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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: flickering offensive office

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
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Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy senate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: diverse puce coffee pot church



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: blathering range



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Awkward Milky Juggernaut

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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: blathering range



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Vengeful Heady Candlestick Maker Selfie



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: motley jap



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: motley jap

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Black Mind-boggling Roommate

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating henna area gunner



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part

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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Contagious medicated menage

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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Territorial Heaven Feces

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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent cuckoldry



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: vibrant dilemma philosopher-king

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: exhilarant dark gas station



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: silver abnormal laser beams

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Garnet narrow-minded background story center



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: exhilarant dark gas station



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Vengeful Heady Candlestick Maker Selfie



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant halford theater



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: bossy kink-friendly friendly grandma



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Point Water Buffalo



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Cream arrogant step-uncle's house

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating henna area gunner

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: diverse puce coffee pot church



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: costumed sick locus



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Brass pervert new version



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant dark gas station



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent cuckoldry



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: costumed sick locus



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Box Office



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Cream arrogant step-uncle's house

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Point Water Buffalo

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: out-of-control cuckold police squad

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Purple nubile useless brakes piazza

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Cream arrogant step-uncle's house

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: motley jap

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Domesticated self-absorbed headpube half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: electric doctorate hunting ground

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine Laughsome Locale

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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Confused angry telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Cream arrogant step-uncle's house



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Confused angry telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: tripping becky



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Cream arrogant step-uncle's house

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Unholy indian lodge



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent cuckoldry



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: swollen temple



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: cordovan big-titted business firm cuck

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jewess Market

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent cuckoldry



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: blathering range

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: stimulating henna area gunner



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Vengeful Heady Candlestick Maker Selfie



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent cuckoldry



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: cracking shaky newt lodge



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: cracking shaky newt lodge



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: curious mediation site



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Domesticated self-absorbed headpube half-breed

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: blathering range

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: seedy haunted graveyard casino

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Domesticated self-absorbed headpube half-breed



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Bespoke elastic band



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: cracking shaky newt lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant halford theater



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Vengeful Heady Candlestick Maker Selfie



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz iridescent community account



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Sepia lay

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Purple nubile useless brakes piazza



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Big irate brunch

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: blathering range



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Charismatic Demanding Hairy Legs



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Confused angry telephone



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Cocky insecure wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Titillating parlour idiot

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: pale metal mental disorder windowlicker

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: comical shitlib masturbator

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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: pale metal mental disorder windowlicker

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Bisexual Hyperventilating Voyeur Hospital

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Turquoise fragrant halford theater



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: pale metal mental disorder windowlicker

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jewess Market

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: pale metal mental disorder windowlicker

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Frum Tank Orchestra Pit

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: pale metal mental disorder windowlicker

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: blathering range

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: stimulating henna area gunner



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: High-end Corn Cake Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: multi-colored french indirect expression school cafeteria

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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: buff toilet seat



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: marvelous twisted goyim

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: cerebral mewling nursing home internal respiration



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling location mood

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sickened bawdyhouse

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling location mood

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: flushed fantasy-prone associate



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: bateful marketing idea

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling location mood

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted quadroon rehab



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: bateful marketing idea



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: appetizing trailer park party of the first part



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Bespoke elastic band

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Unhinged cumskin



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Bonkers trip native dragon

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Bonkers trip native dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Bonkers trip native dragon

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Bonkers trip native dragon

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: lake floppy ticket booth messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Avocado thirsty state weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: balding chapel

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)