you should be good homie
Rebellious crotch
  02/13/14
did you go to ls?
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
yeah
Rebellious crotch
  02/13/14
rank? gpa?
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
Pretty good law school with median grades, probably leaving ...
Rebellious crotch
  02/13/14
I just gave up and now working in the liberal artist service...
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  02/13/14
DESCRIBE also i cant stop wont stop
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
Don't give up. You def more qualified than me. It's been tem...
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  02/13/14
did u go to ls
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
no. just putzing around the country for work since UG.
hairless provocative locale half-breed
  02/13/14
TTT? GPA?
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/13/14
T20 UG. Laughably low GPA.
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  02/13/14
...
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  02/13/14
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  02/14/14
this shit is really tearing me the fuck apart bros holy shit
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/14/14
i feel like committing seppuku fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/14/14
What is yoru background? I had a terrible GPA at low ivy and...
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  02/14/14
Did u vote Obama? Then u deserve it.
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  02/14/14
there is some pretty good advice in here: contacting alumni,...
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  02/14/14
just got email telling me i failed the phone interview basic...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/15/14
From 2012 I sent out over 30,000 resumes. 5 interview. No jo...
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  02/15/14
what
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/15/14
I have sent in less than 10 resumes and have already had 3 i...
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  02/15/14
DESCRIBE your application submission method like regular ta...
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  02/15/14
3.6-7 gpa from an okay not great college some shit work e...
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  02/15/14
...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
figure something out and create your own.
Sadistic Sanctuary
  02/18/14
thought I'd update my brehs: I followed the book rasqie rec...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
sorry about your lack of entrepreneurial talent, bro.
Sadistic Sanctuary
  02/18/14
you sound dumb as fuck
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
and you have no entrepreneurial talent. hth
Sadistic Sanctuary
  02/18/14
are you cold e-mailing alums or just random people at the co...
Amethyst Codepig
  02/18/14
alums but if those contacts all get burned up i will move in...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
Dude, relax. Do what I did. Wait tables for a year or so and...
Galvanic Karate Boltzmann
  02/18/14
lol ty
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
Are these law jerbs? Is it really that hard out there still?...
Demanding garnet private investor dilemma
  02/18/14
if one has no entrepreneurial talent, absolutely.
Sadistic Sanctuary
  02/18/14
Stfu.
Excitant theatre
  02/18/14
no, applying straight out of UG
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/18/14
holy shit bros this shit is actually working (I THINK)
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/19/14
What are you doing? I could use some advice myself.
Milky Talented Area
  02/19/14
rasqie mentioend a book and i found a pdf online, linked it ...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/19/14
You said that the alums have been receptive. What kind of re...
Soggy sick doctorate hospital
  02/19/14
very receptive. i have >40% response rate. they vary but...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/19/14
Congrats bro
Heady greedy stage
  02/19/14
ty BROTHER.
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/19/14
tons of old, prestigious guys reaching out, giving me good a...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/21/14
r u a lawyer? explain
Confused university messiness
  02/24/14
approximate stats so far:
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/24/14
Before I read the linked pdf; does it work in a small commun...
Obsidian Flickering Place Of Business
  02/24/14
It's all very innocuously constructed, so I would answer tha...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/24/14
lol thanks man.
Obsidian Flickering Place Of Business
  02/24/14
(not a diesel thread; filling out 100s of job apps just is n...
Hilarious fiercely-loyal nursing home
  02/24/14
re-read the thread, I didn't fill out 100s, I stopped after ...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/24/14
BTW I HIGHLY SUGGEST diesel to apply to places IMMEDIATELY....
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/24/14
Yeah man. Diesel has been unemployed for four years but he's...
Hilarious fiercely-loyal nursing home
  02/25/14
make that 16/29, a solid 55%, with another 2 interviews in t...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/24/14
fuk losing motivation, need to focus on how to capitalize on...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/25/14
...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/25/14
news at 11: it's easy to get people to talk to you, hard to ...
Opaque yarmulke
  02/25/14
according to the book, it's not that hard to leverage the in...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/25/14
then tomorrow at 6: People like to feel important.
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  02/25/14
yeah except these people are forwarding me contacts of other...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/25/14
yeah, People like to feel important.
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  02/25/14
if they get to feel important and I get a shot at a job oppu...
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/25/14
bro it's fine. it's just the majority of this shit will turn...
Opaque yarmulke
  02/25/14
why should i trust you over the author of the book?
sexy exhilarant corner
  02/25/14
im not trying to sell you anything bro. i think it's good yo...
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  02/25/14
you're a hater short term - 2 months max results - 2-3 int...
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  02/25/14
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  02/25/14
When you reach out to alums are you contacting olds or relat...
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  02/25/14
book said go for the most senior guy, so I'm talking to some...
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  02/25/14
...
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  02/25/14
Did he cop jerb?
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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

literally going insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952419)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: dun pit toilet seat

Whenever I give out job advice everyone ignores me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952430)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Orange vibrant trump supporter

that is because you are a retard who is wrong about everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952442)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed potus dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040896)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring hell

I'm honestly interested in what you have to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952446)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: dun pit toilet seat

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2470701&forum_id=2#24847811

who is this by the way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952553)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

4 my brehs:

http://www.svastralwind.com/uploads/2/7/2/6/2726225/the_2-hour_job_search_-_using_technology_to_get_the_right_job_faster.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952939)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Codepig

this is very credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25897974)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: talking fluffy business firm

and when has that ever stopped you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952503)



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Date: September 30th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: black disturbing library hominid

Bootstraps, friend. Bootstraps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#28871684)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Bonkers therapy rigpig

Law school worked for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952429)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nofapping ticket booth

v. subtle flame. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013973)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: pink garrison chad

I can help if you give me some more info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952432)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed potus dingle berry

apply to a lot of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952434)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: red glittery tanning salon

It's a numbers game, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952436)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Puce electric french chef

This. Just keep shooting 'em out there and cross your fingers. Possibly work a SPS service industry job if you need some cash in the meantime.

It sounds like finding a job in Law is impossible, and if that's what you're trying to find a job in, I'm sorry brother.

Out of school it took me ~300 apps (not in law, though) to land my first position. I got an interview about every ~40-50 submissions, and never got any interest if I was applying out of state.

Make sure you are putting a lot the keywords of the job poasting in your resume and on the application (esp. if its a Brassring or Taleo submission).

It's tough out there, and when you finally do land a position, you're going really wonder why you were locked out of the working world. Three weeks into employment, you'll be whizzing through tasks, lapping your co-workers (incompetent shitboomers and "best of both worlds, yeah whatever, man, we don't complain" shit-x'ers) as if you were James Hunt in 1976.

Keep up the fight. When you do finally reach the summit, you'll look around and see the inefficiency around you. Just imagine if they were all efficient wizard Millennials like yourself, 30% of the workforce would be gone, and you wouldn't have this job.

Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952575)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring hell

jesus christ what sort of jobs did you apply for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952692)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Puce electric french chef

Entry level finance analyst-type jobz, the applications just added up. I would do ~5-10 a day, bookmarking employers who had easier (non-Taleo type) job submission setups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952706)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring hell

i see. that's a pretty hard field to break into as well.

probably should have applied to other stuff as well to avoid being pwned. it worked out for you but you might have been in real trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952713)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Pale ratface piazza

ur not degarding urself enuff. not flame, ur like a guy. futilely trying to pork obj 7+'s instead of staying busy with BBWs to gain experience points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952711)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952897)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Vivacious yellow sex offender

its simple.

1. get clients, set up an llc.

2. hire yourself.

3. ensure you meet payroll.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952946)



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Date: February 3rd, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Primrose field friendly grandma

apply through friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#24952956)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

okay bros, some updates

-- got 3 interview invites, 1 for a 2nd tier management consulting company, 1 for a super small mba entrepreneurs "creative" marketing consultancy, 1 for managing an outdoor companys events

i ignored the marketing consultanting company (sorta regret it now, tbf the ceo was an m7 alum but the place reeked of TTT), and also ignored the outdoor company (im not athletic at all atm)

i interviewed with the MC and my anxiety is through the fucking ROOF no idea how i did interviewer was really non chalant from the start

fuckfuckfuckfuck

also the book rasqie talked about seems 180000

today i applied their "networking" method, next week hopefully something pans out from it/i hear back from the MC firm

really really regret ignoring the marketing firm, but then again, i would just start another job search while there and end up fucking them over so w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013855)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Rebellious crotch

PLEASE summarize their networking strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013866)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

its really complicated but tbh for an analytic guy like me its the best networking guide i have found. its also just 1 part of the book. author seems like a really experienced/intelligent guy, and is career dude @ duka MBA.

basically it goes:

1. find alums @ firms you are targetting (it has a method for creating a list for firms). if no alums it gives other methods.

2. send email using template (guy says its a 40% hit rate)

3. do phone interviews (teaches u really great methods for them)

4. get them to internally submit ur resume

5. get interview (book stops short of interview + beyond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013901)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly geriatric hairy legs

How the hell do you do #4 without coming across as a total douche? I think with linkedin and other google searches it is not impossible to find people to talk with, but it's hard for even an extroverted guy like me to go from informational interview to "send my resume in"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013920)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

thats the key part the book really cleared up for me

it has 180 structure for the whole process including the interviews and it focuses on time efficiency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013929)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly geriatric hairy legs

is it too complicated to explain on here? The only thing I can imagine is that you write a thank you to the person and include the resume if they think it can be submitted anywhere, but no pressure on their part

ty for the advice btw I might get the book now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013961)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

hey lazy nigger, i even linked the pdf in a link somewhere ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013994)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Rebellious crotch

TYTYTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014082)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

yw brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014198)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: kink-friendly geriatric hairy legs

thanks dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014962)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:03 AM
Author: pearl passionate genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25015953)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Excitant theatre

LOL, I love this. You are like "omg, nojerb, let's blow off 2 of 3 prospects, oh shit why am I fucked?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013948)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013999)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016221)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly geriatric hairy legs

I'm 1300 apps in and I've gotten 2 legit offers that weren't embarrassing opportunities. Sucks out there.

One piece of advice: if they use Taleo and those ridiculous online portals, just ignore. They're giant wastes of time. 25% of the time you fill it out and then it won't send or freeze and you've wasted an hour.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013897)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

i gave up on them too like 15 apps in but TBH the 1 legit firm i have had so far the management consulting place i used their online app. i think its useful if its a highly sought after position, like they are doing some mega hiring, AND you are a little bit overqualified.

im skipping all online apps now though and going to do find alums->email->phone->resume internally



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013925)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

BTW guy in the book agrees with everything we just said. basically only do them if you are like some sort of superstar candidate. even then idk because my resume is pretty decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013943)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Mustard razzle-dazzle chapel

got a couple interviews through applying online of the handful of apps I completed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25897937)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone concupiscible market

www.usajobs.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013954)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly geriatric hairy legs

Job app bros: are you looking for legal work? what are you looking for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25013966)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

didnt law school pwn myself

thank GOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014080)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Rebellious crotch

Then you should be good homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014095)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

did you go to ls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014131)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Rebellious crotch

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014193)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

rank?

gpa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014204)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Rebellious crotch

Pretty good law school with median grades, probably leaving law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014210)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: hairless provocative locale half-breed

I just gave up and now working in the liberal artist service industry. Wage slave 4 lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014045)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

DESCRIBE

also i cant stop wont stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014083)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: hairless provocative locale half-breed

Don't give up. You def more qualified than me. It's been temp job to temp job for the past two years. I am a month from finishing one up and dread having to go look for more work. I would kill for like a 35k full-time 9-5 for the rest of my life if that were possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014126)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

did u go to ls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014138)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: hairless provocative locale half-breed

no. just putzing around the country for work since UG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014156)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

TTT? GPA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014196)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: hairless provocative locale half-breed

T20 UG. Laughably low GPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014490)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25014464)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:04 AM
Author: pearl passionate genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25015955)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:48 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

this shit is really tearing me the fuck apart bros holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016012)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:48 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

i feel like committing seppuku fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016014)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 6:19 AM
Author: Fragrant main people whorehouse

What is yoru background? I had a terrible GPA at low ivy and have been getting a decent am't of at least phone interviews. No offer yet, but hopefully something will materialize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016037)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: overrated sound barrier

Did u vote Obama? Then u deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25016075)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: flatulent reading party twinkling uncleanness

there is some pretty good advice in here: contacting alumni, applying to non-law jobs, using the language from the job posting in your cover letter and resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25017277)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:10 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

just got email telling me i failed the phone interview basically foe the mgmt consulting firm. the only legit interview thus far.

rock bottom bros. rock bottom.

want to kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022515)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Razzle Snowy Center Mediation

From 2012 I sent out over 30,000 resumes. 5 interview. No job offers.

I was top of my class in a T20 trying for a job in NYC. Any job. Even assistant manager at Duane reade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022531)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:23 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022537)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: vigorous khaki school sneaky criminal

I have sent in less than 10 resumes and have already had 3 interviews

you suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022541)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

DESCRIBE your application submission method

like regular taleo style shit?

what industry

what r ur credentials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022543)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 9:26 AM
Author: vigorous khaki school sneaky criminal

3.6-7 gpa from an okay not great college

some shit work experience

entry level shit in different industries

I just find a job I like, and then write a cover letter explaining why I want to do it/why I'm qualified. For applicant tracking systems I alter my resume and include words from the job posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25022550)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040692)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Sadistic Sanctuary

figure something out and create your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040697)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:44 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

thought I'd update my brehs:

I followed the book rasqie recommended to a T. just did a tally on my cold emails -- got an exact 40% (6/15) response rate just like the book said.

I have 2 phone conversations set up, 3 more in the pipeline that I am waiting on an email back to confirm time/date. the other response was by a dude that just copy pasted some generic response and told me to basically read the website and msg recruiter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040701)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: Sadistic Sanctuary

sorry about your lack of entrepreneurial talent, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040708)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

you sound dumb as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040710)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Sadistic Sanctuary

and you have no entrepreneurial talent.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040715)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Amethyst Codepig

are you cold e-mailing alums or just random people at the company?

blasting resumes online can be a good strategy assuming you're qualified for the job and tailor your resume/cover letter, but it's time consuming. easier to talk to friends/alums. alums tend to be very receptive in linkedin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040729)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

alums but if those contacts all get burned up i will move in to other realms like the book says

its top 10 firm or bust for me at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040738)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Galvanic Karate Boltzmann

Dude, relax. Do what I did. Wait tables for a year or so and do a couple DUIs for your server bros until you get fired for coming in reeking of stale beer. Then find a lawyer to give you a work-for-rent deal and hang your own shingle. After five years of this, join a firm when you realize you have no idea you are doing. They will lay you off, but after a year on UI you will find a firm that will hire you. Three years later and you'll be making $65k when the bulk of your student loans come due. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040727)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040736)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Demanding garnet private investor dilemma

Are these law jerbs? Is it really that hard out there still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040741)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Sadistic Sanctuary

if one has no entrepreneurial talent, absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040747)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: Excitant theatre

Stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040762)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

no, applying straight out of UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040748)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040876)



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Date: February 18th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25040895)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

holy shit bros

this shit is actually working (I THINK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046333)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: Milky Talented Area

What are you doing? I could use some advice myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046347)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

rasqie mentioend a book and i found a pdf online, linked it above

following the books method 110% and its working to a T

i can take my time and relax now since i can actually see progress vs. shooting resumes in to a black hole

honestly this method makes so much sense too

def think i can at last break in to an elite firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046358)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: Soggy sick doctorate hospital

You said that the alums have been receptive. What kind of responses are they giving you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046373)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

very receptive. i have >40% response rate.

they vary but i would say like 75% have led to an interview thus far. 1 was a generic see the website response. 1 was a sry we only go through on campus recruiting. but another 1 was straight up invite for recruitment session over the phone. BTW none of these people have even seen my resume. and i don't really have a web presence. my linkedin is like barely filled.

btw these aren't mom and pop firms, but top 10 firms in their field.

i literally just started this a couple days ago and shit is already blowing up.

i can basically "see the matrix" now of the "hidden job market" and all that bullshit networking fluff for realz now.

edit: lol just got another email to set up an interview with a top 10 firm. the guy is also super high level, like literally retiring soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046383)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Heady greedy stage

Congrats bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046350)



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Date: February 19th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

ty BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25046363)



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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

tons of old, prestigious guys reaching out, giving me good advice

double ivy t3 grad today basically told me to apply to the top firms but that i should apply to his too

the ball is really moving

think i was severely undervaluing myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25059497)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 6:16 AM
Author: Confused university messiness

r u a lawyer? explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077216)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner
Subject: approximate stats so far:

In 10 days of following that books system (6 business days)

29 emails sent out

15 responded back

8 informational interviews over the phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077212)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: Obsidian Flickering Place Of Business

Before I read the linked pdf; does it work in a small community environment?

I am looking to jump jobs but my profession, and especially the sub-specialization, is pretty tight-knit. Will the sending of random emails to alums backfire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077330)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 9:12 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

It's all very innocuously constructed, so I would answer that it would not dampen your reputation whatsoever.

But on a more important note, you sound like a major pussy that thinks way too highly of himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077341)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 9:13 AM
Author: Obsidian Flickering Place Of Business

lol thanks man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077343)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: Hilarious fiercely-loyal nursing home

(not a diesel thread; filling out 100s of job apps just is not "chill")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25077441)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

re-read the thread, I didn't fill out 100s, I stopped after about 15-10 realizing there has to be a better way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25078130)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

BTW

I HIGHLY SUGGEST diesel to apply to places IMMEDIATELY.

Any guy that can pick up chicks the way he does will absolutely kill it using networking techniques. And if he uses that book above it starts to become pretty automatic since it's so structured.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25078135)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Hilarious fiercely-loyal nursing home

Yeah man. Diesel has been unemployed for four years but he's prolly about to crush it in copping DAT JERB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085109)



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Date: February 24th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

make that 16/29, a solid 55%, with another 2 interviews in the pipeline. so that's 10 interviews total, basically all with top firms.

cha-cha-chyeaaaaaah...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25078128)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

fuk losing motivation, need to focus on how to capitalize on all of these new people in my "network" now... need to study up the books method on this last close part. also, i got connects now at like every firm except the 2-3 that i REALLY want. fucking frustrating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084874)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084892)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Opaque yarmulke

news at 11: it's easy to get people to talk to you, hard to turn that into them actually do something for you beyond talking to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084897)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

according to the book, it's not that hard to leverage the informational in to an interview

and from their reactions it seems pretty easy, i just am too timid

it's just like pua imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084991)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: hairless provocative locale half-breed

then tomorrow at 6: People like to feel important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084993)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

yeah except these people are forwarding me contacts of other people in the firm, giving me advice on which offices are hiring, recommending me to apply to their firm, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25084998)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: hairless provocative locale half-breed

yeah, People like to feel important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085042)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:48 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

if they get to feel important and I get a shot at a job oppurtunity so what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085046)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Opaque yarmulke

bro it's fine. it's just the majority of this shit will turn into nothing and your earlier posts made it sound like you had discovered some super easy way to get hired into a quality jerb. the resume you send this guy he may or may not forward to the recruiting department, which will just put it in a stack with everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085074)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:56 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

why should i trust you over the author of the book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085114)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Opaque yarmulke

im not trying to sell you anything bro. i think it's good you are developing a network. just sounds like you are going overboard with how effective you think the short term results will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085146)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

you're a hater

short term - 2 months max

results - 2-3 interviews, 2-3 hot leads i did not pursue for an interview, 2-3 chances for developing hot leads

this isn't going overboard at all. i was just venting on the board. there hasn't been any set backs, just need to take some 5-htp and go for a run or something.

btw have a resume/cover letter screen follow up call with an alum at a top 3 firm in a couple hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085166)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085031)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed potus dingle berry

When you reach out to alums are you contacting olds or relatively young ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085137)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner

book said go for the most senior guy, so I'm talking to some pretty high level guys. the difference in quality between them and some b-school/ug shit head is huge, and it's convinced me that I can "make it" seeing where I stack up relative to people in the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085149)



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Date: February 25th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25085212)



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Date: July 9th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: red glittery tanning salon

Did he cop jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#25897919)



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Date: September 30th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Autistic histrionic rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#28871645)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: overrated sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#34264770)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: know-it-all church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2485941&forum_id=2#34264824)