You are now chatting with 'Arminda'

Arminda: Hello. My name is Mindy. What type of information about Everest can I help you with today?

you: yo i want to go to college but i don't have GED

you: i want to be paralegal

Arminda: Currently having a high school diploma or GED is a requirement to qualify for financial aid and to attend the Everest in your area.

you: when did u graduate from everest college arminad

you: sorry lol ardimna

you: wat u study at everest?

Arminda: No I did not. Would you like to speak with one of our Admissions Representatives?

you: yeh i got time now to chat

you: put that nigga on

Arminda: We will not tolerate the use of inappropriate language. I am required to terminate our chat session immediately.

Chat session has been disconnected by the site operator.

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You are now chatting with 'Alexandria'

Alexandria: Hello. My name is Alexx and I am available to navigate you in the right direction today. What type of information about Everest can I help you with?

you: yo lexx

you: im richie

you: how much $$$ do i get for going to yo college

you: ?? yo dere or wat

Alexandria: Nice to meet you Richie! What I can do is get you in touch with one of my Admission Advisors so they can provide you with more information about your exact options available to you at the certain campus.

Alexandria: What program did you have some interest in?

you: entrepenuership/biz shit

you: i been stacking that cash

you: time to take it to next level y'know

you: donald trump shit

Alexandria: Our company considers that content and language to be inappropriate. If you continue to send improper messages, I will be forced to end our chat session.

you: my b my b

Alexandria: We have many programs that can lead to careers in Entrepreneur but currently we don’t have a specific Entrepreneur course.

Alexandria: I can try to get you in touch with the campus and one of my Admissions Advisors can see if there is anything that can lead into that career field for you?

you: yeah do dat lexx

Alexandria: Great! I am more than happy to locate a campus for you and go from there with your options.

you: can u hurry up with these anwers tho, i only got 15 mins at the puter

you: aight cool then

you: i got 2 do dis online do

you: cause i'm in da lockup

Alexandria: I am more than happy to locate a correct online campus for you then.

you: yeh i woulda done down the wile hunnas but i caught a case. so I CAN DO DAT ONLINE FROM MY LOCKUP THEN

you: OOO SH**T CAPS LOCK IS ON

you: my time is runnin short lexx

you: you dere

Alexandria: Okay. I am here to help you with the application process and your options with the certain online campus.

Alexandria: May I please have your current street address in order to find a correct online campus?

you: MENARD CORRECTIONS DEPT

you: 711 E Kaskaskia St Menard, IL

Alexandria: Is there a unit number with this address you gave me as well as a zip code?

you: CELLBLOCK D

you: ZIP 62259

Alexandria: Thank you Richie! Our Admissions Advisors also like to contact our students via email with some information, is there an email we can contact you at?

you: gettindatpaper94@gmail.com

Alexandria: Great. Have you ever served in the military or are you a dependent of someone in the military?

you: yeh i was in the navy yo

you: why dat matter

Alexandria: Awesome. Thank you for your service. We have a specific Admissions team whom speaks with current or experienced military students to receive information about their benefits if they qualify.

Alexandria: What is a phone number to best reach you at?

you: i in jail LEXX i aint got no phone!!! LOL

Alexandria: All my Admission Advisors are busy helping other students at this time. I am going to submit your information and request to have someone contact you back. Thank you for contacting Everest and good luck in your education!

Alexandria: I hope you have a great day Richie!

you: fuck this im goin phoenix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2734171&forum_id=2#26765436)

this part killed me. something about the capital LOL just indicates you are laughing in a person's face for being so dumb. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2734171&forum_id=2#26765902)

you: CELLBLOCK D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2734171&forum_id=2#26765915)

take back what you said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2734171&forum_id=2#26765585)

You are now chatting with 'Talia'

Talia: Hello. My name is Talia. What type of information about Everest can I help you with today?

you: Hello there TALIA my name is JULIA!! IT is very nice to meet you today!

you: :)

Talia: How may I help you?

you: I am interest in CONTINUING my educational goals in an enivornment that will help me to succeed economically

Talia: Great! What type of program are you looking for?

you: IDK!! :) people say i can be indeceivise. many look interesting can you help me too choose ?

you: i am NOT a math + science tpye person

you: I have SOME epxerience in broadcasting

you: also entertainment

you: I have very good ENGLISH skills better than most pppl I meet!

Talia: We do have a variety of programs and some are in the Medical, Business, Automotive and Massage Therapy fields. Do any of those interests you?

you: ooh massage therapy does that pay $$ very nicely? also business and medical are interests of mine. what is the most renumerative of them all, or is that mute point?

Talia: I would be happy to search for a campus in your area and get you in contact with an advisor who will go over all the specifics of this program.

Talia: May I please have your home address and zip code so that I can locate the campus closest to you with your program of interest?

you: okey dokey!! but can you tell me a BIT MORE about the massage therapy first thing first so i can make an educated guesttimate?

you: regarding my future and everything

you: how much does it cost???

you: i don't make much money :(

Talia: My representatives will be able to go over all of the specifics with you regarding the Massage Therapy program.

Talia: Cost does vary. We do have a great Financial Services Team that will be able to go over all of your options and see what best suits you. Including loans, grants etc. Financial Aid is available for those who qualify.

you: i have 4 kids all younger than 10

Talia: May I have your address and zip code so that I may locate a campus in your area?

you: oh ok can i take out loans??

you: sure it is 20001

Talia: We try to offer flexible schedules to accommodate our student’s everyday life. There may be options for day, evening maybe even weekend classes.

you: what kinds of loans can i get???

Talia: Thank you. What is the best phone number to reach you?

you: for the massage therapy program. or grants, if i take an IQ test

Talia: My representatives will be able to go over all of the specifics with you.

you: can you back up TALIA!! hehe

you: oh I thought YOU were a representative!

Talia: Excuse me?

you: so you are a student

you: in the massage therapuy program

Talia: No, I am a student information specialist. What is the best phone number to reach you?

you: (703) 642-2245 [this is a bail bond company]

Talia: Do you have a secondary phone number that you would like to provide?

you: no my phone was disconnected cause i forgot to pay the bills :(

you: my credit score Is not at the level of some others may have.

Talia: Julia, this consent is not required to enroll, but may we please call or text you at this phone number about our programs using automated technology?

you: is that a problem going forward??!

you: hmmm what does that involve per se??

Talia: Are we able to call or text you at the number you provided?

you: ohhh ok hold on i need to change the baby's diaper

you: can i come back in a few///

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