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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
exhilarant windowlicker chapel
  02/08/15
Laughed out loud just now
silver federal parlor
  07/15/15
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coiffed round eye
  11/03/15
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razzle-dazzle transparent field blood rage
  02/19/17
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Dashing weed whacker cruise ship
  11/25/17
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razzle-dazzle transparent field blood rage
  10/07/20
Poasting
Self-centered Hairraiser Public Bath
  08/11/16
"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
magical principal's office nowag
  07/06/14
gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a su...
hyperventilating bearded spot
  07/06/14
180
razzmatazz boistinker
  07/07/14
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Heady Flickering Native
  02/02/16
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Dashing weed whacker cruise ship
  01/05/17
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  11/26/17
- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
peach know-it-all lay gunner
  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
hyperventilating bearded spot
  07/06/14
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coiffed round eye
  07/06/14
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citrine french chef
  11/25/14
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Mahogany mad cow disease
  12/02/14
rofl
Sticky tanning salon elastic band
  12/02/14
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Dun site
  09/21/20
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domesticated whorehouse feces
  11/04/21
what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
cowardly locale
  07/06/14
what?
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
What do you mean what? You, a young millenial male, sit a...
cowardly locale
  07/06/14
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frisky nibblets indian lodge
  07/06/14
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Sticky tanning salon elastic band
  12/02/14
...oh.
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
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pontificating hideous house
  07/06/14
hahaha
Flushed Spectacular Fanboi Space
  08/27/14
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Comical Haunting Pit Hairy Legs
  12/21/14
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Mind-boggling rose business firm clown
  08/15/15
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henna bateful background story jewess
  11/14/17
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kink-friendly rehab toilet seat
  05/13/20
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Titillating hissy fit
  07/09/20
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Titillating hissy fit
  11/04/21
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Titillating hissy fit
  12/28/23
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stirring selfie box office
  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
slimy meetinghouse
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
coiffed round eye
  12/02/14
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wonderful laser beams
  07/06/14
180
hyperventilating bearded spot
  07/06/14
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ungodly learning disabled legend
  07/06/14
thanks obama!
beta blue cuckoldry
  07/06/14
OP may want to consider going pumo
naked market international law enforcement agency
  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
Fragrant Stag Film
  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
cowardly locale
  07/06/14
He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
concupiscible effete bawdyhouse personal credit line
  07/07/14
LITERALLY the original Portland hipster: http://victoriah...
Navy supple chad
  07/07/14
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Appetizing hall
  11/10/14
lol
lilac gaped factory reset button prole
  11/25/17
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  11/26/17
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Diverse white organic girlfriend knife
  07/07/14
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blathering crotch
  07/07/14
ty
Bossy sanctuary
  07/07/14
read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
Sepia potus mediation
  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
Violent Deer Antler Messiness
  07/07/14
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Appetizing hall
  11/10/14
this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
Carmine odious menage dragon
  11/20/20
Holy fuck.
Rusted university son of senegal
  07/07/14
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motley shitlib
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Swashbuckling pozpig
  07/07/14
180
aggressive theater corn cake
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pontificating hideous house
  08/15/14
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Bat shit crazy sound barrier heaven
  08/17/14
oh god oh -
pontificating hideous house
  08/17/14
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Violent Base Reading Party
  08/27/14
180 quadrillion
aggressive theater corn cake
  08/27/14
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Rusted university son of senegal
  08/27/14
I still just am left mouth agape by this post.
Rusted university son of senegal
  08/27/14
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wonderful laser beams
  08/27/14
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Clear passionate gas station
  08/27/14
180
At-the-ready athletic conference brethren
  08/27/14
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Bossy sanctuary
  08/28/14
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wonderful laser beams
  11/06/14
jfc this is sensational.
scarlet travel guidebook roommate
  11/06/14
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saffron big-titted piazza
  11/10/14
FUUUUCK
Electric trailer park mexican
  11/10/14
...
Clear passionate gas station
  11/10/14
Hiroshima
walnut lascivious becky
  11/10/14
JFC
floppy hilarious toaster community account
  11/12/14
...
excitant fluffy codepig
  11/25/14
lol 180
Mahogany mad cow disease
  12/02/14
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Multi-colored Aqua Nursing Home Newt
  12/21/14
180
harsh bright crackhouse
  12/23/14
employees done here. find a new method of earning income, f...
racy turdskin
  12/26/14
tyft
razzle-dazzle transparent field blood rage
  12/26/14
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wonderful laser beams
  01/03/15
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Soul-stirring Nudist Love Of Her Life Foreskin
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racy turdskin
  02/04/15
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Soul-stirring Nudist Love Of Her Life Foreskin
  02/06/15
180
Exciting national security agency
  02/06/15
...
translucent center
  02/08/15
Can't believe I missed this. 180.
Greedy aromatic locus immigrant
  02/08/15
Jolly shit
exhilarant windowlicker chapel
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...
wonderful laser beams
  02/16/15
...
Exciting national security agency
  02/25/15
cr
Rusted university son of senegal
  02/25/15
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Honey-headed queen of the night
  03/22/15
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Yellow boltzmann home
  04/29/15
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Honey-headed queen of the night
  05/23/15
Still the best thing on the Internet
Yellow boltzmann home
  05/29/15
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Yellow boltzmann home
  05/24/16
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Adulterous property pisswyrm
  11/20/20
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Sticky tanning salon elastic band
  05/29/15
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naked market international law enforcement agency
  05/29/15
stop
Adulterous property pisswyrm
  05/31/15
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jet-lagged purple gay wizard corner
  07/15/15
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Bossy sanctuary
  07/30/15
I am dying here.
insane tank
  07/30/15
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Curious milky water buffalo
  08/15/15
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Mind-boggling rose business firm clown
  08/16/15
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razzle-dazzle transparent field blood rage
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contagious roast beef
  11/03/15
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henna bateful background story jewess
  11/07/15
Never gets old.
Mahogany mad cow disease
  11/07/15
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wild hell
  11/07/15
Still devastating
floppy hilarious toaster community account
  01/21/16
180 bump
Comical Haunting Pit Hairy Legs
  01/21/16
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tantric doctorate brunch
  01/26/16
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marvelous range
  01/26/16
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Carmine odious menage dragon
  02/02/16
I am a faggot.
Heady Flickering Native
  02/03/16
...
contagious roast beef
  05/23/16
assure, not ensure
galvanic institution
  05/24/16
Meriwether, not Meriwhether
Carmine odious menage dragon
  04/24/21
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fishy karate macaca
  08/11/16
Det
Vibrant coral stage
  01/05/17
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mauve vigorous stage legal warrant
  01/05/17
Devastating!
Histrionic Green Juggernaut
  02/19/17
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Cracking mad-dog skullcap
  02/19/17
this is probably the best poast I've ever read
Vibrant coral stage
  02/19/17
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cerebral salmon step-uncle's house pervert
  02/23/17
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Razzle nofapping state half-breed
  04/28/17
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kink-friendly rehab toilet seat
  06/22/20
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Adulterous property pisswyrm
  11/20/20
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kink-friendly rehab toilet seat
  04/24/21
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  03/16/24
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razzle-dazzle transparent field blood rage
  02/19/17
lulzy.
turquoise faggot firefighter
  02/23/17
That young man had a future before this poast
adventurous maniacal faggotry telephone
  02/23/17
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fiercely-loyal station ape
  02/23/17
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twinkling balding digit ratio
  04/15/17
Never forget
Vivacious senate
  06/30/17
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aquamarine thriller generalized bond
  09/11/17
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talented garrison
  11/25/17
why would you do this?
lilac gaped factory reset button prole
  11/25/17
180
Aphrodisiac Gaming Laptop Wagecucks
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Vivacious senate
  11/25/17
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fantasy-prone puppy
  11/25/17
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Vivacious senate
  12/03/17
https://iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/images_mani...
Vengeful azn
  12/03/17
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Yellow boltzmann home
  01/15/18
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fishy karate macaca
  01/18/18
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Carmine odious menage dragon
  01/19/18
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up-to-no-good kitchen liquid oxygen
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Adulterous property pisswyrm
  03/15/18
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Adulterous property pisswyrm
  03/29/18
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Rusted university son of senegal
  08/13/18
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unhinged irradiated office
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jade school cafeteria new version
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Shivering orchid resort
  08/13/18
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excitant fluffy codepig
  10/04/18
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Sick Glittery Set
  10/04/18
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fighting theater stage electric furnace
  05/07/19
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Curious milky water buffalo
  05/31/19
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Shimmering confused ratface address
  05/01/20
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drunken metal den hunting ground
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charismatic hospital keepsake machete
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Cobalt rambunctious area incel
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180 impressive location cumskin
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umber forum
  06/14/20
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Carmine odious menage dragon
  09/21/20
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180 impressive location cumskin
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razzle-dazzle transparent field blood rage
  10/07/20
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Cruel-hearted Quadroon Indirect Expression
  10/07/20
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  11/12/20
omg
hot olive cuckold
  11/12/20
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excitant fluffy codepig
  04/11/21
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henna bateful background story jewess
  04/24/21
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talented garrison
  05/05/21
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sienna rigpig library
  05/05/21
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Carmine odious menage dragon
  05/18/21
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nubile headpube point
  05/18/21
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/DN1VLcdO101o3n...
Carmine odious menage dragon
  05/24/21
I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure&rdq...
arousing sneaky criminal national
  12/25/21
ty for noticing I also corrected some other errors, like ...
Carmine odious menage dragon
  05/07/22
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Self-absorbed plaza kitty
  11/04/21
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Titillating hissy fit
  11/04/21
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talented garrison
  12/24/21
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sable main people
  12/24/21
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Glassy stead candlestick maker
  12/25/21
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excitant fluffy codepig
  01/02/22
i think about this often
Laughsome Slap-happy Shrine
  03/15/22
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  05/07/22
like, once a month or more
Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  03/21/23
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  03/16/24
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sienna rigpig library
  03/21/23
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insecure abode
  03/15/22
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Adulterous property pisswyrm
  01/08/23
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  03/21/23
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Rebellious theatre
  03/21/23
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Shimmering confused ratface address
  04/23/23
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boyish azure temple place of business
  09/27/23
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ivory dilemma sweet tailpipe
  12/22/23
I wail before the wall
big voyeur
  11/20/20
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swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
tan provocative lodge
  07/06/14
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Bat shit crazy sound barrier heaven
  07/06/14
outrageously underrated.
frum orchestra pit
  11/10/14
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Carmine odious menage dragon
  06/22/20
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beady-eyed arrogant private investor
  02/06/15
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  05/07/22
Having this on resume is TTT
slimy meetinghouse
  07/06/14
explain please
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
slimy meetinghouse
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
slimy meetinghouse
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
cowardly locale
  07/06/14
That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
Indigo stimulating casino bbw
  07/06/14
You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what...
Abnormal autistic church building double fault
  07/06/14
...
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
sapphire cheese-eating ticket booth sandwich
  07/06/14
Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
Amethyst pocket flask
  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
ruddy dopamine
  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk
  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
Brindle Overrated Ceo
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
Bipolar church scourge upon the earth
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
...
fishy karate macaca
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
useless death wish
  07/06/14
Lol faggot!!
slimy meetinghouse
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
...
stirring selfie box office
  07/06/14
...
magical principal's office nowag
  07/06/14
lol
cowardly locale
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
useless death wish
  07/06/14
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Diverse white organic girlfriend knife
  07/07/14
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Plum coldplay fan haunted graveyard
  01/05/17
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Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug
  11/12/20
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blathering crotch
  11/20/20
(dwight schrute)
Bat-shit-crazy twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
disgusting
  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
magenta skinny woman
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
disgusting
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
Brindle Overrated Ceo
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
maize
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
maize
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
maize
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
genital piercing
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
maize
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
genital piercing
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
maize
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
genital piercing
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
Underhanded Yarmulke
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
Underhanded Yarmulke
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
  07/06/14
...
stirring selfie box office
  07/06/14
180
preventive strike
  07/06/14
180
Amethyst pocket flask
  07/06/14
(1)80
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
ty
Bat shit crazy sound barrier heaven
  07/06/14
19-
Diverse white organic girlfriend knife
  07/07/14
...
  07/07/14
who were u guy infuenced by?
peach know-it-all lay gunner
  07/07/14
...
Rusted university son of senegal
  07/07/14
180 i should do this
razzmatazz boistinker
  11/10/14
my thought exactly
Sticky tanning salon elastic band
  12/02/14
Clever
walnut lascivious becky
  11/10/14
Lol
Mahogany mad cow disease
  11/07/15
...
Shivering orchid resort
  08/13/18
Auto ding
demanding fortuitous meteor
  07/06/14
how so
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
walnut lascivious becky
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
doobsian old irish cottage stain
  07/07/14
...
aggressive theater corn cake
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
narrow-minded
  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
Pearl goyim
  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
Carmine odious menage dragon
  05/07/22
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aggressive theater corn cake
  11/25/14
should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
Fear-inspiring halford
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
Amethyst pocket flask
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
Painfully Honest Jew
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
Bat shit crazy sound barrier heaven
  12/26/14
it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
Fear-inspiring halford
  12/26/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
carnelian
  02/06/15
I have a 180 interests section
Talking Chocolate Useless Brakes
  02/08/15
“Not working” “Spending my dad’s money” “Being a shiftless...
lilac gaped factory reset button prole
  12/03/17
Same
Snowy hateful boiling water
  03/21/23
...
  02/08/15
Is it webcam ass gaping?
exhilarant windowlicker chapel
  02/08/15
...
Curious milky water buffalo
  04/08/15
I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel posit...
medicated dog poop
  08/16/15
...
Curious milky water buffalo
  01/05/17
Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought ...
blathering crotch
  01/05/17
not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
high-end sex offender famous landscape painting
  01/05/17
it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HA...
Rough-skinned smoky black woman therapy
  01/05/17
I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I ca...
violet dysfunction patrolman
  02/19/17
put something that completely does not match what you look l...
Pearly Embarrassed To The Bone Mood
  11/25/17
NOWAG
lilac gaped factory reset button prole
  11/25/17
lol
lilac gaped factory reset button prole
  12/03/17
...
  02/03/19
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Adulterous property pisswyrm
  05/07/19
I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "inte...
Khaki jap
  09/21/20
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crawly philosopher-king
  03/16/24
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Mildly Autistic
  10/07/20
try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem...
Judgmental persian
  11/04/21
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irate degenerate
  12/24/21
Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interes...
Snowy hateful boiling water
  03/21/23
"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) s...
onyx rigor really tough guy
  04/23/23
you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you star...
  04/23/23
When I updated my resume under interests it said “shop...
Soggy mental disorder
  03/16/24


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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: silver federal parlor

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:00 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating bearded spot

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: cowardly locale

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

what?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: cowardly locale

What do you mean what?

You, a young millenial male, sit at home with with no job and crusty socks, denied by 5s on okc, with 100k in educational debt, and you're fashioning an 'interests' section on a resume to ensure potential corporate employers you are as bland, obedient and politically correct as they come, so some affirmative action hire in HR can forward your resume and you can begin the bean counting you will call your career in the downwardly mobile society of a decaying country.

What do you think frontiersman, explorer and surveyor of unknown lands Meriwhether Lewis would think about the interests section on your resume?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: slimy meetinghouse

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: coiffed round eye

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Author: hyperventilating bearded spot

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Author: beta blue cuckoldry

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Fragrant Stag Film

Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: cowardly locale

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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
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He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Navy supple chad

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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:06 AM
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Author: Violent Deer Antler Messiness

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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Mahogany mad cow disease

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Heady Flickering Native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#30548098)



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Date: April 24th, 2021 2:14 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#42340681)



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Author: Vibrant coral stage

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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Vibrant coral stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32655683)



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: adventurous maniacal faggotry telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32682459)



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Author: Vivacious senate

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Author: lilac gaped factory reset button prole

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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaming Laptop Wagecucks

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Author: fantasy-prone puppy



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: Vivacious senate



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Vengeful azn

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Author: fishy karate macaca



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Date: January 19th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Carmine odious menage dragon



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Date: December 25th, 2021 12:39 AM
Author: arousing sneaky criminal national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43672062)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: Carmine odious menage dragon

ty for noticing

I also corrected some other errors, like "with with no job" and "Meriwhether"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470779)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44155676)



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Author: big voyeur

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: tan provocative lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882159)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: slimy meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: slimy meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: slimy meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: cowardly locale

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Indigo stimulating casino bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Abnormal autistic church building double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: sapphire cheese-eating ticket booth sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Amethyst pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: ruddy dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Ceo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Bipolar church scourge upon the earth

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: fishy karate macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: useless death wish

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: slimy meetinghouse

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: stirring selfie box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: magical principal's office nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: cowardly locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: useless death wish

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Diverse white organic girlfriend knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Plum coldplay fan haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed parlour antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: blathering crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy twinkling uncleanness

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author:  disgusting

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Ruby School Milk

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: magenta skinny woman

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author:  disgusting

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Brindle Overrated Ceo

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: maize

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: maize

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: maize

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author:  genital piercing

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: maize

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author:  genital piercing

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: maize

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author:  genital piercing

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Underhanded Yarmulke

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Underhanded Yarmulke

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: 

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: stirring selfie box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author:  preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Amethyst pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy sound barrier heaven

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Diverse white organic girlfriend knife

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: peach know-it-all lay gunner

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Rusted university son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Sticky tanning salon elastic band

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: walnut lascivious becky

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Mahogany mad cow disease

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Shivering orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: demanding fortuitous meteor

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: swollen trip kitty cat people who are hurt

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: walnut lascivious becky

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: doobsian old irish cottage stain

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: aggressive theater corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author:  narrow-minded

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Pearl goyim

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Carmine odious menage dragon

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: aggressive theater corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring halford

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: 

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Amethyst pocket flask

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Jew

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy sound barrier heaven

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring halford

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: carnelian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Talking Chocolate Useless Brakes

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: lilac gaped factory reset button prole

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: Snowy hateful boiling water

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: exhilarant windowlicker chapel

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Curious milky water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: medicated dog poop

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Curious milky water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: blathering crotch

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: high-end sex offender famous landscape painting

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Rough-skinned smoky black woman therapy

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: violet dysfunction patrolman

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Pearly Embarrassed To The Bone Mood

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: lilac gaped factory reset button prole

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: lilac gaped factory reset button prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: Adulterous property pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Khaki jap

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: crawly philosopher-king
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500292)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author:  Mildly Autistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Judgmental persian

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: irate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: Snowy hateful boiling water

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author: onyx rigor really tough guy

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Soggy mental disorder

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500308)