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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Domesticated Disturbing Hairy Legs



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Jet exciting stage



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: exhilarant forum messiness

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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Jet exciting stage



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: White meetinghouse



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: White meetinghouse

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: flatulent cowardly really tough guy senate

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap

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Author: Jade Brunch Pervert



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Author: Yellow Submissive Corner

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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed people who are hurt

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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Beta Plaza Wrinkle

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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: pea-brained ruby station

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Author: vivacious canary address azn



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic school cafeteria



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Vermilion slimy tanning salon ceo



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Stimulating gaping

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Jade Brunch Pervert

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Seedy mind-boggling incel market



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Domesticated Disturbing Hairy Legs



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: aromatic mad cow disease marketing idea



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: drunken skinny woman



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: aromatic mad cow disease marketing idea



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Author: Supple point



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: bossy swollen dopamine cuckoldry



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Stimulating gaping

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Vermilion slimy tanning salon ceo

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: overrated fluffy institution telephone

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Misunderstood balding garrison idiot

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Stimulating gaping

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: White meetinghouse

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Jet exciting stage



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Medicated pale church building pistol

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Author: Boyish Piazza Potus



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Trip drab queen of the night round eye

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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly geriatric psychic

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Stimulating gaping



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Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly geriatric psychic

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Stimulating gaping

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Author: Hyperventilating Wine Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Deep alcoholic ape



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: laughsome location antidepressant drug

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Jet-lagged Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Wine Casino



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Jet exciting stage

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Jade Brunch Pervert



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: vivacious canary address azn



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Wine Casino



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling ungodly preventive strike



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling ungodly preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Histrionic saffron roommate partner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: massive stage famous landscape painting

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Jet exciting stage

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: orange party of the first part selfie

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: massive stage famous landscape painting



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling ungodly preventive strike

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Travel Guidebook Cuckold



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: vivacious canary address azn



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Arrogant house



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: bearded dilemma factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood balding garrison idiot



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: mewling multi-colored karate

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Jet exciting stage



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Avocado theatre weed whacker



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly geriatric psychic



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: deranged parlor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Curious Flushed Hell

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Low-t Ticket Booth Jap

this is my favorite so far

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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Curious Flushed Hell

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Autistic parlour nibblets

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Travel Guidebook Cuckold



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: ocher insecure filthpig



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Curious Flushed Hell

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Jet-lagged Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Curious Flushed Hell

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: glittery dark water buffalo

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Curious Flushed Hell

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Jet exciting stage

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Jade Brunch Pervert



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Big-titted Principal's Office Tattoo



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic honey-headed striped hyena

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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Brass Appetizing Den



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: onyx sick gas station

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: obsidian hairless sound barrier trailer park



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Cracking Nursing Home Mad-dog Skullcap

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: anal fuchsia alpha digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Cracking Nursing Home Mad-dog Skullcap

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Ruddy scourge upon the earth clown



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: silver startling crackhouse sex offender

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Cracking Nursing Home Mad-dog Skullcap

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: bateful duck-like church faggotry



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: silver startling crackhouse sex offender



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Yellow Submissive Corner



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Ebony tantric voyeur

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
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Author: Brass Appetizing Den



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Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: carnelian milk son of senegal



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
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