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Taking Qs on my OKCupid experience so far (Ugly Short Guys Fucke

Been on the site for a few weeks. I'm 5'7 with 3.5 facial ae...
Vivacious pocket flask
  08/21/14
Despite all this, you're doing better than you were before I...
Big Offensive French Chef
  08/21/14
Depends. Sometimes when I'm on a date with an obese girl, I ...
Vivacious pocket flask
  08/21/14
Well at least you have friends. And whatevs man, treat fat c...
Big Offensive French Chef
  08/21/14
circlehead?
brindle gaming laptop
  08/21/14
more like oval
Vivacious pocket flask
  08/21/14
reminder: looks dont matter as much for guys. just be funny ...
violent sadistic hospital fortuitous meteor
  08/21/14
only when it comes to meeting girls IRL, and being short is ...
Vivacious pocket flask
  08/21/14
why not lie and say 5'9 and cop an overhead shot to increase...
mewling goal in life
  08/21/14
that would get me more messages, but at some point to get la...
Vivacious pocket flask
  08/21/14
Almost all of these girls are lying and calling themselves a...
mewling goal in life
  08/21/14
lol. 2.5" is just too much. I do have very carefully...
Vivacious pocket flask
  08/21/14


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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

Been on the site for a few weeks. I'm 5'7 with 3.5 facial aesthetics.

Like last time, I get desperate at the beginning and message ugly fatties because that's the best I think I can do. Later I realize I can do a little better and feel pathetic for going on dates with the ugly fatties.

Talls and chads, look at what online dating is like for a wizard:

So far I've lined up a few dates and gone on one

1) Went on a date with a boring fat ginger. Dropped $60 on cocktails and she didn't even offer to split. LJL at this feminist. She told me about all the times she's gotten sick in the last year and her travels to Latin America.

2) Lined up a date with a chubby but cute Jewess with amazing tits. The main problem is that she's an hour drive away, and we live in a major metro so it's not like she has no other options. We'll see

3) Having drinks with a THIN 5/10 on Monday. She's 1 year older than me but I'm pretty excited for this. My excitement is tempered by the fact that I'm probably not her best option and she doesn't put out until date 6 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176376)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Big Offensive French Chef

Despite all this, you're doing better than you were before Internet dating though right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176384)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

Depends. Sometimes when I'm on a date with an obese girl, I really don't think I'm making myself any happier. Like I wouldn't be able to show pics of girl #1 to my friends without feeling embarrassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176402)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Big Offensive French Chef

Well at least you have friends. And whatevs man, treat fat chicks how you want: don't pretend you'll ever want to be seen with them, but enjoy their soft fat bods if you want and some will probably be happy to oblige. If you're just totally not into it, then don't go out with em.

Godspeed, my short ugly bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176467)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: brindle gaming laptop

circlehead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176389)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

more like oval

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176407)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: violent sadistic hospital fortuitous meteor

reminder: looks dont matter as much for guys. just be funny and in a good mood brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176397)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

only when it comes to meeting girls IRL, and being short is a big problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176406)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: mewling goal in life

why not lie and say 5'9 and cop an overhead shot to increase facial attractiveness to at least 6?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176399)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

that would get me more messages, but at some point to get laid you have to meet at which point the girl would be very turned off.

I'm more like 5'6.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176413)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:33 PM
Author: mewling goal in life

Almost all of these girls are lying and calling themselves athletic body type, right? fair is fair bro. toss in some lifts and you're good to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176421)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 12:35 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

lol. 2.5" is just too much.

I do have very carefully shot good pictures taken by a photographer friend. I'm getting a lot more attention this go around.

Last time on OKC, I went on a date with a girl who was literally pushing 300 lbs and hooked up with some mentally ill bitch who wasn't fat but kind of disgusted me. Better pictures = better options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2652248&forum_id=2#26176439)