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Poast new message in this thread
Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80 ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore. |
Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.
Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.
Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.
"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."
Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."
Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters. |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: hateful address stain 1800000
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM Author: Aquamarine Forum Headpube Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: Talented property idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876412) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut , askav lisped to his mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM Author: Passionate scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876776) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: hateful address stain he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR
does he still post now? |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:48 PM Author: outnumbered persian locale A top poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876662) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM Author: khaki disturbing brunch He's always underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922833) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM Author: Titillating anal step-uncle's house reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922937) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:43 AM Author: outnumbered persian locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661622) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:26 PM Author: outnumbered persian locale 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876489) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Wine Talking Pistol Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344000) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:20 PM Author: fishy tantric partner native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344002) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:23 PM Author: Shimmering Misanthropic Yarmulke Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344019) |
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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43631906) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:48 AM Author: crimson stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661627) |
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Date: February 28th, 2022 1:22 PM Author: low-t nursing home new version second to last para always gets me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44053731) |
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Date: May 18th, 2022 5:50 AM Author: outnumbered persian locale PERFECT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44531336) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633574) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633594) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM Author: Mischievous Razzle Potus shut the fuck up you deranged geek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633605) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633617) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633694) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM Author: Exciting chest-beating bawdyhouse wtf rach, put an end to this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: galvanic church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636673) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26642490) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26657316) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:02 AM Author: Irradiated walnut spot tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29033912) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM Author: spectacular masturbator meetinghouse JFC. Who are the current mods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29034037) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876364) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: hateful address stain Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876372) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM Author: mahogany supple ratface electric furnace banned forever too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876377) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM Author: hateful address stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876721) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:54 AM Author: cowardly telephone indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922829) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 8:22 AM Author: Curious home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661713) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:38 PM Author: outnumbered persian locale This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876568) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: crystalline cracking private investor mad cow disease that poast was devastating on a number of levels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876385) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: Talented property idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876413) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: mahogany supple ratface electric furnace there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876411) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: hateful address stain "was" ?
its still there
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:14 PM Author: Twinkling hyperactive place of business organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876429) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: Pungent Blue Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876467) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: Talented property idea he suggested whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876679) |
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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: outnumbered persian locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#36240881) |
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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:36 PM Author: Sable pea-brained lettuce pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534258) |
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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: outnumbered persian locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534270) |
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