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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor

http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80

ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633557)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor

post in question:

Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.

Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.

Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.

"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."

Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."

Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633562)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Amber Tanning Salon Knife

1800000

Who wrote this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876376)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Trip jap

Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor

, askav lisped to his mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Amber Tanning Salon Knife

he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR

does he still post now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876623)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Filthy Blue Cumskin University

A top poaster

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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM
Author: concupiscible rigor

He's always underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922833)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:43 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: Filthy Blue Cumskin University

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876489)



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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:19 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM
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Date: May 18th, 2022 5:50 AM
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: Racy pea-brained church death wish

shut the fuck up you deranged geek

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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor

kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633617)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: lavender aromatic stead mother

wtf rach, put an end to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM
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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:02 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: insecure wagecucks house

JFC. Who are the current mods?

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Amber Tanning Salon Knife

Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: free-loading casino digit ratio

banned forever too

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor

He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Amber Tanning Salon Knife



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:54 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:38 PM
Author: Filthy Blue Cumskin University

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:08 PM
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that poast was devastating on a number of levels

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
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there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that thread

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Amber Tanning Salon Knife

"was" ?

its still there

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876683)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:14 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: infuriating ultramarine pocket flask fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: cordovan fluffy genital piercing parlor

whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad

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Date: December 29th, 2021 10:54 AM
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