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Date: July 30th, 2014 3:00 AM Author: unholy disrespectful dilemma I'm at a regional office of a biglaw firm. Just found out we no-offered all 4 of our summers because they were "weird." I didn't talk to them all summer because I'm over it, but how the fuck did recruiting fuck up that bad that not 1 of the 4 summers was likeable enough to bring on board. We typically do 100% offers, and we've been hiring tons of laterals because we're so busy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26027169) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 5:11 AM Author: Rebellious Church Building Pisswyrm "weird" is a shitty reason. This is the sort of thing I'm talking about when I say that American corporate culture is more rigid than ever: if you don't fit in on various mostly irrelevant dimensions, you're fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26027381) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 5:15 AM Author: 180 brunch telephone one weird summer > one wrong move > foreverpwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26027387) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 5:25 AM Author: Rebellious Church Building Pisswyrm cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26027406) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: galvanic forum (weirdo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26029561) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:12 PM Author: maize laughsome home marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031435) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Rebellious Church Building Pisswyrm Exactly, this isn't little league, this is a law firm--focused on making money. You're probably better off with a weirdo than a semi-incompetent. However, this sort of fit matters more than it used to be. I suspect that America is more conformist in this way at least partly because of the very slack labor market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031474) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: maize laughsome home marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031806) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 10:01 PM Author: Rebellious Church Building Pisswyrm You may be correct--maybe I'm wrong that it's more profitable to keep a weirdo. Nevertheless, proves my point about the increasing rigidity of American corporate culture. The nature of business today is different and actually less tolerant of weirdness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031896) |
Date: July 30th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: Domesticated fear-inspiring elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26029520) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: beta rough-skinned church I was working 30k shitlaw with a boomer boss who couldn't use a computer so he made me solicit resumes for my replacement when I quit and one of the applicants was a top 5% t14 no offered summer. I gave his resume to my boss. He threw it in the trash. He interviewed a Cooley grad the next day. |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 4:30 PM Author: Domesticated fear-inspiring elastic band Fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26029962) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 8:50 PM Author: Brindle bossy chapel Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031265) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:04 PM Author: Outnumbered stirring school cafeteria hominid but i went to a t14, he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031364) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Sticky rigpig corner Blatant flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031508) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Crystalline tattoo wagecucks At least he didn't make it a sitting SCOTUS justice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071053) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Deep shitlib legend fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031514) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: sooty son of senegal obviously this is flame, but there's a nugget of truth here. my uncle is partner at a shitlaw firm in are country and says he wouldn't even consider hiring HLS or YLS grads because 1) he knows they probably wouldn't stay and 2) he thinks they're all pricks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071104) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: Poppy doobsian antidepressant drug I had a friend who told me about a summer at her firm who was aspie beyond belief. Among other bizarre behavior, he apparently didn't show up for work for three days without telling anyone. When he came back and people asked where he had been, he said he was too busy to come to work because he was "cooking." Sometimes it's hard to tell how aspie a person really is after just a couple short interviews. If someone is so aspie that they will randomly decide not to come to work, there isn't really an alternative to cutting them loose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031175) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: Mischievous Pearly Foreskin We had a super aspie. Like would not know when to talk in a conversation bad, walks really weird while violently swinging arms in perfect precision with hands completely flat, not wearing matching clothing at all. T14 top 2%, 4.0 top UG. SA got an offer and will fit in just fine with the other misfit toys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031249) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 8:50 PM Author: bearded violet international law enforcement agency mexican MODS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031261) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Mischievous Pearly Foreskin Lol. I changed enough to make it non-outable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031352) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: unholy disrespectful dilemma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071009) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: Mahogany Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071031) |
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Date: July 30th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: fragrant dog poop what city are u in? i think I know this person (will not out u or the firm u tho breh) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26031444) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:45 AM Author: sooty son of senegal of course every XO poaster is friends with every other complete aspie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071128) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 1:11 AM Author: Lemon Prole Drunkard works in Philly which has no actual top biglaw shops, but he definitely had the highest GPA in UVA history bro. he could have clerked for SCOTUS or worked at WLRK, he just didn't feel like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071335) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: flushed geriatric institution Got no-offered a few years ago, very likely for fit. I have come to see it as a blessing: I truly was a bad fit and neither myself nor the firm would have benefited from me being there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071138) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:49 AM Author: haunting alpha school Did u find another job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071150) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:50 AM Author: flushed geriatric institution Eventually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071152) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:52 AM Author: Naked Headpube Box Office props for keeping a positive attitude i guess, but being no offered for "fit" is basically a law firm telling you that your personality is complete shit -- to the extent that you stand about amongst a group of socially inept lawyers in your social ineptness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071171) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:53 AM Author: unholy disrespectful dilemma cr. all our "fit" no offers were fucking weirdos that we hated, and they did shit work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071180) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:54 AM Author: flushed geriatric institution I'm a round peg and biglaw is a square hole. I'm in a place that is more tolerant of round pegs now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071184) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:54 AM Author: Effete twinkling uncleanness LOL like BigLaw gives a FUCK what shape your hole is. It will fuck it into conformity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071193) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 1:01 AM Author: Naked Headpube Box Office there are tons of ppl for whom biglaw is a square hole/round peg situation. but it's almost always the peg that realizes the problem before the hole. for biglaw to have detected you to be a terrible fit within just a few weeks means that you presented yourself so badly to a critical mass of people you interacted with that there was no doubt in their minds that you would fail. that's hard to do. did the experience cause you to undergo any self-reflection about how you could come across so poorly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631760&forum_id=2#26071250) |
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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:54 AM Author: Effete twinkling uncleanness I got no-offered once. I think it was the right decision.
I also no-interviewed Skadden (cancelled interview), which was also the right decision. |