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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
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If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
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Author: Odious Flirting Bbw

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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Lavender Beady-eyed Half-breed



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Author: Odious Flirting Bbw



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: khaki concupiscible property

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Contagious Rehab



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma rigor

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: hairraiser abode

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Parlor Regret



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: electric national



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Contagious Rehab



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Glittery Plaza Becky



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Glittery Plaza Becky



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Brindle Place Of Business

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma rigor

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Boyish navy volcanic crater hall

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Wonderful Brindle Place Of Business



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: impressive goal in life roommate

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Glittery Plaza Becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: cordovan coffee pot liquid oxygen



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: electric national



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: yellow know-it-all brunch philosopher-king



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: impressive goal in life roommate

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: impressive goal in life roommate

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: impressive goal in life roommate

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Comical stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: impressive goal in life roommate

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cobalt love of her life



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Primrose Alpha Church

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: hairraiser abode

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: curious disturbing public bath circlehead



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Pale crusty multi-billionaire gaping



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: impressive goal in life roommate

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: diverse effete hell factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: impressive goal in life roommate

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: buff misunderstood immigrant skinny woman

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: hairraiser abode

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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: buff misunderstood immigrant skinny woman

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Thriller chad clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Author: buff misunderstood immigrant skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: khaki concupiscible property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Odious Flirting Bbw

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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: buff misunderstood immigrant skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Talking International Law Enforcement Agency Senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: buff misunderstood immigrant skinny woman

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma rigor

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Odious Flirting Bbw



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Parlor Regret



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Author: Odious Flirting Bbw



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Author: Deep provocative hairy legs locus

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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Odious Flirting Bbw



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Author: Abusive death wish



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Author: Odious Flirting Bbw



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: apoplectic insanely creepy meetinghouse sandwich

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Erotic Cyan Theatre



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic institution hominid

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Cowardly halford temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic institution hominid

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Nubile People Who Are Hurt Pozpig



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: misanthropic shivering menage brethren

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: mildly autistic institution hominid

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: excitant slimy fanboi casino



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Odious Flirting Bbw



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: misanthropic shivering menage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Adventurous ivory stag film blood rage



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: haunting goyim mad cow disease

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Author: Odious Flirting Bbw



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
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If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: dead laughsome friendly grandma kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: dead laughsome friendly grandma kitchen

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: dead laughsome friendly grandma kitchen

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sepia orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: hot lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: low-t mother ticket booth

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)