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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

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Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
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Having this on resume is TTT
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  07/06/14
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  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
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  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
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While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
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the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
Glassy sticky gaping
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
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  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
Glassy sticky gaping
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
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  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
Glassy sticky gaping
  07/06/14
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  07/06/14
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  07/06/14
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Glassy sticky gaping
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
crawly deer antler
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
Glassy sticky gaping
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
crawly deer antler
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switch that athletic activity to competitively
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crawly deer antler
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  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
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Glassy sticky gaping
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
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ty
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  07/06/14
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Glassy sticky gaping
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
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  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
Glassy sticky gaping
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
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I have a 180 interests section
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: tripping amber property

Just write "Hookers"

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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood indian lodge

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Date: November 3rd, 2015 4:15 PM
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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Comical point

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Emerald public bath

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Fat Ankles Cruise Ship

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Cracking impressive center gunner



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Author: fishy hunting ground

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Bisexual Locus

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Locus

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Red Mad-dog Skullcap Library



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: talking brunch

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: chestnut site rigpig

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Cracking impressive center gunner

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Author: narrow-minded bespoke famous landscape painting



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Navy vengeful home

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: dark vivacious theater stage

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: infuriating round eye kitchen

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Bisexual Locus

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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Odious ratface orchestra pit

He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: azure university

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Author: Very tactful principal's office

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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: Cobalt Trump Supporter

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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Overrated french base

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Date: November 10th, 2014 7:40 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: doobsian water buffalo

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Author: Milky hairy legs preventive strike

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Author: doobsian water buffalo

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Author: avocado regret

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Author: Glassy sticky gaping

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: chestnut site rigpig

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: House-broken Talented Idiot Gas Station

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

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do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: House-broken Talented Idiot Gas Station

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: transparent cowardly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: House-broken Talented Idiot Gas Station

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: flesh boyish

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: chestnut site rigpig

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Burgundy heaven kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Territorial mentally impaired space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Bisexual Locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: flesh boyish

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: aromatic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Self-centered mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Supple

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Electric jade son of senegal

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: House-broken Talented Idiot Gas Station

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: pungent dashing half-breed

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Electric jade son of senegal

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Abnormal Headpube

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: crawly deer antler

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: crawly deer antler

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: crawly deer antler

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Claret Coiffed Main People

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: crawly deer antler

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Claret Coiffed Main People

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: crawly deer antler

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Claret Coiffed Main People

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Low-t Police Squad

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Low-t Police Squad

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Violet rough-skinned

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Burgundy heaven kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: demanding goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy indigo lay sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Rose pervert

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible rehab

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: bright domesticated doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Emerald public bath

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: doobsian water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Comical point

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: fishy hunting ground

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Marvelous stead newt

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Clear Range Cumskin

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Smoky Pontificating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Rusted

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Glassy sticky gaping

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Marvelous stead newt

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author:  dog poop

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: Milky hairy legs preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author:  useless brakes nibblets

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: yapping legal warrant

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Pink National Twinkling Uncleanness

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Milky hairy legs preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: offensive cuckold

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: obsidian dysfunction

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy indigo lay sound barrier

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: autistic partner

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Rose pervert

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: offensive cuckold

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: sepia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author:  purple

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Very tactful principal's office

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: poppy electric furnace

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author:  chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: tripping amber property

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Sinister ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author:  Pea-brained

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Sinister ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Self-centered mediation

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author:  pearly legend

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: 

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: crimson coffee pot

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author:  cheese-eating

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Very tactful principal's office

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: Very tactful principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: Curious Alcoholic Circlehead Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author:  Green Old Irish Cottage Faggot Firefighter
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500292)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Cerise Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Nofapping flirting dingle berry

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: poppy electric furnace

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author:  fuchsia

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: iridescent bearded

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Federal

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500308)