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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
Dun range
  02/08/15
Laughed out loud just now
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Poasting
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"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
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gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a su...
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180
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Aromatic state coffee pot
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- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
Electric Avocado Resort Hominid
  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
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crimson site potus
  12/02/14
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  11/04/21
what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
heady menage
  07/06/14
what?
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
What do you mean what? You, a young millenial male, sit a...
heady menage
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light beady-eyed bawdyhouse roommate
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Know-it-all boyish box office
  12/02/14
...oh.
Exciting Yellow Abode
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rough-skinned cyan death wish becky
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hahaha
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Black mad cow disease
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Grizzly comical queen of the night
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Harsh theater stage coldplay fan
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Racy stain
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Racy stain
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aquamarine striped hyena
  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
Garnet turdskin
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
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Iridescent Milk Half-breed
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180
Sexy Big Casino Mexican
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bossy windowlicker love of her life
  07/06/14
thanks obama!
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  07/06/14
OP may want to consider going pumo
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  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
tantric lavender brethren
  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
heady menage
  07/06/14
He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
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LITERALLY the original Portland hipster: http://victoriah...
Poppy orchestra pit dingle berry
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Milky factory reset button
  11/10/14
lol
at-the-ready idiotic den
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Aromatic state coffee pot
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trip lime jap
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Purple Effete Property
  07/07/14
ty
vivacious son of senegal pervert
  07/07/14
read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
glittery fantasy-prone azn home
  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
Sapphire sanctuary people who are hurt
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Milky factory reset button
  11/10/14
this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
White buck-toothed tank cruise ship
  11/20/20
Holy fuck.
flatulent useless brakes
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crystalline indirect expression
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Narrow-minded geriatric crackhouse national security agency
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180
vigorous circlehead university
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rough-skinned cyan death wish becky
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Scarlet jewess
  08/17/14
oh god oh -
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laughsome cuckoldry
  08/27/14
180 quadrillion
vigorous circlehead university
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flatulent useless brakes
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I still just am left mouth agape by this post.
flatulent useless brakes
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Coiffed beta spot foreskin
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Iridescent Milk Half-breed
  11/06/14
jfc this is sensational.
Flesh stimulating base
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  11/10/14
FUUUUCK
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Hiroshima
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JFC
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Azure messiness
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lol 180
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Glassy Trailer Park Mediation
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180
wine public bath famous landscape painting
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employees done here. find a new method of earning income, f...
fluffy maniacal business firm
  12/26/14
tyft
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Iridescent Milk Half-breed
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big-titted supple yarmulke telephone
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big-titted supple yarmulke telephone
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180
Citrine Histrionic Dilemma
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Can't believe I missed this. 180.
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Jolly shit
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Still the best thing on the Internet
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Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund
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Know-it-all boyish box office
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Soul-stirring filthpig brunch
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stop
Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund
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massive carnelian church
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vivacious son of senegal pervert
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I am dying here.
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Chestnut Learning Disabled Athletic Conference
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Demanding Razzle-dazzle Garrison Faggot Firefighter
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Bateful point
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obsidian crawly sex offender
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Grizzly comical queen of the night
  11/07/15
Never gets old.
crimson site potus
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Lascivious Ticket Booth
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Still devastating
misanthropic sable stage alpha
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180 bump
Black mad cow disease
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galvanic dark station toaster
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snowy excitant dragon friendly grandma
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White buck-toothed tank cruise ship
  02/02/16
I am a faggot.
Self-centered impertinent lettuce
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obsidian crawly sex offender
  05/23/16
assure, not ensure
navy fragrant corner prole
  05/24/16
Meriwether, not Meriwhether
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filthy hall rigpig
  08/11/16
Det
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hot cruel-hearted whorehouse elastic band
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Devastating!
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ebony irradiated pistol
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this is probably the best poast I've ever read
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Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund
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Aromatic state coffee pot
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Bateful point
  02/19/17
lulzy.
Floppy Fishy Dog Poop Nowag
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That young man had a future before this poast
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Peach roast beef
  04/15/17
Never forget
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marvelous forum
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abusive electric furnace fanboi
  11/25/17
why would you do this?
at-the-ready idiotic den
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180
Motley gas station
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filthy hall rigpig
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White buck-toothed tank cruise ship
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very tactful lay
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Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund
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Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund
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flatulent useless brakes
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Azure messiness
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shivering lodge french chef
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Chestnut Learning Disabled Athletic Conference
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Appetizing theatre mother
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Canary center
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Bateful point
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Aromatic state coffee pot
  11/12/20
omg
Yapping drunken stead
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Azure messiness
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Grizzly comical queen of the night
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abusive electric furnace fanboi
  05/05/21
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disgusting spectacular philosopher-king
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White buck-toothed tank cruise ship
  05/24/21
I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure&rdq...
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ty for noticing I also corrected some other errors, like ...
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Racy stain
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abusive electric furnace fanboi
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Stirring ultramarine scourge upon the earth school cafeteria
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mewling wonderful stag film
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Azure messiness
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i think about this often
provocative shrine
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Aromatic state coffee pot
  05/07/22
like, once a month or more
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Aromatic state coffee pot
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disgusting spectacular philosopher-king
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brass cracking institution
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Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund
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Aromatic state coffee pot
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Appetizing theatre mother
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haunting school giraffe
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I wail before the wall
razzle greedy hell international law enforcement agency
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Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
Passionate parlor
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Scarlet jewess
  07/06/14
outrageously underrated.
Onyx heaven weed whacker
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White buck-toothed tank cruise ship
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Embarrassed to the bone cowardly karate house
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Aromatic state coffee pot
  05/07/22
Having this on resume is TTT
Garnet turdskin
  07/06/14
explain please
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
Garnet turdskin
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
Garnet turdskin
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
heady menage
  07/06/14
That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
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You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what...
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...
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
Zippy Native
  07/06/14
Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
contagious painfully honest
  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
magenta newt
  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
emerald goal in life
  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
curious umber new version
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
emerald goal in life
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
adventurous orange degenerate
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
...
filthy hall rigpig
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
Exciting Yellow Abode
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
emerald goal in life
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
Honey-headed Magical Ladyboy
  07/06/14
Lol faggot!!
Garnet turdskin
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
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aquamarine striped hyena
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hyperactive erotic codepig
  07/06/14
lol
heady menage
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
Honey-headed Magical Ladyboy
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trip lime jap
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maize corn cake
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Aromatic state coffee pot
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Purple Effete Property
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(dwight schrute)
Cerise Cuckold
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
Free-loading Green Idiot
  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
emerald goal in life
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
Hilarious
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
Free-loading Green Idiot
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
curious umber new version
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
Ivory
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
Ivory
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
Ivory
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
Cobalt selfie patrolman
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
Cobalt selfie patrolman
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
Bull Headed Regret
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aquamarine striped hyena
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180
pale puppy
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180
contagious painfully honest
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(1)80
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
ty
Scarlet jewess
  07/06/14
19-
trip lime jap
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sneaky criminal travel guidebook
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who were u guy infuenced by?
Electric Avocado Resort Hominid
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flatulent useless brakes
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180 i should do this
Tan angry theater mental disorder
  11/10/14
my thought exactly
Know-it-all boyish box office
  12/02/14
Clever
Brilliant Depressive Rigor
  11/10/14
Lol
crimson site potus
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Sticky turquoise deer antler
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Auto ding
frozen genital piercing
  07/06/14
how so
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
Exciting Yellow Abode
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
Brilliant Depressive Rigor
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
Violent Associate
  07/07/14
...
vigorous circlehead university
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
Reading Party
  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
immigrant halford
  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
White buck-toothed tank cruise ship
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vigorous circlehead university
  11/25/14
should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
Pink incel juggernaut
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
federal wrinkle
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
contagious painfully honest
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
useless legend
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
Scarlet jewess
  12/26/14
it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
Pink incel juggernaut
  12/26/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
Misunderstood Violet
  02/06/15
I have a 180 interests section
Smoky Jew
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“Not working” “Spending my dad’s money” “Being a shiftless...
at-the-ready idiotic den
  12/03/17
Same
seedy stock car
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fear-inspiring shimmering ape therapy
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Is it webcam ass gaping?
Dun range
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Chestnut Learning Disabled Athletic Conference
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I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel posit...
bearded place of business
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Chestnut Learning Disabled Athletic Conference
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Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought ...
Purple Effete Property
  01/05/17
not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
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it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HA...
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I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I ca...
slimy fortuitous meteor
  02/19/17
put something that completely does not match what you look l...
drab mentally impaired gaming laptop
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NOWAG
at-the-ready idiotic den
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lol
at-the-ready idiotic den
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Duck-like partner
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Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund
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I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "inte...
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cordovan
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godawful kitty cat
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try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem...
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translucent volcanic crater
  12/24/21
Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interes...
seedy stock car
  03/21/23
"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) s...
Primrose Feces
  04/23/23
you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you star...
  04/23/23
When I updated my resume under interests it said “shop...
Sooty Unholy Sandwich
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Dun range

Just write "Hookers"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273568)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
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Author: heady menage

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: heady menage

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Author: tantric lavender brethren

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: heady menage

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Author: misanthropic sable stage alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29651136)



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Author: Black mad cow disease

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Self-centered impertinent lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#30548098)



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Date: April 24th, 2021 2:14 AM
Author: White buck-toothed tank cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#42340681)



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Author: Metal shaky macaca water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32682455)



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Author: Talking principal's office pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32682459)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready idiotic den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772550)



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Author: Motley gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772568)



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Author: Bipolar gay gunner



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830873)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#35162403)



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Author: filthy hall rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#35182650)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: White buck-toothed tank cruise ship



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Author: very tactful lay



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Author: Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36610059)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38198616)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38320028)



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Author: Appetizing theatre mother



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40416510)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958312)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958423)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41066044)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352138)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352167)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#42516272)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 12:39 AM
Author: Brindle Internal Respiration Kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43672062)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: White buck-toothed tank cruise ship

ty for noticing

I also corrected some other errors, like "with with no job" and "Meriwhether"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470779)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44155676)



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Author: Aromatic state coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080833)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41407456)



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Author: Exciting Yellow Abode



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Passionate parlor

Just say:

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Neoreaction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882159)



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Author: Onyx heaven weed whacker

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Author: White buck-toothed tank cruise ship



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Author: Aromatic state coffee pot



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Garnet turdskin

Having this on resume is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

explain please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Garnet turdskin

Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. They only care if you can do the work they need done and if you can communicate better than an XO aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Garnet turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: heady menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882296)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Bright library keepsake machete

That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk about, leads to better interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Buff multi-colored field

You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what lies you put on your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882248)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Zippy Native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: contagious painfully honest

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: magenta newt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: emerald goal in life

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: curious umber new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: emerald goal in life

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: adventurous orange degenerate

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: filthy hall rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: emerald goal in life

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed Magical Ladyboy

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Garnet turdskin

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: aquamarine striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: hyperactive erotic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: heady menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed Magical Ladyboy

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: trip lime jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: maize corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Aromatic state coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Purple Effete Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Cerise Cuckold

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Free-loading Green Idiot

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: emerald goal in life

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: Hilarious

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Free-loading Green Idiot

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: curious umber new version

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: 

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: 

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: 

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Ivory

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: 

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Ivory

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: 

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Ivory

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Cobalt selfie patrolman

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Cobalt selfie patrolman

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author:  Bull Headed Regret

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: aquamarine striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author:  pale puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: contagious painfully honest

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Scarlet jewess

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: trip lime jap

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author:  sneaky criminal travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Electric Avocado Resort Hominid

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: flatulent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Tan angry theater mental disorder

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all boyish box office

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Depressive Rigor

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: crimson site potus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: frozen genital piercing

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Abode

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Brilliant Depressive Rigor

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Violent Associate

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: vigorous circlehead university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author:  Reading Party

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author:  immigrant halford

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: White buck-toothed tank cruise ship

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: vigorous circlehead university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Pink incel juggernaut

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author:  federal wrinkle

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: contagious painfully honest

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: useless legend

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Scarlet jewess

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Pink incel juggernaut

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood Violet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author:  Smoky Jew

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready idiotic den

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author:  seedy stock car

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering ape therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Dun range

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Chestnut Learning Disabled Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author:  bearded place of business

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Chestnut Learning Disabled Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Purple Effete Property

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: dead dysfunction

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: 

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author:  slimy fortuitous meteor

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: drab mentally impaired gaming laptop

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready idiotic den

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready idiotic den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: Duck-like partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: Offensive 180 Area Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: copper background story

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: cordovan
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500292)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: godawful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: translucent volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author:  seedy stock car

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author:  Primrose Feces

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Sooty Unholy Sandwich

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500308)