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bono bane of ireland hilariously bicycles self into paralysis

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will nee...
Pea-brained round eye cruise ship
  11/20/14
Did they change the story? He will require intensive and ...
effete glittery station
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his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes
Tantric misanthropic jap double fault
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cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts
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In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was...
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Pea-brained round eye cruise ship
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SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
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Pea-brained round eye cruise ship
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bespoke travel guidebook
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LOL at the author trolling with that reference.
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cr 180
Pea-brained round eye cruise ship
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disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones
bright circlehead
  11/20/14
So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office. https://e...
naked incel locale
  11/20/14
He always wears them because he has an eye condition.
domesticated whorehouse nowag
  11/20/14
those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag
Pea-brained round eye cruise ship
  11/20/14
Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes
nudist reading party
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(Now I have) Vertigo
Exhilarant Rehab
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wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride of...
emerald really tough guy
  11/20/14
he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitli...
bright circlehead
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he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on
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Sonny Bono - died skiing Bono - died biking
harsh state crotch
  11/20/14
:(
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xo central park sidewalks
swashbuckling magical nursing home
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WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES
cream sadistic temple
  11/20/14
He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.
passionate godawful sandwich
  11/20/14
liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums a...
deep piazza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early ...
effete glittery station
  11/20/14
Probably an IRA hit
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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:23 AM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will need intensive therapy after a bicycle accident, his doctor says, revealing worse injuries than previously thought.

Bono — whose top hits with U2 include Sunday Bloody Sunday — fell off his bicycle on Sunday in New York's Central Park as the band prepared for a week of appearances on NBC's The Tonight Show.

His doctor said Bono had five hours of surgery on Sunday in which his elbow was washed out and an arm bone repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The 54-year-old Irish singer then had surgery the next day on his left hand.

Orthopaedic surgeon Dean Lorich from New York Presbyterian Hospital said Bono also injured his left shoulder blade and the orbit of his eye was fractured.

"He will require intensive and progressive therapy, and a full recovery is unlikely," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine.

In an earlier statement on Bono's accident, U2's three other members said they expected the band would not be playing again soon.

The band has cancelled all plans for future concerts.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-20/bono-injuries-worse-than-first-thought/5907420

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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:50 PM
Author: effete glittery station

Did they change the story?

He will require intensive and progressive therapy, however a full recovery is expected," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759673)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Tantric misanthropic jap double fault

his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756513)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship

cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756514)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Seedy disturbing box office kitty



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:26 AM
Author: Metal forum

In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was made Time's Person of the Year.

Like seriously what the Hell was up with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756515)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship

cr

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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant Rehab

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: bespoke travel guidebook



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: nudist reading party

LOL at the author trolling with that reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756718)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all tattoo



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship

cr 180

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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:06 AM
Author: bright circlehead

disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756577)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:12 AM
Author: naked incel locale

So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office.

https://emilylhauserinmyhead.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bono-obama1.jpg

What a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756581)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: domesticated whorehouse nowag

He always wears them because he has an eye condition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756893)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship

those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756900)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: nudist reading party

Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756721)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant Rehab

(Now I have) Vertigo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756787)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: emerald really tough guy

wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride off a five story building?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756749)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: bright circlehead

he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitlib swerved to avoid hitting a pigeon or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756755)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship

he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756878)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Know-it-all tattoo



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: harsh state crotch

Sonny Bono - died skiing

Bono - died biking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756888)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: irradiated fighting hell athletic conference

:(

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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling magical nursing home

xo central park sidewalks

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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: cream sadistic temple

WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757492)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: passionate godawful sandwich

He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758692)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: deep piazza friendly grandma

liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums are pretty decent and they appeal to heightened emotional states all kids experience.

adult U2 fans, jesus fucking christ. it's in an elite group of instant signaling for being a complete, irredeemable tool. the women who love them trend toward fat and the dudes are 90% closet cases who probably pledged their heart to jesus at some point in their early years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758969)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: effete glittery station

Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early to mid career stuff into my twenties but now rarely listen to any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759642)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: laughsome french business firm

Probably an IRA hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758974)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: aquamarine windowlicker



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: deep piazza friendly grandma

most irish people wish he was dead, not just political militants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759294)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained round eye cruise ship



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