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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction https://wizardchan.org/v9k/index.html
Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:23:20 No.164668>>164669 >coworker lady talking to me because she's bored and it's just us in the room >she asks what I do for fun, tell her cars because I can't say anime or sitting at my computer refreshing imageboards all day >she asks if I have friends into it I hang out with >"y-yeah we do stuff all the time heh"
I get shit like this occasionally as if normies can tell I'm friendless. How can someone assume that just by looking at someone?
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Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:28:11 No.164670>>164676 Do normies not realize how offensive these questions they ask are, or do they just not care?
My mother tries to do similar shit to me. I was sitting in the living room petting my cat, I thought this was a good thing because my mom cries about me not spending time with her or always being in my room, etc. It wasn't long before she starts talking about how the son of some guy she used to date has a job now and is in college. I just nodded and left with my cat back to my room. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Cyan anal jap :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26635536) |
Date: October 19th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Obsidian theater stage Fuck that mom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548289) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26550090) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 8:38 PM Author: concupiscible seedy coldplay fan ( :D ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26550343) |
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Date: November 8th, 2017 10:22 AM Author: cerebral space ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#34633621) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Buck-toothed translucent mad cow disease Date: October 19th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Obola
Fuck that mom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548289) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:37 AM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26569403) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 1:14 AM Author: Buck-toothed translucent mad cow disease "Fuck that mom for gently suggesting her son make more of his life!!!"
lil breh just outted himself as 100% certified wizardfag |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: Slippery crystalline water buffalo base (wagecuck) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#35485485) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:40:36 No.164676 >>164670 I know this feel. My mom is always whining about me not spending time with her or anyone in the living room and always being in my room. When I tried to sit in the living room with her, she'll wait a couple of minutes then start belittling me or not-so-sublty suggesting that I get a job, friends, gf, my own place, etc. I just stay in my room all the time now. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Twinkling out-of-control senate milk Lol sounds like faggot should get a job tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#35485522) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548297) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: floppy brass point stain why did you edit. that one was good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548313) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction its off-topic so i put it in a standalone thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548317) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: opaque twisted scourge upon the earth cumskin LOL @ Wizards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548298) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: vivacious school Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548328) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:57 PM Author: Iridescent trip locus internal respiration GET OUT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#30138302) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Irradiated Pontificating Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548307) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Curious Bipolar Reading Party Notice the mention of only "mom" in those two posts (edit: and a third below). I bet 80% of those guys' dads are not in the picture. Most of their problems stem from early rejection and then perpetual withdrawl as a protection mechanism. If shitlibs had not spent the last 50 years attacking the role of fathers in the house both socially and economically, these guys might have had a father in the house who helped them past that first rejection in middle school and stopped them from retreating into their rooms for the rest of their lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548335) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:58 PM Author: Irradiated Pontificating Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548372) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Curious Bipolar Reading Party Its not even that. Even if you mom is alright, a kid needs both a disciplinarian and someone they can go talk to. Its hard to have both with one parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548461) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Irradiated Pontificating Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549499) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 6:27 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction but what if they have no contract (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549506) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:32 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574566) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Soul-stirring Patrolman Jew this, i mean wtf the mom goign to say? even a good trad mom is going to say "oh honey you are so handsome it's her loss"
yeah FUCKING THANKS MOM
dad's going to be like "fuck that bitch, she's just a cum receptacle" |
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Date: March 6th, 2015 1:17 AM Author: Ruby theater mediation cr
Single moms raising boys should be considered child abuse |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 17:40:56 No.164623 [Reply] >eyes always feel strained, pins and needles / general pain in feet
>make mistake of mentioning this to mother
>she schedules a glucose test
So I found out that I am diabetic the other day. The doctor gave me a prescription for insulin but wants me to try to control it with diet first.
>the only thing I had to look forward to was eating/drinking treats and foods that are slowly killing me
Do I even bother to try to fix this or just keep going and speed up the inevitable?
At least I could still have my superficial happiness |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 18:03:15 No.164632 Also, after posting this, I just drank a can of coke and ate a handful of fun size candy bars that my mom bought for trick or treaters.
I feel bad but it's what I wanted |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Buck-toothed translucent mad cow disease lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627479) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Disrespectful lemon macaca sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548333) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 17:07:00 No.164612 [Reply] I recently got a job, a not-too-bad paying job. I could expect to make about 40 thousand CAD a year which would be enough to sustain myself. But I just don't know what I'm doing it for - why am I working to live a life I don't want to live.
But I don't want to be gone eternally, I'd like to imagine that there is some sort of life beyond death, I want to live - just not as a part of this reality. The problem is that the thought of life beyond death fills me with anxiety as to what I could be missing out on if I wait to die naturally instead of taking my death into my own hands.
I feel like I'm standing before a chasm, I can't see the bottom of it but I've convinced myself that if there is something down there, it has to be better than what we're experiencing here.
I want to die, sooner than later. This isn't a matter of me being depressed - I should have everything that should be needed to make me happy. I just don't see any point to it - what am I going to do? Just buy/rent a house and drown myself in hobbies until I grow old? |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 18:22:16 No.164640>>164663 I see no point to getting a "career" type job because there's nothing I want to do that justifies getting a career. I don't care about money, house, hobbies, etc. A career would be so much effort for nothing. It would involve responsibility I don't want, dealing with people I hate, all for nothing.
I'm coasting along until I kill myself, and I see nothing wrong with that. |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:00 PM Author: Curious Bipolar Reading Party Wait, so he is unhappy now and, at worst, sees death as "neutral". Why hasent he already killedself? Thing with all these guys is that they are just attention-seekers. When rubber hits the road they would 100% avoid death. If the alternative to having a job meant starving to death you can sure as hell bet they would be dropping their resume off everywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548398) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Hideous Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549503) |
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Date: March 8th, 2015 9:52 PM Author: Stirring keepsake machete whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#27454458) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: vivacious school These wizards are such children and have enabling mothers. Work sucks. You do it because you need money to live. If these guys don't like this reality, that's fine. Get a job that allows you to work as few hours per as possible to fund your lifestyle. Spend all extra time and money on a bad ass pc and escape through gaming. There is nothing wrong with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548478) |
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Date: March 6th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: glittery bawdyhouse mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#27439246) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548893) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549249) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:21 AM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26569326) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 1:18 AM Author: Indigo chest-beating library "what do you do for fun" is one of the most FAGGOT questions ever. fuck people who ask that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26569558) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:17 PM Author: Soul-stirring Patrolman Jew "What do you do [as a job]?" is infinity times worse. I may be a fag for asking people about their hobbies, but at least I have friends and not social anxiety disorder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627552) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:19 PM Author: emerald elastic band I enjoy being asked this, because then I get to drop the million-ton atomic bomb "lawyer, actually" and watch them struggle to hide their envy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627568) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:21 PM Author: Soul-stirring Patrolman Jew It's a shitty question that outs you as a US prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627581) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:23 PM Author: emerald elastic band the only people who get annoyed by the question are people who don't have a good answer. in other words, unemployed people and good for nothing trust fund douches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627600) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 8:19 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Yarmulke exactly, what should people be talking to you about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26635643) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:25 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574102) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:27 PM Author: walnut den I hate how my mom always compares me with others. You remember Billy from down the street? He's finishing MED SCHOOL and GETTING MARRIED. Isn't he about your age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574116) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:30 PM Author: Buck-toothed translucent mad cow disease that's because you're a loser. I compare favorably to my peers from childhood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574132) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:31 PM Author: walnut den Well your own mother shouldn't rub it in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574138) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:32 PM Author: Buck-toothed translucent mad cow disease she's suggesting you should try to do these things. maybe you should tell her your gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574140) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:18 PM Author: yellow free-loading pit billy is probably 2-3 years out of med school and has at least one kid by now, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627564) |
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Date: November 10th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: walnut den How dare you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26686136) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:00 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627451) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 8:05 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26635531) |
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Date: November 10th, 2014 12:27 AM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26686110) |
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Date: November 10th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Startling Beady-eyed Preventive Strike Gaping wizards seem 180, i want to chill with these brehs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26686139) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:48 PM Author: dashing infuriating dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26730353) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:52 PM Author: learning disabled electric furnace Are you considered a wizard if you've only banged escorts and for the most part enjoy it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26730369) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Diverse tanning salon personal credit line no, you are clearly 100% normie scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26730679) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:48 AM Author: Orange exhilarant hairy legs They maed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#35907964) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:56 AM Author: Gay set round eye You telling me? 2 days ago I bombed a fucking nation. I had to lie on national TV about "chemicals" or some shit. Life is a mess right now. Let me walk you through some of my problems.
People think I'm a playboy- some pornsuccubus even claims she sexed me- but I'm a fucking virgin. A fucking KHHHV. I have like 10 offsprings or some shit (stopped counting) but none of them are legitimate.
I'm legally tied to this succubi that I don't like- let alone love, yet I can't get rid of her because if I divorce, she'll take all my fortune (I'm from a rich family). My hands are tied.
My skin is falling off. It's been in this weird shade of orange ever since I got promoted in my wageslave job. Now I work for the fucking government, and it's too fucking stressful (probably explains my skin). There's not a single superior to watch over me in the facility I work in, but if I make a mistake they fucking know. So I have to free-style everything and pretend I know my shit.
My co-workers keep picking on me. They think I'm some racist skinhead because they saw me on Wizchan once and thought it was 4pol. I tried explaining but when I was telling them about what a "wizard" is, they thought I was talking about the fucking Grand Wizard of the KKK. And days later- I'm not kidding- the fucking Grand Wizard tweeted about me. How the fuck did my co-workers manage to pull that off?
There are literally internet communities on normie sites like Reddit that are made solely for picking on me. Some are harsher than others, and other take a more ironic approach. There's this one where they pretend they like me, and saying something bad about me is banned. Obviously it's all irony though, no one can be that stupid.
FBI is investigating me because they think I have some Russian CP on me or something. I'm fucking scared because I have a 4 gig /flash/ folder that I got from 4chan's flash board, and I haven't watched 50% of what's inside. I think there's some bad stuff in there- I haven't watched it all- but it's too late now. I left my laptop in my lawyer's office (wealthy family bonus- lawyers) and they fucking raided the place.
I don't know what to do. My youngest illegitimate child is becoming just like me, yesterday I saw him on 8chan browsing /lolcow/. What the fuck. I think this is a goodbye, wiz. I'm ending this tonight. See you on the other side. |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:59 AM Author: Orange exhilarant hairy legs Is this WLMAS idea of humor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#35908059) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 11:02 AM Author: Gay set round eye https://wizchan.org/dep/res/170928.html#q173344 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#35908075) |