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Pounded beers with Shia Lebouf in 2011

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decide...
startled azure forum
  10/09/14
"like" 45 minutes
startled azure forum
  04/03/15
not flame?
Big Menage Partner
  10/09/14
Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, whic...
startled azure forum
  10/09/14
This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you...
boyish ocher set fanboi
  09/03/17
pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts
vibrant pistol
  10/09/14
this is confirmed
zippy library son of senegal
  10/10/14
...
vengeful mental disorder
  10/11/14
That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink s...
brindle trailer park stock car
  10/09/14
180
startled azure forum
  10/09/14
...
Crimson Locus
  10/09/14
...
thirsty overrated liquid oxygen lodge
  10/09/14
...
Chocolate School Cafeteria Legend
  10/10/14
that little piece of shit left u with the tab? when he wa...
beady-eyed roommate
  10/09/14
He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a ...
startled azure forum
  10/09/14
theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 ...
Swashbuckling hairy legs half-breed
  10/09/14
Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up
startled azure forum
  10/09/14
not an autobot or a decepticon. even the dumb black tran...
beady-eyed roommate
  10/09/14
...
Crimson Locus
  10/09/14
he's kinda twink-ish dude
Cerebral Electric Furnace
  10/09/15
eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty mus...
alcoholic orchid pit
  01/10/20
i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the...
Dashing Aquamarine Bawdyhouse Corn Cake
  10/09/14
...
startled azure forum
  10/09/14
Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise
startled azure forum
  10/09/14
not flame?
Big Menage Partner
  10/09/14
Not flame
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me agai...
Hideous plaza
  10/09/14
...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
...
Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine
  10/10/14
So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
What did u find
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
?
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
??
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
Did u not see the NOT flame?
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
Ty
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes t...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. l...
Big Menage Partner
  10/10/14
This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if ...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimat...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
I should be a judge.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
confused how a judge is conducting cross
alcoholic orchid pit
  01/10/20
Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
lol what i literally just did this in class today
comical lilac main people
  10/10/14
No you didn't.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
not flame
comical lilac main people
  10/10/14
holy shit
stirring gaped laser beams
  10/10/14
180
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
One shot Kill
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
Now, that is funny.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME
plum lay quadroon
  10/10/14
...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
...
thirsty overrated liquid oxygen lodge
  10/10/14
...
Aromatic Flickering Hall
  09/03/17
what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drin...
heady coldplay fan
  10/10/14
Cr.
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
titcJFC
hateful international law enforcement agency
  10/10/14
assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer i...
Talented sex offender
  10/11/14
I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. Tha...
startled azure forum
  10/11/14
36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier ...
Talented sex offender
  10/11/14
That may be so....but I said not flame
startled azure forum
  10/11/14
ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NO...
Talented sex offender
  10/11/14
I'm not asian
startled azure forum
  10/11/14
sure thing boss
Talented sex offender
  10/11/14
(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)
startled azure forum
  10/11/14
i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)
Talented sex offender
  10/11/14
Brief wtf
startled azure forum
  10/11/14
...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  12/12/14
JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. ...
up-to-no-good dingle berry
  04/01/15
We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light f...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  04/02/15
...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  09/12/15
...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  11/21/15
I believe this
slimy know-it-all multi-billionaire whorehouse
  10/10/14
If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
I was being serious.
slimy know-it-all multi-billionaire whorehouse
  10/10/14
Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.
Aromatic Flickering Hall
  10/21/14
I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
18000000
Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine
  10/10/14
i enjoyed reading this 180
comical lilac main people
  10/10/14
...
Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine
  10/10/14
This fucking happened
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
I believe you bro.
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  10/10/14
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Dashing Aquamarine Bawdyhouse Corn Cake
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...
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Bearded Dysfunction Doctorate
  10/14/14
I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Bro...
pale razzle-dazzle circlehead
  10/10/14
was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it
pale razzle-dazzle circlehead
  11/21/15
...
Bearded Dysfunction Doctorate
  11/21/15
Not flame
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
flame?
pale razzle-dazzle circlehead
  10/10/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&fo...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
o nice
pale razzle-dazzle circlehead
  10/10/14
Not flame
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
Cool story. I hope its not a flame.
Talking station patrolman
  10/10/14
I was there and this is not flame.
Metal sadistic tanning salon hominid
  10/10/14
in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!
Talking station patrolman
  10/10/14
...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
This is not flame. Anyone who's gone out in the southern...
Exciting sooty feces hospital
  10/10/14
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  10/10/14
But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSI...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
I do that literally on a weekly basis.
Exciting sooty feces hospital
  10/10/14
He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro wh...
startled azure forum
  10/10/14
definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/t...
Vivacious rough-skinned immigrant pozpig
  10/15/14
180
startled azure forum
  10/15/14
...
startled azure forum
  10/11/14
Not flame
startled azure forum
  10/11/14
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plum lay quadroon
  10/11/14
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  10/16/14
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startled azure forum
  10/14/14
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Spectacular hilarious parlor juggernaut
  10/15/14
post selfie, or it's flame
mind-boggling misunderstood dilemma stain
  10/16/14
lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flam...
Lake National
  10/16/14
...
startled azure forum
  10/17/14
reminder: this is not flame
startled azure forum
  10/22/14
...
startled azure forum
  11/06/14
i just love this story, especially because its not flame.
irradiated medicated stead
  11/06/14
180
startled azure forum
  11/14/14
Whatever.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  11/14/14
Not flame
startled azure forum
  11/15/14
...
startled azure forum
  11/21/14
...
startled azure forum
  12/02/14
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Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  12/12/14
one or both of you pre-raped the other
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  02/16/15
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startled azure forum
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Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  04/02/15
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Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine
  04/03/15
http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl
Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine
  04/11/15
Is that earl near the bottom
awkward hairraiser point
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Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine
  06/29/15
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bull headed field love of her life
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thirsty overrated liquid oxygen lodge
  11/11/15
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Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine
  11/21/15
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startled azure forum
  11/21/15
Did u take this
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startled azure forum
  10/25/16
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motley copper haunted graveyard chapel
  05/25/15
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startled azure forum
  06/05/15
still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity
Charismatic kitty cat
  07/11/15
Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia...
startled azure forum
  07/11/15
Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?
green provocative double fault ratface
  07/11/15
all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic
Charismatic kitty cat
  07/11/15
Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's cl...
green provocative double fault ratface
  07/11/15
(chandler pumo) the whole story is bullshit bc of the alc...
Charismatic kitty cat
  07/11/15
Maybe this was the night http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/...
startled azure forum
  07/11/15
i LOL'd
Charismatic kitty cat
  07/11/15
well you certainly said not flame
Racy unholy really tough guy philosopher-king
  07/11/15
I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not to...
Supple yapping hunting ground
  07/11/15
Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died...
startled azure forum
  07/11/15
(guy who's full of shit)
Charismatic kitty cat
  07/11/15
You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my...
Supple yapping hunting ground
  07/11/15
(not an alcoholic) for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 ...
hyperventilating shrine
  07/11/15
Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minut...
Supple yapping hunting ground
  07/11/15
but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small t...
green provocative double fault ratface
  07/11/15
Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!...
Flesh Sanctuary
  09/12/15
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glittery fat ankles
  09/12/15
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startled azure forum
  10/09/15
shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast...
startled azure forum
  10/09/15
...
startled azure forum
  10/10/15
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motley copper haunted graveyard chapel
  10/11/15
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Excitant house-broken depressive heaven
  11/21/15
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Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  06/30/16
Not flame
startled azure forum
  06/30/16
What part isn't flame?
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  06/30/16
...
plum lay quadroon
  08/24/16
...
startled azure forum
  08/24/16
We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  08/24/16
we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast ...
startled azure forum
  08/24/16
Lol I remember that thread.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  08/24/16
Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxicatio...
startled azure forum
  08/24/16
Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  08/24/16
Literally everything here is true and has been proven on mul...
startled azure forum
  08/24/16
Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other n...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  08/24/16
Flame
titillating avocado public bath
  08/24/16
Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flam...
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  08/24/16
I don't understand
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startled azure forum
  08/24/16
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titillating avocado public bath
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DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
Electric Bisexual Ladyboy
  08/24/16
flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes
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holy shit chandler
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can i have some crypto
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olive exhilarant national security agency
  02/18/18
is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?
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  02/18/18
no
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  12/05/18
Went to laurel tavern with earl today
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  01/09/20
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mahogany self-absorbed theatre death wish
  12/18/20
this thread is essential to xo canon
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  12/18/20
i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all th...
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: startled azure forum

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decided to go to this bar called laurel tavern in studio city, we were pounding some IPAs at this small table when this guy sits down next to us alone (place was packed). He sat there silently on his phone while drinking a beer. I finish my beer, and ask the waitress for another Sierra Nevada torpedo. The guy next to me pushes me with two hands and yells "HOLY SHIT THATS MY FAVORITE BEER" and says THIS NIGHT IS ON ME. It's Shia leboof, he said his name but never said his last name or acted like he was famous. Guy orders me and my bro some more torpedoes and pounded one after another after around five beers each like 45 minutes later, we went outside for a smoke. He was not there with anyone and no one seemed to recognize him. He started pissing on a car parked on the street and then walked without aim down Ventura boulevard. I never saw him again. Me and my bro split his tab. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488390)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: startled azure forum

"like" 45 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27608232)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Big Menage Partner

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488405)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, which is why I've been hesitant to post it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488440)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: boyish ocher set fanboi

This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you some eth for the tab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128646)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: vibrant pistol

pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: zippy library son of senegal

this is confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495055)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: vengeful mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26499525)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: brindle trailer park stock car

That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488464)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: startled azure forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488538)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Crimson Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489827)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: thirsty overrated liquid oxygen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489855)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Chocolate School Cafeteria Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489940)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed roommate

that little piece of shit left u with the tab?

when he was walking away did u say anything? like "hey, where r u going u little NIGGER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488471)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: startled azure forum

He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a cigarette. I didn't say shit. I thought he was gonna come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488536)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hairy legs half-breed

theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 months or so on TMZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488554)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed roommate

not an autobot or a decepticon.

even the dumb black transformer would kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488567)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Crimson Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489828)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Electric Furnace

he's kinda twink-ish dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938102)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: alcoholic orchid pit

eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty muscular dude no way is he a twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39408251)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing Aquamarine Bawdyhouse Corn Cake

i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488568)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489839)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Big Menage Partner

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489842)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Hideous plaza

i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me again. wtf got me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489848)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489983)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489985)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: startled azure forum

What did u find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489994)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490002)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: startled azure forum

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490003)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490007)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Did u not see the NOT flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490009)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490013)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490015)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes though, bro, I don't know what you are trying to pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490062)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Big Menage Partner

i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. let's move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490072)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if you'd step back.

Mr. Chandler, you did say you, your companion and Shia LeBeouf all drank five Sierra Nevada Torpedos each in a span of 45 minutes, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490103)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimate of time. I do not know for certain how lobg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490141)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

I should be a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490149)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: alcoholic orchid pit

confused how a judge is conducting cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39409238)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and I've downed 11 fat tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490074)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: comical lilac main people

lol what i literally just did this in class today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490275)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

No you didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490298)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: comical lilac main people

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: stirring gaped laser beams

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490305)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: startled azure forum

One shot Kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490312)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Now, that is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: plum lay quadroon

HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490315)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490320)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: thirsty overrated liquid oxygen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490326)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Aromatic Flickering Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128661)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: heady coldplay fan

what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drink 5 beers in 45 minutes. I have seen someone funnel a 6 pack in like 45 seconds. JFC asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492437)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492606)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: hateful international law enforcement agency

titcJFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495252)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Talented sex offender

assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer in 45 minutes. that's the booze of drinking a half-rack or or like a dozen shots in a little over a half hour. if OP had already been drinking, his BAC would have been near the blackout zone at about the same time as old XOshia. not to mention that is a shitload of carbonated fluid to swill down. the most dedicated drunkard bros in college would have to fight to get through that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496536)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: startled azure forum

I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. That was within a 4 hour span just relaxing at home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Talented sex offender

36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier feat than 80 oz. of stronger beer in 45 minutes. if you continued at that base of consumption you would hit the deck in another half hour even if you weighted 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496575)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: startled azure forum

That may be so....but I said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496583)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Talented sex offender

ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NOWAG dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496608)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: startled azure forum

I'm not asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496612)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Talented sex offender

sure thing boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496619)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: startled azure forum

(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496623)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: Talented sex offender

i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496648)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Brief wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496654)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dingle berry

JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. Six pack during happy hour is something a lot of people do every Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27597270)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600927)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741060)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227765)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: slimy know-it-all multi-billionaire whorehouse

I believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490027)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: startled azure forum

If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490045)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: slimy know-it-all multi-billionaire whorehouse

I was being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490097)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Flickering Hall

Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26559378)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: startled azure forum

I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490092)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490166)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: comical lilac main people

i enjoyed reading this 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490266)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490267)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: startled azure forum

This fucking happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490340)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:08 AM
Author: flushed locale antidepressant drug

I believe you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Dashing Aquamarine Bawdyhouse Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490708)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495050)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Bearded Dysfunction Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26516817)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: startled azure forum

I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop to girls, yeah I'm gonna hang out with my bro shia...yeah he acts you may have heard of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490375)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: pale razzle-dazzle circlehead

I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Brothers namedropping Shia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26491348)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: pale razzle-dazzle circlehead

was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227801)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Bearded Dysfunction Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227837)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: pale razzle-dazzle circlehead

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492419)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: startled azure forum

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: pale razzle-dazzle circlehead

o nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492610)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Talking station patrolman

Cool story. I hope its not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493846)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Metal sadistic tanning salon hominid

I was there and this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493881)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Talking station patrolman

in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493892)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Exciting sooty feces hospital

This is not flame.

Anyone who's gone out in the southern valley area a number of times has run into him.

He's a raging alchy, and yes, him going out alone like that sounds about spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493961)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26494020)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: startled azure forum

But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSIBLE he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495005)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Exciting sooty feces hospital

I do that literally on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495063)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: startled azure forum

He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro who would get in a fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495009)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Vivacious rough-skinned immigrant pozpig

definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/toluca lake border and i'd see him out all the time. and yes, lol, drinking sierra nevada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26523573)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: startled azure forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26524081)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496526)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: plum lay quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496720)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530283)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26499489)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26516787)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Spectacular hilarious parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26523558)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling misunderstood dilemma stain

post selfie, or it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530303)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Lake National

lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flame, if you live in the studio city/noho area you will eventually run into Shia at a bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530471)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26537631)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: startled azure forum

reminder: this is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26568207)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26663443)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: irradiated medicated stead

i just love this story, especially because its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26663453)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: startled azure forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26713472)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26713478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26723237)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26767694)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26840742)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919187)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: gay floppy center

one or both of you pre-raped the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919238)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27327736)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: motley copper haunted graveyard chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27596817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600828)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600873)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27608315)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine

http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673295)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: awkward hairraiser point

Is that earl near the bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673397)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28227347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: bull headed field love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29163973)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: thirsty overrated liquid oxygen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29164034)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Abusive Frozen Old Irish Cottage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227803)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227899)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Did u take this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227936)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31726906)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: motley copper haunted graveyard chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27963411)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28049465)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304783)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:28 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia labeouf and the waitress knew and refilled us quick. It may have been 57 minutes I didn't keep tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304791)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: green provocative double fault ratface

Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304826)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304831)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: green provocative double fault ratface

Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's claim that he pounded beers with Shia Lebouf? Who cares about specific #s...the point is this movie star randomly got shitfaced with OP and his buddy alone then cut out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304879)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

(chandler pumo)

the whole story is bullshit bc of the alcohol #s he gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304886)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:30 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Maybe this was the night

http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/1288854062-2/IT-/exclusive-shia-labeouf-chainsmokes-outside-of-laurel-tavern-and-later-leaves-the-bar-with-3-unidentified-females.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304795)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

i LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304829)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Racy unholy really tough guy philosopher-king

well you certainly said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304842)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Supple yapping hunting ground

I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not too long ago without even thinking about it; I see no reason why this 12 oz. Torpedo challenge is deemed so impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304834)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died trying it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304840)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Charismatic kitty cat

(guy who's full of shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304844)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:55 AM
Author: Supple yapping hunting ground

You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my posts knows I am not an exaggerist and I don't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304922)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:59 AM
Author: hyperventilating shrine

(not an alcoholic)

for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 pack of Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin almost every night, and would kill them all in around an hour. around the same ABV as Sierra Nevada Torpedo, slightly higher. then i'd switch to a second 6 pack of a lighter beer, usually Red Stripe or something like Sam Adams, and drink those over the next couple of hours.

i don't know about hanging out with Shia Lebeouf but drinking 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 min. is not out there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304941)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Supple yapping hunting ground

Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minutes with ease, especially if I've been outside and it's hot.

Probably my worst problem with alcohol is how fast I can drink. I imagine this is the case with most alcoholics. Anyone who has seen me drink would not doubt for a second that I could swill 5 12 oz. Torpedoes in 45 minutes. In fact, I'm sure I've done it in the past at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304968)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:21 AM
Author: green provocative double fault ratface

but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small table????

So random!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28305006)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Flesh Sanctuary

Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741099)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: glittery fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741607)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938086)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: startled azure forum

shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast for public intoxication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938087)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938236)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: motley copper haunted graveyard chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28948762)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Excitant house-broken depressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227915)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822171)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822215)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

What part isn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822223)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: plum lay quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256499)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256459)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256461)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: startled azure forum

we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast of October 9th 2014 though. The Columbus Day sister tinder swipe was the same day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256463)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Lol I remember that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256466)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxication on the one year anniversary of this TRUE not flame story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256465)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:15 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256467)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: startled azure forum

Literally everything here is true and has been proven on multiple occasions. I had four beers tonight and am stone cold sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256475)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other night. You must not remember that. You know what they say: truth comes out when you're drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256486)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: titillating avocado public bath

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256489)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flame, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256494)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:27 AM
Author: Appetizing crackhouse

I don't understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256510)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: titillating avocado public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256524)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256523)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: titillating avocado public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256525)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:31 AM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256534)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: Wonderful Impertinent Indian Lodge

flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256619)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#32490986)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Fighting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128639)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded wine meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Henna Mexican Space

holy shit chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367463)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: startled azure forum

can i have some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367480)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded wine meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367485)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: brass windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367474)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: olive exhilarant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430505)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Curious idea he suggested

is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430555)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Spot Blood Rage

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430582)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430608)



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Date: September 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: olive exhilarant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#36734217)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406593)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406762)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: clear low-t business firm mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39407966)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac peach newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#37353189)



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Date: June 15th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: startled azure forum

Went to laurel tavern with earl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#38394876)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Electric Bisexual Ladyboy

Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in 45 minutes. Fucking liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406533)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Chrome bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406605)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: startled azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39407916)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: mahogany self-absorbed theatre death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571924)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sapphire base

this thread is essential to xo canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571932)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: deep university alpha

i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571978)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sapphire base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#42059065)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: dull persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#42059163)