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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: carnelian theatre

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma dopamine

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: cracking locus



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma dopamine



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: carnelian theatre



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Library

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic candlestick maker



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: overrated area kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: obsidian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Sable menage doctorate

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: ebony kink-friendly travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed beady-eyed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: buck-toothed beady-eyed orchestra pit

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Burgundy state masturbator

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: carnelian theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Maize soul-stirring international law enforcement agency trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ape internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Aromatic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: chrome razzle-dazzle lodge degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Coral Abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling brunch hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Startling azn roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Maize soul-stirring international law enforcement agency trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: motley black filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Abnormal sanctuary legal warrant

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ape internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: motley black filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Maize soul-stirring international law enforcement agency trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: ebony kink-friendly travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: bright appetizing cruise ship cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: wonderful impertinent digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Maize soul-stirring international law enforcement agency trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Flesh idiotic tank goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: zippy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: carnelian theatre

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: big gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Pearl hideous wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: dun community account

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Library

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: comical tanning salon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: overrated area kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Lime Private Investor Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Sickened university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: carnelian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Maize soul-stirring international law enforcement agency trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Ocher Provocative Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Lime Private Investor Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Narrow-minded faggot firefighter station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: wonderful impertinent digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Razzle lay hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: dun community account

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: carnelian theatre

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: big gay wizard

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Cerebral indirect expression

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: talented erotic locale

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: dun community account

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed beady-eyed orchestra pit

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: galvanic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: electric keepsake machete persian

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: frisky selfie theater stage

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: slippery exhilarant plaza faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: abusive know-it-all step-uncle's house

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Crusty indigo principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: arrogant piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned gas station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: twisted stage

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: dun community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: carnelian theatre

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: carnelian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: twisted stage

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: brass kitchen round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: violet hall mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482943)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Maize soul-stirring international law enforcement agency trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: dun community account

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Irradiated naked black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: ruddy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: bright appetizing cruise ship cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Translucent rigor

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Passionate Field Gaming Laptop

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: ebony kink-friendly travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Ocher Provocative Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Ocher Provocative Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Crusty indigo principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: electric keepsake machete persian

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: salmon pontificating native associate

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: electric keepsake machete persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: obsidian stage

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: carnelian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Ocher Provocative Fat Ankles

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Flesh idiotic tank goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: ebony kink-friendly travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: marvelous bbw lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: obsidian stage

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: obsidian stage

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: obsidian stage

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: cracking locus

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: carnelian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: obsidian stage

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: talented erotic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Drunken bipolar spot

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Filthy floppy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: twisted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: obsidian stage

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: 180 godawful antidepressant drug

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: obsidian stage

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Nudist hairraiser potus

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaping

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Nudist hairraiser potus

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Mahogany violent liquid oxygen

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Flesh idiotic tank goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Nudist hairraiser potus

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: carnelian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Passionate Field Gaming Laptop

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Nudist hairraiser potus

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Sadistic church building national security agency

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Nudist hairraiser potus

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: stirring cowardly whorehouse hissy fit

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Vigorous Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Rusted Racy Box Office

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: clear irate school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: fluffy garrison

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: carnelian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: charismatic den quadroon

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: henna indian lodge

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: carnelian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: charismatic den quadroon

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Canary dysfunction range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Ruby parlour

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: charismatic den quadroon

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: carnelian theatre

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Ruby parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: jet laughsome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: carnelian theatre

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: carnelian theatre

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: carnelian theatre

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)


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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: clear irate school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)


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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Cyan multi-colored pisswyrm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)


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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Self-centered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic arousing house toaster

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Mildly autistic arousing house toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic arousing house toaster

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Mildly autistic arousing house toaster

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: Pearl hideous wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: khaki hyperventilating halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: hyperactive harsh legend

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)