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Everytime I want to quit biglaw, I think about people in Shitlaw

I have seriously resolved to quit this job so many times. T...
low-t at-the-ready bawdyhouse boltzmann
  08/02/14
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Boyish sickened elastic band
  08/02/14
wow this is a really introspective post. it's almost like yo...
Turquoise razzmatazz station
  08/02/14
unnecessary but humorous
idiotic opaque circlehead
  08/02/14
I laughed.
low-t at-the-ready bawdyhouse boltzmann
  08/02/14
it is in the running for poast of the month (of course, it i...
Charcoal Awkward Laser Beams
  08/02/14
its a commentary on how shit the legal profession is
Lemon Crackhouse Place Of Business
  08/02/14
lol
demanding quadroon locus
  08/02/14
donny....
nubile box office death wish
  09/16/14
...
Federal goyim
  09/16/14
18000000000
mewling lake library ratface
  09/16/14
tyft
Laughsome Halford
  09/16/14
fucking laughing out loud at this one
Self-absorbed center
  09/16/14
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Apoplectic insanely creepy garrison love of her life
  09/16/14
the happiest lawyers i know are shitlaw criminal defense dud...
Federal goyim
  09/16/14
Lol at low stress but otherwise cr
mewling lake library ratface
  09/16/14
i think the guys i know have a little more support structure...
Federal goyim
  09/16/14
hustling for clients is the most 180 part about shitlaw. The...
Appetizing dark parlour
  09/16/14
this is in line with my solo crim law friends. One guy has t...
Self-absorbed center
  09/16/14
having people's freedom in your hands seems really chill
dashing corn cake
  09/16/14
i doubt too many criminal defense bros are losing sleep worr...
Federal goyim
  09/16/14
Very very few criminal attorneys handle only criminal cases....
Appetizing dark parlour
  09/16/14
wait what, the other shitlaw thread said they all make 80-12...
bateful erotic new version
  09/16/14
Fuck. Me too. There's a girl that was only ranked like 4 peo...
motley sooty therapy
  09/16/14
Could make this an HBO miniseries: Scared Straight
Mahogany titillating abode
  09/16/14
? why is shitlaw the only alternative
Saffron base
  09/16/14


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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: low-t at-the-ready bawdyhouse boltzmann

I have seriously resolved to quit this job so many times. Time and time again I end up meeting or hearing about a friend of a friend who is stuck in shitlaw essentially doing the same shit for a quarter my salary (I literally cannot comprehend how people work these hours for 40k), and then feel like an asshole and cannot bring myself to quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Boyish sickened elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049180)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Turquoise razzmatazz station

wow this is a really introspective post. it's almost like you concluded something about your life, but then you considered other variables. have you considered publishing your memoirs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047625)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: idiotic opaque circlehead

unnecessary but humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047631)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: low-t at-the-ready bawdyhouse boltzmann

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047644)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Charcoal Awkward Laser Beams

it is in the running for poast of the month (of course, it is only the 2nd, but i laughed like a motherfucker too)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049102)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Lemon Crackhouse Place Of Business

its a commentary on how shit the legal profession is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049185)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: demanding quadroon locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049316)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: nubile box office death wish

donny....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340576)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Federal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340587)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: mewling lake library ratface

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340630)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Halford

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340648)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center

fucking laughing out loud at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340712)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic insanely creepy garrison love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340967)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Federal goyim

the happiest lawyers i know are shitlaw criminal defense dudes. it's easy, they have hilarious stories, and low stress/lots of flexibility. they seem to make decent money eventually. i kind of look at them with envy but i'm not ready to try it out yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340592)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: mewling lake library ratface

Lol at low stress but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340636)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Federal goyim

i think the guys i know have a little more support structure around them than you, but fair.

still, they are by far the most relaxed lawyers i know and spend the least amount of time working. most of them are home and not thinking about work by early afternoon every day if they don't have any trial shit happening, which seems rare. it seems like once you are in a position where you are not hustling for clients all the time and have decent staff, that's where the chill lifestyle really sets in. i don't know anything about what it's like if you're less established or really out on your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340671)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing dark parlour

hustling for clients is the most 180 part about shitlaw. There's a lot of stress because there's really no training. I'm at a relatively established shitlaw firm and they rarely give me direction. I stay up at night thinking I committed malpractice on the civil cases I handle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340709)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed center

this is in line with my solo crim law friends. One guy has this exact lifestyle, making six figs and is home by 3pm most days. I'm sure it can be stressful, but he has a good gig. Has hilarious stories, every day is an adventure.

Another friend of mine was at a firm for a long time, got shitcanned, then went solo crim defense. Loves it, says getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340733)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: dashing corn cake

having people's freedom in your hands seems really chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340649)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Federal goyim

i doubt too many criminal defense bros are losing sleep worrying about underserving the freedom interests of their 99% guilty clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340682)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Appetizing dark parlour

Very very few criminal attorneys handle only criminal cases. But criminal defense bros have to stay up worrying about fucking up a case to cover their own asses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340713)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: bateful erotic new version

wait what, the other shitlaw thread said they all make 80-120K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340641)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: motley sooty therapy

Fuck. Me too. There's a girl that was only ranked like 4 people below me and she's in bottom of the line insurance defense at a firm that churns through associates. I think of her and I'm scared straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340955)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating abode

Could make this an HBO miniseries: Scared Straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340992)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: Saffron base

?

why is shitlaw the only alternative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340996)