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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: mustard codepig theater stage post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.
Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.
Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.
"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."
Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."
Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters. |
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