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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sandwich



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: heady crotch mexican

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: 180 university legend



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: heady crotch mexican



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sandwich



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: heady crotch mexican



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: trip ruby circlehead windowlicker



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: pink hateful dilemma



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Cream ticket booth cuckoldry

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Motley Cerise Gunner Hominid



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: milky charismatic useless brakes roommate



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Rusted indirect expression dysfunction



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Author: burgundy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620667)


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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed pearl brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36645990)


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Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Offensive Poppy Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38344005)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: startled corner pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Laughsome cyan whorehouse

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: burgundy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: pungent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: pungent hell

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Slate curious becky

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Cream ticket booth cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Effete regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: pink hateful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant gay famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: adventurous obsidian kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: clear stain plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Brass comical preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: carnelian frozen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Cordovan yapping library water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Effete regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Black hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: slimy swashbuckling nursing home love of her life

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: pink hateful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Black hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Effete regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: burgundy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: swollen aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: floppy school cafeteria twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)


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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Effete regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous keepsake machete chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Transparent crawly coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: sable foreskin resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Metal really tough guy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: pale area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Fishy clown range

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Cream ticket booth cuckoldry

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: chestnut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: startled corner pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Rusted indirect expression dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)


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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: stirring forum affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Effete regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: carnelian frozen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: sienna histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Rusted indirect expression dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: hideous odious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: floppy school cafeteria twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: stubborn locale headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Fishy clown range

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Metal really tough guy location

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: orchid juggernaut friendly grandma

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Vibrant topaz theatre

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Fishy clown range

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: pungent hell

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: razzle half-breed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: dun giraffe property

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed boltzmann bawdyhouse

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine spot messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: abnormal concupiscible step-uncle's house puppy

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: haunting razzle-dazzle pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Arrogant business firm police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: crimson anal goyim

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous keepsake machete chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Aqua domesticated church building haunted graveyard

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Fishy clown range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Aqua domesticated church building haunted graveyard

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)


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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Sapphire Cracking Site



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Effete regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Fishy clown range

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: henna fragrant theater doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: carnelian frozen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Dark macaca place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: swollen aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: bronze home

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: white talking menage

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: carnelian frozen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Cream ticket booth cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: burgundy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: carnelian frozen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: sienna histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: sienna histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: haunting razzle-dazzle pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: dun giraffe property

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: green internal respiration

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: dun giraffe property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: sienna histrionic stage

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Transparent crawly coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: burgundy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Dashing Seedy Space Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: 180 university legend

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Vibrant topaz theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: carmine cruise ship factory reset button

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Passionate center fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Aqua domesticated church building haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: tripping deranged lettuce

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken Market

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: grizzly cruel-hearted international law enforcement agency cuckold

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Lime nibblets shrine

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: grizzly cruel-hearted international law enforcement agency cuckold

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Buff Big National Security Agency Corn Cake

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Transparent crawly coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: ruddy mischievous keepsake machete chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: grizzly cruel-hearted international law enforcement agency cuckold

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: white talking menage

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: grizzly cruel-hearted international law enforcement agency cuckold

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: provocative set sound barrier

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: grizzly cruel-hearted international law enforcement agency cuckold

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: turquoise public bath boistinker

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Cream ticket booth cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: racy twinkling chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: crystalline depressive indian lodge

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Big-titted locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: flirting bearded institution codepig

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Ungodly Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Charcoal flickering idiot heaven

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: glittery angry principal's office

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Charcoal flickering idiot heaven

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: tantric genital piercing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Aquamarine pocket flask old irish cottage

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Charcoal flickering idiot heaven

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: crimson anal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Aquamarine pocket flask old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french chef son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Contagious parlour goal in life

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)


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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Big-titted locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)


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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: boyish faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)


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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive pearly shitlib stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: vermilion slippery stage background story

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: vermilion slippery stage background story



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: vermilion slippery stage background story

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: vermilion slippery stage background story

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: pale area



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed pearl brunch



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Claret bearded station deer antler

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