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Underappreciated era of Halford posts: the "Turdbark" phase
| snowy crackhouse | 05/03/14 |
| Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt | 05/03/14 |
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| cruel-hearted dun faggot firefighter locale | 05/06/14 |
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| motley zombie-like space | 05/03/14 |
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| swollen elastic band twinkling uncleanness | 05/03/14 |
| submissive haunted graveyard | 05/08/14 |
| Clear Disgusting Spot | 05/08/14 |
| Fishy resort | 10/01/15 |
| Disturbing National | 09/30/15 |
| tan nofapping water buffalo church | 05/03/14 |
| Insecure mind-boggling house | 06/24/21 |
| snowy crackhouse | 05/03/14 |
| snowy crackhouse | 05/03/14 |
| Crawly boyish hell | 05/03/14 |
| Vibrant Deep Trust Fund Chapel | 05/03/14 |
| motley zombie-like space | 05/03/14 |
| concupiscible carmine wrinkle step-uncle's house | 09/30/15 |
| swollen elastic band twinkling uncleanness | 05/03/14 |
| vigorous sooty kitchen faggotry | 03/29/21 |
| Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt | 05/06/14 |
| Crawly boyish hell | 05/06/14 |
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| Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt | 05/24/14 |
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| Lascivious Bearded Pistol Meetinghouse | 05/06/14 |
| white dashing friendly grandma locus | 05/06/14 |
| shaky free-loading hall old irish cottage | 05/08/14 |
| Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt | 05/24/14 |
| Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt | 09/09/14 |
| Crawly boyish hell | 03/29/21 |
| Insecure mind-boggling house | 06/24/21 |
| motley zombie-like space | 05/03/14 |
| swollen elastic band twinkling uncleanness | 05/03/14 |
| Pearly home | 05/03/14 |
| Bateful Brilliant Philosopher-king Brunch | 05/03/14 |
| turquoise bull headed international law enforcement agency dragon | 05/08/14 |
| Soul-stirring twinkling corn cake | 11/09/21 |
| snowy crackhouse | 05/04/14 |
| snowy crackhouse | 05/05/14 |
| Sapphire Nursing Home Chad | 05/08/14 |
| turquoise bull headed international law enforcement agency dragon | 05/08/14 |
| snowy crackhouse | 05/13/14 |
| snowy crackhouse | 05/16/14 |
| snowy crackhouse | 05/22/14 |
| Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt | 09/09/14 |
| rose diverse partner | 10/04/14 |
| motley zombie-like space | 10/04/14 |
| snowy crackhouse | 01/22/15 |
| Disturbing National | 05/17/15 |
| snowy crackhouse | 09/30/15 |
| snowy crackhouse | 03/31/16 |
| swashbuckling ratface pocket flask | 04/25/16 |
| snowy crackhouse | 09/11/18 |
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| chest-beating spectacular stag film windowlicker | 03/29/21 |
| vigorous sooty kitchen faggotry | 03/29/21 |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:03 PM Author: snowy crackhouse utterly fantastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496612) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:05 PM Author: Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496618) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:09 PM Author: snowy crackhouse a brief folio containing no more than a half a dozen threads, Halfords "Turdbark" phase really demonstrates both novelty and alliterative capacity reminiscent of a bygone era of bardic skill, with such gems as "Tommy TurdToilet's tiny Turdbark tallywhacker."
Bidding for hard copies of this edition will begin in thirty days at the meeting hall of the nude gymnasium located inside Pounders of London. |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:05 PM Author: cruel-hearted dun faggot firefighter locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25512281) |
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Date: March 31st, 2016 4:38 PM Author: chest-beating spectacular stag film windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#30177206) |
Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:17 PM Author: snowy crackhouse Halford, in a stroke of creative mastery, also produced a rare duplicate series entitled "I can't, my turdbark clitdick!" (Tommy Turdtoilet)' #1 and #2.
This duplication will be auctioned in two parts, the first in Tokyo at the offices of the renowned international training twink sourcing consortium, Twinkihara-Kabushiki-Kaisha, located in the bathhouse district.
The second piece will be offered in a LIQUIDATION sale on a going-concern basis to fund the opening of the largest Big Rods Complex in West Hollywood in lieu of municipal bonds. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Vibrant Deep Trust Fund Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496786) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: snowy crackhouse (Peter North) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496795) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: motley zombie-like space When you get blank bumped by Peter North
1. you are Peter North
2. you need to killself |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Vibrant Deep Trust Fund Chapel (weird little gook) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496801) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:26 PM Author: snowy crackhouse (Peter North) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496884) |
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Date: May 8th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Clear Disgusting Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25527212) |
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Date: June 24th, 2021 11:21 PM Author: Insecure mind-boggling house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#42682546) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:37 PM Author: snowy crackhouse While one can speculate that Halford's first recorded foray into the use of the "Turdbark" descriptor could have been marred with creative error due to the previously mentioned Duplication, his second iteration: "Paulie's turdbark clitdick leaked pre-cum as he thrust the pipe" indicates that he had committed a significant amount of creative energy to the project.
In this second piece, the OP was not blank and instead contained a substantial portion of text; "[sic] into his victim, only this time with more rage, knowing his own, pathetic, shit colored manhood would never be rigid, that he would forever be a turdboy and never a TurdMan."
Here we see Halford beginning to experiment as he decides upon the direction this ouvre will ultimately head.
Bidding for this piece will occur later in the summer after this edition comes off display in San Francisco's Castro District, where it is on loan for a mens health and fitness exhibition in the recently opened commercial banking subsidiary of Halford Industries, Musclestud Savings & Loan. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:48 PM Author: snowy crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496732) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Crawly boyish hell Fun fact: I brought the "tanbark dick" meme To xo.
Actually started one day when I was in middle school and noticed that my Persian friend was loling hard as he was walking out of the bathroom. Asked him what was so funny and he said he looked over at our indian friend when he was taking a piss, and saw something 180 that could never be unseen. He Said his dick was like a little brown piece of tanbark. Dood kept loling uncontrollably about this, and hence the tanbark dick meme was born |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: motley zombie-like space confession: I had no idea what "tanbark" meant when i saw it here, i just took context clues and went with Turdbark. TY for you scholarship. TY for this story, you should get your friend to post as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496777) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 7:04 PM Author: concupiscible carmine wrinkle step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#28871178) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: swollen elastic band twinkling uncleanness 180. Can't imagine how id feel If I were an Indian with a little brown tanbark cock . Poor brehs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25496799) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:49 AM Author: Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt How did the dude pissing react to this? How loud was your bro laughing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25510442) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:53 AM Author: Crawly boyish hell This was back in middle school when bros clowned on bros all the time. Our indian bro was obviously like "WTF man why were you looking at my dick man shut up dude" and my friend just kept loling uncontrollably and saying "lol come on it's like a piece of tanbark." Was really 180 all around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25510455) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25510503) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Titillating Well-lubricated Native Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25512257) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: Lascivious Bearded Pistol Meetinghouse http://ipocars.com/imgs/a/f/t/r/q/mercedes_benz__190_c_rear_fin_w_110_1964_5_lgw.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558738&forum_id=2#25512453) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:43 PM Author: white dashing friendly grandma locus 1fucking80 bro I always wondered where the fuck that came from, I've only seen/heard "tanbark" and variations like once outside of xo and never referring to cocks, but I always thought it was a hilarious turn of phrase.
I've always called it mulch. |
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