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WIZARDCHAN: "Do normies realize how offensive these Q's are?"
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action https://wizardchan.org/v9k/index.html
Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:23:20 No.164668>>164669 >coworker lady talking to me because she's bored and it's just us in the room >she asks what I do for fun, tell her cars because I can't say anime or sitting at my computer refreshing imageboards all day >she asks if I have friends into it I hang out with >"y-yeah we do stuff all the time heh"
I get shit like this occasionally as if normies can tell I'm friendless. How can someone assume that just by looking at someone?
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Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:28:11 No.164670>>164676 Do normies not realize how offensive these questions they ask are, or do they just not care?
My mother tries to do similar shit to me. I was sitting in the living room petting my cat, I thought this was a good thing because my mom cries about me not spending time with her or always being in my room, etc. It wasn't long before she starts talking about how the son of some guy she used to date has a job now and is in college. I just nodded and left with my cat back to my room. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Light outnumbered piazza toilet seat :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26635536) |
Date: October 19th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Violet office Fuck that mom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548289) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26550090) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 8:38 PM Author: Vengeful Drab Antidepressant Drug Public Bath ( :D ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26550343) |
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Date: November 8th, 2017 10:22 AM Author: hyperactive house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#34633621) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: up-to-no-good pearl goal in life nibblets Date: October 19th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Obola
Fuck that mom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548289) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:37 AM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26569403) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 1:14 AM Author: up-to-no-good pearl goal in life nibblets "Fuck that mom for gently suggesting her son make more of his life!!!"
lil breh just outted himself as 100% certified wizardfag |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: Primrose Garrison Mental Disorder (wagecuck) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#35485485) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:40:36 No.164676 >>164670 I know this feel. My mom is always whining about me not spending time with her or anyone in the living room and always being in my room. When I tried to sit in the living room with her, she'll wait a couple of minutes then start belittling me or not-so-sublty suggesting that I get a job, friends, gf, my own place, etc. I just stay in my room all the time now. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: lascivious field Lol sounds like faggot should get a job tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#35485522) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548297) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Gold Boyish Cruise Ship why did you edit. that one was good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548313) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action its off-topic so i put it in a standalone thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548317) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: White Marvelous Church Building LOL @ Wizards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548298) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: Brindle abode Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548328) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:57 PM Author: silver misanthropic black woman state GET OUT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#30138302) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Coiffed grizzly parlour newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548307) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Rose wagecucks pit Notice the mention of only "mom" in those two posts (edit: and a third below). I bet 80% of those guys' dads are not in the picture. Most of their problems stem from early rejection and then perpetual withdrawl as a protection mechanism. If shitlibs had not spent the last 50 years attacking the role of fathers in the house both socially and economically, these guys might have had a father in the house who helped them past that first rejection in middle school and stopped them from retreating into their rooms for the rest of their lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548335) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:58 PM Author: Coiffed grizzly parlour newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548372) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Rose wagecucks pit Its not even that. Even if you mom is alright, a kid needs both a disciplinarian and someone they can go talk to. Its hard to have both with one parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548461) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Coiffed grizzly parlour newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549499) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 6:27 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action but what if they have no contract (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549506) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:32 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574566) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Floppy sepia ticket booth this, i mean wtf the mom goign to say? even a good trad mom is going to say "oh honey you are so handsome it's her loss"
yeah FUCKING THANKS MOM
dad's going to be like "fuck that bitch, she's just a cum receptacle" |
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Date: March 6th, 2015 1:17 AM Author: concupiscible hot stag film messiness cr
Single moms raising boys should be considered child abuse |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 17:40:56 No.164623 [Reply] >eyes always feel strained, pins and needles / general pain in feet
>make mistake of mentioning this to mother
>she schedules a glucose test
So I found out that I am diabetic the other day. The doctor gave me a prescription for insulin but wants me to try to control it with diet first.
>the only thing I had to look forward to was eating/drinking treats and foods that are slowly killing me
Do I even bother to try to fix this or just keep going and speed up the inevitable?
At least I could still have my superficial happiness |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 18:03:15 No.164632 Also, after posting this, I just drank a can of coke and ate a handful of fun size candy bars that my mom bought for trick or treaters.
I feel bad but it's what I wanted |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: up-to-no-good pearl goal in life nibblets lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627479) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: lavender cracking genital piercing sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548333) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 17:07:00 No.164612 [Reply] I recently got a job, a not-too-bad paying job. I could expect to make about 40 thousand CAD a year which would be enough to sustain myself. But I just don't know what I'm doing it for - why am I working to live a life I don't want to live.
But I don't want to be gone eternally, I'd like to imagine that there is some sort of life beyond death, I want to live - just not as a part of this reality. The problem is that the thought of life beyond death fills me with anxiety as to what I could be missing out on if I wait to die naturally instead of taking my death into my own hands.
I feel like I'm standing before a chasm, I can't see the bottom of it but I've convinced myself that if there is something down there, it has to be better than what we're experiencing here.
I want to die, sooner than later. This isn't a matter of me being depressed - I should have everything that should be needed to make me happy. I just don't see any point to it - what am I going to do? Just buy/rent a house and drown myself in hobbies until I grow old? |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 18:22:16 No.164640>>164663 I see no point to getting a "career" type job because there's nothing I want to do that justifies getting a career. I don't care about money, house, hobbies, etc. A career would be so much effort for nothing. It would involve responsibility I don't want, dealing with people I hate, all for nothing.
I'm coasting along until I kill myself, and I see nothing wrong with that. |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:00 PM Author: Rose wagecucks pit Wait, so he is unhappy now and, at worst, sees death as "neutral". Why hasent he already killedself? Thing with all these guys is that they are just attention-seekers. When rubber hits the road they would 100% avoid death. If the alternative to having a job meant starving to death you can sure as hell bet they would be dropping their resume off everywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548398) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549503) |
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Date: March 8th, 2015 9:52 PM Author: blue institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#27454458) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Brindle abode These wizards are such children and have enabling mothers. Work sucks. You do it because you need money to live. If these guys don't like this reality, that's fine. Get a job that allows you to work as few hours per as possible to fund your lifestyle. Spend all extra time and money on a bad ass pc and escape through gaming. There is nothing wrong with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548478) |
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Date: March 6th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: tan stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#27439246) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26548893) |
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Date: October 19th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26549249) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:21 AM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26569326) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 1:18 AM Author: Peach spectacular locus internal respiration "what do you do for fun" is one of the most FAGGOT questions ever. fuck people who ask that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26569558) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:17 PM Author: Floppy sepia ticket booth "What do you do [as a job]?" is infinity times worse. I may be a fag for asking people about their hobbies, but at least I have friends and not social anxiety disorder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627552) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:19 PM Author: house-broken jet-lagged school cafeteria I enjoy being asked this, because then I get to drop the million-ton atomic bomb "lawyer, actually" and watch them struggle to hide their envy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627568) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:21 PM Author: Floppy sepia ticket booth It's a shitty question that outs you as a US prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627581) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:23 PM Author: house-broken jet-lagged school cafeteria the only people who get annoyed by the question are people who don't have a good answer. in other words, unemployed people and good for nothing trust fund douches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627600) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 8:19 PM Author: Hairraiser base athletic conference exactly, what should people be talking to you about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26635643) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:25 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574102) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Excitant Coldplay Fan I hate how my mom always compares me with others. You remember Billy from down the street? He's finishing MED SCHOOL and GETTING MARRIED. Isn't he about your age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574116) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:30 PM Author: up-to-no-good pearl goal in life nibblets that's because you're a loser. I compare favorably to my peers from childhood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574132) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:31 PM Author: Excitant Coldplay Fan Well your own mother shouldn't rub it in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574138) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:32 PM Author: up-to-no-good pearl goal in life nibblets she's suggesting you should try to do these things. maybe you should tell her your gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26574140) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:18 PM Author: Autistic rebellious trump supporter halford billy is probably 2-3 years out of med school and has at least one kid by now, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627564) |
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Date: November 10th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Excitant Coldplay Fan How dare you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26686136) |
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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:00 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26627451) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 8:05 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26635531) |
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Date: November 10th, 2014 12:27 AM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26686110) |
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Date: November 10th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Duck-like Swollen Resort wizards seem 180, i want to chill with these brehs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26686139) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:48 PM Author: idiotic bateful philosopher-king affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26730353) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:52 PM Author: Soul-stirring gaming laptop property Are you considered a wizard if you've only banged escorts and for the most part enjoy it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26730369) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Ebony thirsty scourge upon the earth no, you are clearly 100% normie scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2704226&forum_id=2#26730679) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:56 AM Author: vibrant fishy jew legal warrant You telling me? 2 days ago I bombed a fucking nation. I had to lie on national TV about "chemicals" or some shit. Life is a mess right now. Let me walk you through some of my problems.
People think I'm a playboy- some pornsuccubus even claims she sexed me- but I'm a fucking virgin. A fucking KHHHV. I have like 10 offsprings or some shit (stopped counting) but none of them are legitimate.
I'm legally tied to this succubi that I don't like- let alone love, yet I can't get rid of her because if I divorce, she'll take all my fortune (I'm from a rich family). My hands are tied.
My skin is falling off. It's been in this weird shade of orange ever since I got promoted in my wageslave job. Now I work for the fucking government, and it's too fucking stressful (probably explains my skin). There's not a single superior to watch over me in the facility I work in, but if I make a mistake they fucking know. So I have to free-style everything and pretend I know my shit.
My co-workers keep picking on me. They think I'm some racist skinhead because they saw me on Wizchan once and thought it was 4pol. I tried explaining but when I was telling them about what a "wizard" is, they thought I was talking about the fucking Grand Wizard of the KKK. And days later- I'm not kidding- the fucking Grand Wizard tweeted about me. How the fuck did my co-workers manage to pull that off?
There are literally internet communities on normie sites like Reddit that are made solely for picking on me. Some are harsher than others, and other take a more ironic approach. There's this one where they pretend they like me, and saying something bad about me is banned. Obviously it's all irony though, no one can be that stupid.
FBI is investigating me because they think I have some Russian CP on me or something. I'm fucking scared because I have a 4 gig /flash/ folder that I got from 4chan's flash board, and I haven't watched 50% of what's inside. I think there's some bad stuff in there- I haven't watched it all- but it's too late now. I left my laptop in my lawyer's office (wealthy family bonus- lawyers) and they fucking raided the place.
I don't know what to do. My youngest illegitimate child is becoming just like me, yesterday I saw him on 8chan browsing /lolcow/. What the fuck. I think this is a goodbye, wiz. I'm ending this tonight. See you on the other side. |
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