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The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
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Laughed out loud just now
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"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
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- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
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  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
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what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
Mint state
  07/06/14
what?
Violet trailer park
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Big Bistre Juggernaut
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  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
iridescent skinny woman
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
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180
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  07/06/14
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OP may want to consider going pumo
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  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
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  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
Mint state
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He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
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ty
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read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
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  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
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this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
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180
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oh god oh -
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180 quadrillion
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Hiroshima
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JFC
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Can't believe I missed this. 180.
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Jolly shit
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I am dying here.
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Never gets old.
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Still devastating
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180 bump
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I am a faggot.
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assure, not ensure
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Meriwether, not Meriwhether
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Det
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Devastating!
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this is probably the best poast I've ever read
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lulzy.
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That young man had a future before this poast
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why would you do this?
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Kink-friendly Principal's Office Brethren
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i think about this often
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drunken charismatic wrinkle
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like, once a month or more
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I wail before the wall
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Violet trailer park
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Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
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outrageously underrated.
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drunken charismatic wrinkle
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Having this on resume is TTT
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  07/06/14
explain please
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
iridescent skinny woman
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
iridescent skinny woman
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
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That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
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Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
Fragrant Turquoise Point
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Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
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  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
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  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
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  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
Stirring Community Account
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
brilliant duck-like hominid church
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
trip azn stead
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
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bipolar chapel
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
Violet trailer park
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
brilliant duck-like hominid church
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
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  07/06/14
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iridescent skinny woman
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
Violet trailer park
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amber odious bawdyhouse
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Bat-shit-crazy macaca crotch
  07/06/14
lol
Mint state
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
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Bearded emerald spot
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(dwight schrute)
Hairless wine sex offender place of business
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
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  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
brilliant duck-like hominid church
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
Comical Home Cuck
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
Nofapping public bath gunner
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
Stirring Community Account
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
indian lodge
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
indian lodge
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
indian lodge
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
dragon shrine
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
indian lodge
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
dragon shrine
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
indian lodge
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
dragon shrine
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
coral antidepressant drug
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
coral antidepressant drug
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
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180
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180
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(1)80
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ty
Marvelous pontificating address
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19-
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  07/07/14
who were u guy infuenced by?
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180 i should do this
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  11/10/14
my thought exactly
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  12/02/14
Clever
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  11/10/14
Lol
hairraiser dopamine
  11/07/15
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Mewling Stag Film Really Tough Guy
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Auto ding
Buff
  07/06/14
how so
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
Violet trailer park
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
Violet trailer park
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
White aromatic school
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
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Jade soggy genital piercing
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
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  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
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  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker
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Jade soggy genital piercing
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should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
embarrassed to the bone sepia
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
well-lubricated
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
razzle crackhouse circlehead
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
Rusted Gay Wizard
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
Marvelous pontificating address
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it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
embarrassed to the bone sepia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
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I have a 180 interests section
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  12/03/17
Same
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not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
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put something that completely does not match what you look l...
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NOWAG
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Kink-friendly Principal's Office Brethren
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Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interes...
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  03/21/23
"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) s...
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  04/23/23
you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you star...
ebony nibblets
  04/23/23
When I updated my resume under interests it said “shop...
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: disgusting exciting ticket booth

Just write "Hookers"

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Author: Mint state

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

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Author: Violet trailer park

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Mint state

What do you mean what?

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Author: Histrionic cyan forum potus

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Mint state

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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: honey-headed sound barrier main people

He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29130493)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: vengeful flirting theater



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Date: January 21st, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: ultramarine hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29651136)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: effete jap dysfunction

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:59 AM
Author: Chocolate meetinghouse mexican



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Author: vivacious gold tank



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: rambunctious citrine roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29741595)



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Author: doobsian black woman



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Date: May 24th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Galvanic silver trust fund

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#30548098)



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Date: April 24th, 2021 2:14 AM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker

Meriwether, not Meriwhether

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#42340681)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: bipolar chapel



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bronze Shitlib Institution

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Date: January 5th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Frum Spectacular Gaming Laptop



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Date: February 19th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: ruddy provocative generalized bond immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32654963)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating Copper Puppy



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bronze Shitlib Institution

this is probably the best poast I've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32655683)



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Snowy Legend



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Low-t Sticky University



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible theatre mental disorder



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Principal's Office Brethren



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Date: April 24th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible theatre mental disorder



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle



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Author: Lake field feces



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 2:41 AM
Author: poppy boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32682455)



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: chartreuse adventurous wagecucks

That young man had a future before this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32682459)



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: sickened associate mad cow disease



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Author: anal karate prole



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Date: June 30th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: hyperventilating double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#33680265)



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Date: September 11th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: insecure primrose international law enforcement agency private investor



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Light background story

why would you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772550)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: orchid sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772568)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: hyperventilating double fault



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Thirsty costumed headpube



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830771)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle high-end abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830873)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: dashing area personal credit line



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Date: January 18th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: bipolar chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#35182650)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#35193896)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring reading party parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#35194211)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 8:25 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Principal's Office Brethren



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Principal's Office Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#35720411)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Beta unholy haunted graveyard orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36609600)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Drab National Security Agency Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36609602)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Sexy Topaz Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36609626)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Mewling Stag Film Really Tough Guy



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Date: October 4th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Mustard Bat Shit Crazy Base Sandwich



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Date: October 4th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Motley garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36958405)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:51 AM
Author: sadistic theater stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38198616)



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Date: May 31st, 2019 2:46 PM
Author: Irradiated hilarious gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38320028)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: buck-toothed magical house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40128463)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: Flesh Electric Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40128486)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 12:01 PM
Author: bespoke bright stage round eye



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Date: May 1st, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Cobalt corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40129153)



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Author: Slate curious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40129196)



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Date: June 14th, 2020 6:29 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40416510)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958312)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:03 AM
Author: Slate curious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958423)



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Author: Lake field feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41066010)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: dun laughsome locus jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41066044)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:05 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352138)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Free-loading cerise pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352167)



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Date: April 11th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Mustard Bat Shit Crazy Base Sandwich



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Author: Vigorous Salmon Hospital



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Author: Multi-colored Lime Water Buffalo



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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker



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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: stimulating school cafeteria goyim



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Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#42516272)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 12:39 AM
Author: henna abnormal boltzmann

I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43672062)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker

ty for noticing

I also corrected some other errors, like "with with no job" and "Meriwhether"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470779)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Erotic Mind-boggling Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43389033)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: demanding lascivious becky



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Mustard Bat Shit Crazy Base Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43716117)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Charcoal parlor death wish

i think about this often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44155676)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470795)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:34 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle

like, once a month or more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080833)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lime Water Buffalo



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:43 PM
Author: avocado excitant church building codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44155713)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Principal's Office Brethren



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:34 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: wonderful space keepsake machete



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:10 AM
Author: buck-toothed magical house



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: indecent kitty



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Author: ivory box office



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: carmine goal in life whorehouse

I wail before the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41407456)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Violet trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882158)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Impressive degenerate heaven

Just say:

Race realism

Neoreaction

Men's Rights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882159)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Marvelous pontificating address



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: sinister deer antler lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688916)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Jet underhanded people who are hurt striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27262857)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470792)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: iridescent skinny woman

Having this on resume is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

explain please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: iridescent skinny woman

Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. They only care if you can do the work they need done and if you can communicate better than an XO aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: iridescent skinny woman

"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and baking pastries!!! Let's get him in here!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Mint state

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882296)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Talented sick kitchen

That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk about, leads to better interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Floppy Library Pistol

You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what lies you put on your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Violet trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882248)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Turquoise Point

Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: razzle crackhouse circlehead

Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Appetizing nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: brilliant duck-like hominid church

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Stirring Community Account

Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the interests are fake-ish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: brilliant duck-like hominid church

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: trip azn stead

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: bipolar chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: brilliant duck-like hominid church

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Cracking mother site

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: iridescent skinny woman

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: amber odious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy macaca crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Mint state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Cracking mother site

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Bearded emerald spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Azure persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: drunken charismatic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Obsidian Twisted Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Hairless wine sex offender place of business

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Nofapping public bath gunner

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: brilliant duck-like hominid church

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: Comical Home Cuck

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Nofapping public bath gunner

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Stirring Community Account

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author:  indian lodge

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author:  indian lodge

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author:  indian lodge

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author:  dragon shrine

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author:  indian lodge

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author:  dragon shrine

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author:  indian lodge

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author:  dragon shrine

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: coral antidepressant drug

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: coral antidepressant drug

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author:  autistic liquid oxygen

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: amber odious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating Crawly Athletic Conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: razzle crackhouse circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Marvelous pontificating address

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Bearded emerald spot

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: chrome queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant idiotic fortuitous meteor

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Beta unholy haunted graveyard orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: submissive plaza coldplay fan

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Big Bistre Juggernaut

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: White aromatic school

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: hairraiser dopamine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Mewling Stag Film Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Buff

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Violet trailer park

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: White aromatic school

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Startling Milk

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: Jade soggy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Frisky sable ape

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: milky balding fat ankles

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Pungent Deranged Electric Furnace Windowlicker

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Jade soggy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sepia

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author:  well-lubricated

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: razzle crackhouse circlehead

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Rusted Gay Wizard

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Marvelous pontificating address

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sepia

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic fear-inspiring marketing idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author:  hyperactive filthpig

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Light background story

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: splenetic yarmulke

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: misanthropic sienna



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: disgusting exciting ticket booth

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated hilarious gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: 

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Irradiated hilarious gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Obsidian Twisted Multi-billionaire

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author:  dull incel nowag

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author:  stock car

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: umber federal

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Flushed pocket flask

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Light background story

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: Light background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: Nighttime fighting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Principal's Office Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author:  swollen depressive

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Insane Dead Indirect Expression
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500292)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author:  jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Zippy voyeur

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed gay cuckold preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: splenetic yarmulke

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author: Startled Giraffe

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: ebony nibblets

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: self-centered idiot psychic

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2#47500308)