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http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page...
Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/02/14
post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27,...
Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/02/14
1800000 Who wrote this?
Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference
  02/20/16
Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and ...
Aromatic Yapping Ceo Jap
  02/20/16
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Electric keepsake machete death wish
  02/20/16
, askav lisped to his mom
Harsh jet sound barrier
  02/20/16
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Fragrant principal's office
  02/20/16
he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with AC...
Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference
  02/20/16
A top poaster
pale site
  02/20/16
He's always underrated.
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  04/26/18
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  04/26/18
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pale site
  12/23/21
180^180
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  02/20/16
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  10/28/21
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Dashing Chapel
  10/28/21
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Exciting deranged spot
  10/28/21
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Harsh jet sound barrier
  12/18/21
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Rusted Heady Electric Furnace
  12/23/21
second to last para always gets me
Black painfully honest famous landscape painting
  02/28/22
PERFECT
pale site
  05/18/22
...
Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/02/14
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Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/02/14
shut the fuck up you deranged geek
Outnumbered stag film
  11/02/14
kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FRE...
Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/02/14
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Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/02/14
wtf rach, put an end to this.
Passionate Coffee Pot
  11/02/14
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Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/03/14
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Harsh jet sound barrier
  11/05/14
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Unholy rehab sandwich
  10/24/15
JFC. Who are the current mods?
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  10/24/15
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Harsh jet sound barrier
  02/20/16
Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked
Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference
  02/20/16
banned forever too
Fluffy National Security Agency Love Of Her Life
  02/20/16
He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "n...
Harsh jet sound barrier
  02/20/16
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Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference
  02/20/16
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Appetizing legal warrant
  04/26/18
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  12/23/21
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pale site
  02/20/16
that poast was devastating on a number of levels
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  02/20/16
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Electric keepsake machete death wish
  02/20/16
there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that th...
Fluffy National Security Agency Love Of Her Life
  02/20/16
"was" ? its still there http://i.imgur.com/c...
Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference
  02/20/16
...
shaky mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  02/20/16
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Harsh jet sound barrier
  02/20/16
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pale site
  10/26/17
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motley partner pit
  04/26/18
also “eggs sizzling / ova fizzling”
alcoholic university faggotry
  12/23/21
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  12/29/21
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Harsh jet sound barrier
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier

http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80

ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633557)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier

post in question:

Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.

Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.

Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.

"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."

Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."

Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633562)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference

1800000

Who wrote this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876376)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Yapping Ceo Jap

Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Electric keepsake machete death wish



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier

, askav lisped to his mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: Fragrant principal's office



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference

he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR

does he still post now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876623)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: pale site

A top poaster

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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bipolar jewess goal in life

He's always underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922833)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: maize racy nibblets



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:43 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: pale site

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876489)



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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: smoky thirsty stage



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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:20 PM
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:23 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Rusted Heady Electric Furnace



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Date: February 28th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Black painfully honest famous landscape painting

second to last para always gets me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44053731)



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Date: May 18th, 2022 5:50 AM
Author: pale site

PERFECT

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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633574)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered stag film

shut the fuck up you deranged geek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633605)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier

kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633617)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633694)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Passionate Coffee Pot

wtf rach, put an end to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon multi-billionaire



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Unholy rehab sandwich



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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Titillating Address Gaming Laptop

JFC. Who are the current mods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29034037)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference

Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876372)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Fluffy National Security Agency Love Of Her Life

banned forever too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876377)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier

He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:54 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 8:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted patrolman clown



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:38 PM
Author: pale site

This

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: rose resort voyeur

that poast was devastating on a number of levels

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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Electric keepsake machete death wish



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Fluffy National Security Agency Love Of Her Life

there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876411)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Brunch Athletic Conference

"was" ?

its still there

http://i.imgur.com/cTWqu.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876683)



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:14 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Harsh jet sound barrier



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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Electric keepsake machete death wish

whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876679)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:49 PM
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Date: June 5th, 2016 10:02 AM
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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:38 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:44 AM
Author: alcoholic university faggotry

also “eggs sizzling / ova fizzling”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661624)



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Date: December 29th, 2021 10:54 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted patrolman clown



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Date: February 20th, 2022 6:37 PM
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