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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:29 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Curious Indigo Puppy



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

Why so stressful

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: Titillating Wine Stock Car Persian

What'd you do to piss her off this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115396)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Curious Indigo Puppy



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

How long u been married

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Curious Indigo Puppy

Between 5 and 10 years

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Titillating Wine Stock Car Persian

LOL. The last time my wife was super pissed, I had come home drunk and passed out on the kitchen table like Homer J.

She left for 24 hours on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115437)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing Self-absorbed Blood Rage Church Building

180

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
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that was a good one.

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2020 7:07 PM
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Gay posse, as a homosexual, you don’t have a wife

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: ocher galvanic cuckoldry roast beef

lol, did she throw another tantrum about throwing the infant into daycare?

"wah! my life as a SAHM is toooooo hard!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115448)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
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Date: September 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed turdskin

Just got paperless, breh

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

10-15 minutes. usually surf xo or listen to sports. you'd be surprised how often "traffic was just terrible"

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Date: August 12th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

You don't even have to be married to experience this. Just live long enough with a netflix gf and you will be OP one day realizing the only peace you find is the few minutes in the garage or driveway that separates Hell at work from Hell at home.

Sorry to hear this OP. I hope you believe me when I say I'm not rubbing it in, but when I arrive home I RUN inside to fire up the vape, grab an ice cold beer, and start poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115461)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: navy pit

Just recently came to the conclusion that this is true. Seriously considering never marrying/having kids at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115595)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: jet disturbing theater stage

I've had some bad relationships, out of them now, but I decided to never get married/have kids. Maybe when I'm legit old, but for now I just do what I want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115659)



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: navy pit

This is the path I'm going down. I don't really see myself loving again after this. Might eventually marry a nice girl who treats me right but is otherwise average looking and shitty in bed. At this point, that's probably the best I can hope for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115708)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:04 AM
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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Carmine Godawful Goal In Life Weed Whacker

I'm still planning to have kids, but the last sentence of your poast gave me serious pause about doing so for the first time in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500080)



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Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

My wife is 180 I just don't want to see her face until 9 or 10pm. I think it would be awesome if we were in a long distance marriage

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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Provocative Toilet Seat



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Transparent Gas Station

Would it be awesome if during that long distance marriage she was getting some close distance dick from her coworker Thad?

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Date: August 12th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 20th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle-dazzle fanboi

"Hi, I'm Thad," Chad lisped as he adjusted his boner while reading about Eric Holder's speech to the Ferguson protesters

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Date: November 4th, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: Transparent Gas Station



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Blue Crackhouse Karate

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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine idea he suggested

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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: crimson stubborn pozpig



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: primrose jap yarmulke

Seriously. I'll wait before going in if I'm finishing a story/song/podcast/etc but I'm genuinely stoked to get home and see my wifey even though we've been together for a billion years.

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Date: August 30th, 2016 7:27 AM
Author: black aggressive french chef

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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Hairless office

My notions about the value of the institution of marriage were seriously questioned at a young age. Just starting out in life I was seduced by, and had a lengthy affair with, a married woman. Until that time I had seen my own parents' marriage struggling to survive- they made it work, but it clearly took Herculean efforts on their part.

After the woman I was having an affair with and I were found out by her husband, his response was like, "You dumb ass! (to her) **I need you to sign off on my tax returns every year. Your getting caught doing this makes me wonder whether you're even fit to be my kept bitch anymore, ah hem, excuse me, my well provided for bride whom I adore**

I thought, Damn this husband and wife have got the whole marriage thing figured out. There was little physical intimacy in their marriage but they were mutually beholden to one another, and tolerably happy, for the most part. I contrasted that with what I had seen of marriage in my parents, and the so called sanctity of the institution was no more.



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: multi-colored temple

If I could find a financially secure woman, I think this situation would be good.

I would just not come home until 1am and she was asleep. It was a running joke when I was a summer that I slept in the office, but really I was just there all the time so I did not have to see my wife.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: chartreuse legend hell

R u non trad? Why'd you marry so young, if not.

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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: adventurous nofapping box office idiot

This is sad.

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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Dashing Self-absorbed Blood Rage Church Building



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Date: August 13th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Crotch



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Date: August 12th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: aqua deer antler trust fund

lol I just realized that my dad used to do this all the time. He'd have the radio blaring in his car while sitting in the driveway after arriving home. He told us that he wanted to hear the entire news report or listen to a call on a talk show before he turned off the car. I used to run out to the car and bang on the window and yell "Daddy, come inside!" lol, I never suspected that the sweet old man just wanted to get the fuck away from me and my family.

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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

*sits in station wagon wearing polyester pants and a short sleeve button down shirt with a maroon clip on tie*

*takes a few harsh swigs of popov out of the discreet pint blending in with the vinyl interior*

*takes out pocket comb and gives the comb over a couple strokes and touches up the mustache*

*walks to door, holds the knob for a beat, rolls eyes and enters house of misery*

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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

lolol 180

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic Supple Keepsake Machete Doctorate



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Date: September 11th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Excitant maize field



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Date: November 4th, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Transparent Gas Station

180

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Date: July 29th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Boyish Citrine Knife



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: spectacular whorehouse

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Boyish Citrine Knife



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Dashing Self-absorbed Blood Rage Church Building

Fuck,just realized my dad did this too

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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House



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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

this was everybody's dad my friend, everybody's.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: zombie-like hissy fit



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Date: August 30th, 2016 4:05 AM
Author: diverse yellow abode

mine did. then one day he forgot to come inside

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Author: hateful vivacious tank



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Excitant maize field



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Crotch



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Date: August 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Cerise Passionate Dragon Travel Guidebook



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Date: August 12th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 13th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: diverse yellow abode

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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Twisted Mildly Autistic Jewess



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: angry range

wtf. it doesnt have to be this bad.



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:44 AM
Author: drab embarrassed to the bone azn haunted graveyard

holy shitz... thread of the year candidate.... god damns

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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Burgundy address

fuck brother. fuck. some seRRious Qs:

how long had you been dating before marriage? how long have you been married? how long into the marriage before it became like this?

can you imagine being married to ANYONE, under ANY set of circumstances, and having the marriage NOT devolve to this point?

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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

dated 4 years prior to marriage, 1 year, the day i moved in

If I married a woman 22-24 that doesn't make any money I could probably stave off the dissolution for several years but at some point around 30 she will make me wanna stay in the car for 10-15min upon arriving home no matter how cheerful she was or is



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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: Burgundy address

How many times do you fuck/week?

~How old were you both when you got married?

Would you do it (get married at that age) again? If not, would you just wait longer, or would you be a bachelor 4 lyfe?

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: bateful clown shitlib

plz respond.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

about .75 times a week

mid 30s

if i could, i would prefer to get married at 40, but i would still marry the same broad

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: bateful clown shitlib

Why did you get married (any peer pressure, chick preggers at the time, wanted to have kids)? u guys have kids yet?

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

because i literally couldn't do any better than a objective 7.5 (in make up), with a banging bod, who is cheerful, smart as a whip and makes several times the salary that i do.

kids on da way

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: Burgundy address

ty for responding to my pestering Qs my dude. if not too intrusive/personal, plz objectively RATE the chances you will divorce.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

i think there is a very small likelihood we would get divorced. She gets on my nerves a lot, but all women do

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Date: August 13th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: rambunctious locale

I carpool with my wife.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 13th, 2014 11:07 AM
Author: Chrome apoplectic goyim prole

You poor tortured soul.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: mahogany mad-dog skullcap senate

:(

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Date: August 13th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Spruce telephone space

how do you deal with this shit?

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Date: August 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

devastating

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Date: January 8th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dark Stag Film Personal Credit Line

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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: chestnut thriller school cafeteria

Are you still married?

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Date: August 13th, 2014 5:53 PM
Author: arousing stage candlestick maker

more than any other thread, this one has me questioning the whole idea of getting married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121385)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

Luckily I got out of my marriage after a year and a half. Best thing that ever happened to me. I never had to do the wait-in-the-car thing because I got home from law school before she got home from work.

If I was watching TV when she walked in the door she would start an argument with me, usually over how lazy I am. I could hear her coming in through the outside gate which gave me enough time to jump up, turn off the TV and start washing dishes. That prolonged the inevitable argument every night for up to an hour.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: arousing stage candlestick maker

fuck bro. no kids, also?

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

Nope. I'm unscathed.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: arousing stage candlestick maker

nice work.

the image of some guy just sitting in his car, staring at the garage door before going in...it's very depressing. Almost like out of a Cheever short story or something.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

sounds like she was really a witch, how come you didn't retaliate when she accuse you of being lazy

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

I did. Just prolongs the argument.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

I hear ya, bro, but you have to trust me that it was a hopeless situation. I just remembered something about her. She wanted to start jogging to get into shape and wanted me to go running with her. So one day we go out running and I'm following behind her. She was jogging so fucking slow I was LITERALLY WALKING behind her. She turned around quickly before I could get back into my fake jog, and was raging pissed off at me. I think I blacked the rest of the night out of my memory.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

She sounds like an absolutely awful person

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Stirring Silver House

It wasn't that she was a bad person. She was just really unhappy. I moved her out here from the east coast and only married her due to pressure from her parents to get them off my back.

She was a modern dancer, that was her college major, and when we got out here she joined this feminazi dance troupe. The dances I'd go watch at our undergrad was actually pretty cool. I honestly enjoyed them. This feminazi group though was torture. I remember this one dance where a girl did a solo dance around a ten foot tall prop tampon. It was supposed to be funny.

One of these shows I brought a friend of mine so I didn't have to sit through the shit alone. During the first intermission we ordered a beer and were still drinking it when the second act started. We just stayed put drinking our beer in the lobby area and were still drinking beer when they broke for the 2nd intermission. Someone said, "Hey, you guys got out here fast!"

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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: stimulating dilemma

Look, I just want to say your stuff is the best stuff I've read in a long time. It's so funny and I'm so happy you got out of that boring-ass sham of an arrangement called marriage.

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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: bright heaven police squad

SECOND intermission of that shit?!

Good lord

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: razzle black woman therapy

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Date: September 3rd, 2016 1:44 AM
Author: brilliant nubile patrolman

My whole life, every woman I've been close to eventually won't stfu about how I'm a lazy POS: my mom, my then fiance, multiple gfs. Despite my cushing "laziness" I've been able to creat a life that is ten times better than any of them were able to make for themselves. Funny how that works.

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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:42 PM
Author: Comical scourge upon the earth faggotry



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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: onyx party of the first part

why do women insist on poisoning everything around themselves with their unhappiness

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Date: April 6th, 2019 12:49 PM
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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: brilliant nubile patrolman

I came very close to getting married but I now know this will never ever happen. Threads like this confirm that decision.

Though it never come to this, I can relate to the feeling of sitting in the driveway/garage because there were times my fiance made me absolutely miserable.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 6:55 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

Did u get your ring back

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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: brilliant nubile patrolman

old thread I know, but yes

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: snowy gaming laptop electric furnace

this. i still want kids though. regular sex was nice but not worth having a wife.

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Irate Cerebral Filthpig Queen Of The Night

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Heady center

how do you wife-less bros plan to deal with social situations where it's a bunch of couples and then you're the old dude w/ no bitch?

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: snowy gaming laptop electric furnace

bring a gf

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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: ocher galvanic cuckoldry roast beef

i know a bunch of unhappy married dudes IRL but i think xoxo just attracts a misanthropic, broken type who prob has no biz getting married in the first place, no matter how great the woman is. however, it does sound like some of you were/are married to awful women. i feel sorry for you guys.

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Date: August 13th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: snowy gaming laptop electric furnace

you're just trying to be optimistic b/c ur getting married soon. your husband will tire of you soon.

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Date: September 11th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: Sienna affirmative action

maybe she can gun her way to being a good wife. e.g. robotic repetition of sloppy enthusiastic blowjobs. worked for piano

edit:nvm this is nutella, who rations out the nutt's per week. whatever her equivalent is, hidden wine taverns or w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311463)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: domesticated low-t trump supporter national

how many marriages end in divorce. how many more should?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147233)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dark Stag Film Personal Credit Line

Lmao at homeless.

Only 60 more years like this to go, lil bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121950)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: Purple windowlicker

I have never felt this way. Everyone needs space, but my wife is almost never unpleasant to be around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122021)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded vermilion immigrant indian lodge

[widower]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122036)



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Date: August 13th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Purple windowlicker

Married for 7 years bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26122044)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Impressive Boiling Water

Lol, pictured this dude having a drink alone staring at the barrels in his living room that contain his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147170)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Impressive Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147262)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: ivory cuckold place of business

Having young kids makes coming home 180. Kids are genuinely thrilled to see you come home each night. My three kids run for door at full speed screaming "Daddy's home!!!" and jockying for who gets to get the first hug. Highpoint of my day many days. I rush home for it.

Of course, they'll eventually become angsty pre-teen assholes, but it's great for now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147179)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: Big really tough guy jew

cr. it does piss my wife off to no end that babbydood screams at her all day then i come home and there is just unmitigated joy on its face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147477)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Dashing Self-absorbed Blood Rage Church Building

Pwnd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26232908)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle-dazzle fanboi

"My three kids run for door at full speed screaming "Daddy's home!!!" and jockying for who gets to get the first bad touch."

Fuckin sick dude what's wrong with you

EDIT: nice edit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171813)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Dashing Self-absorbed Blood Rage Church Building

I remember doing that to my pops. He musta thought it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26232907)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Cream Useless Brakes

i didn't have a "pops" :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26232920)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz organic girlfriend library

(black guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500071)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Contagious love of her life

CR. It's also hilarious the stray day you walk into the middle of a toddler meltdown and then immediately the kid's mood does a complete 180. The mix of relief and resentment on her face is one of the best feelings in a marriage. I think that only works if you both actually love your kids though, so probably wouldn't apply to 99% of XO poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26647297)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

this underrated. my kid acts completely chill around me and fucking goes ape shit with the old lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#36106358)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease

Cr, but when we had 2 kids under 2 it was fucking all misery no joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500056)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease

I take it back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280068)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Lime mad cow disease

3 kids under 5....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972498)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: disrespectful locus

purposely didn't click on this thread the first time i saw it because i wanted to let it marinate and develop its flavor.

i was so right.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171708)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

U got some impressive restraint my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171847)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Curious Indigo Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171939)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

Sat in the my driveway 40 minutes today listening to sports radio. I'm surprised my wife didn't call me around minute number 15 to ask what I was doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26310914)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Topaz Exciting Gaping

She used that time to make sure Darnell was safely out the back door (pun intended).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311125)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 3:58 AM
Author: slippery state mother

That's more of a double entendre than a pun, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296426)



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Date: September 11th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: Sienna affirmative action

bump 4 twisty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311467)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: diverse yellow abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26691584)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: unholy business firm friendly grandma

I only do this if there's something interesting on the radio as I roll in the garage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#27500113)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: maroon trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30277995)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 6:15 AM
Author: diverse yellow abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278352)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: bright heaven police squad

Can't. Wife comes out and screams at me to take the kid now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278610)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Racy lavender cuck rehab

(hillary supporter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278702)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: 180 cordovan station quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279966)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: balding home hominid

I'm wondering if I belong here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278969)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: dull awkward newt shrine

you know it's grim when gay racist bodybuilders have better marriages than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279021)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: balding home hominid

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279038)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Bossy theatre

LOL i did the exact same thing in high school. I'd get off work, and get super stoned before going over to my GFs house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279110)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: concupiscible greedy market laser beams

I work all day at a job that is completely meaningless (BIGLAW!!!). I drive an hour to and from home to get there each day. The job pays very well, so who the fuck cares. After an hour-long commune, I jump the fuck out of the car and race into the house. I am greeted by the smiling faces of two small boys that love me and think I am fucking superman. My wife also had a long day at work, but she smiles at me and gives me a hug, and says (with nothing but genuine sincerity) that she is happy to see me. We eat dinner together and then we spend time together as a family. Getting home is the best part of any day.

You sit in a car. You are doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279274)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: maroon trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279300)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: balding home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279931)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: Bossy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30279948)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

(Good little cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280150)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: odious twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280248)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed trip sweet tailpipe

Sometimes when I get home my wife will sneak me in pst the kids so we can go up stairs for a few moments before the kids bombard me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280288)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Salmon casino fortuitous meteor

LJL at your shitty commute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281646)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Dark Stag Film Personal Credit Line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281654)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Cracking Anal Striped Hyena

tcr.

the most important decision you make in life is not your career, or what you eat, it's who you marry. my wife is 180. thank god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281765)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed trip sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30281772)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: wild histrionic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296629)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Mischievous marvelous reading party messiness

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972512)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded generalized bond

This thread gets me every fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280225)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Comical scourge upon the earth faggotry

Lol, my dad used to honk from the garage and have my mom and siblings and i come out to listen to the cool/funny thing that was on the radio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280294)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Lilac Motley Nibblets Principal's Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280366)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: sepia metal sanctuary kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049345)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: hairraiser people who are hurt antidepressant drug

0. I generally pick my wife up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280354)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: Lilac Motley Nibblets Principal's Office

Oh it is you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280374)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Lilac Motley Nibblets Principal's Office

This thread makes me feel better about my dad not being around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30280372)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 7:28 AM
Author: black aggressive french chef

this thread, like many other, makes me SO GLAD I'M INTO DOODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296667)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: pea-brained becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31295810)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 4:02 AM
Author: diverse yellow abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31296428)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: diverse yellow abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31298735)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:51 AM
Author: shimmering hall

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326024)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: shimmering hall

10 mins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326056)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Comical scourge upon the earth faggotry

what do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#31326066)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Irate Cerebral Filthpig Queen Of The Night

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#32972502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Wonderful round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34597995)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Tan native roommate

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34598018)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Floppy indecent spot double fault

Jfc I'm never getting married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34598272)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: glittery sadistic plaza stain

Dudes who do this: is there anything that would make you stop & want to enter home immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34598285)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Boyish Citrine Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#34783884)



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Date: April 29th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Boyish Citrine Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#35947070)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Boyish Citrine Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#36881532)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: Impertinent Vibrant Headpube

When I was married I would grab a shooter of flavorerd vodka from the corner liquor store and down it in the lobby of my building and wait 5-10min playing on my phone , waiting for it to kick in before going upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049430)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: appetizing sex offender lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049577)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 1:06 PM
Author: Big-titted stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9a34xfL32Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38049449)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Gaped ticket booth gay wizard

Wow. Pathetic. This thread makes me love my wife and baby more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#38720889)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Comical scourge upon the earth faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#39854148)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 6:43 PM
Author: Lascivious costumed liquid oxygen parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#39854166)



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Date: March 23rd, 2023 12:26 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#46086560)