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ITT: AutoAdmit poasters halp tedcruz tp write his YLS 250 essay

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I ...
Orange church laser beams
  12/14/14
Protip: these are always a sanity test
violet abusive persian site
  12/14/14
explain. i've heard this before
sinister cerise principal's office
  12/14/14
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_colleg...
violet abusive persian site
  12/14/14
wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing
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  12/14/14
Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged
anal cerebral plaza athletic conference
  12/14/14
worms don't care for floors or fourth walls
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...
anal cerebral plaza athletic conference
  12/14/14
mmm im about to get a fourth meal
sinister cerise principal's office
  12/14/14
...
anal cerebral plaza athletic conference
  12/14/14
\@/
violet abusive persian site
  12/14/14
But the samples also tell something about the readers. "...
glassy tank sandwich
  12/14/14
lol
comical sapphire haunted graveyard forum
  12/14/14
this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.
Swashbuckling Useless Center
  12/15/14
write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren'...
anal cerebral plaza athletic conference
  12/14/14
Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd ...
Orange church laser beams
  12/14/14
Write a mini-rant about Ferguson
violet abusive persian site
  12/14/14
Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding...
Orange church laser beams
  12/14/14
No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal pro...
violet abusive persian site
  12/14/14
Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will...
Orange church laser beams
  12/14/14
find a more obscure case
violet abusive persian site
  12/14/14
will do. thank.
Orange church laser beams
  12/14/14
im sure they want a few token cons
Chocolate Vibrant Gas Station
  12/14/14
LOL
comical sapphire haunted graveyard forum
  12/14/14
Write about literature. Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and un...
anal cerebral plaza athletic conference
  12/14/14
If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabo...
Orange church laser beams
  12/14/14
Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something,...
anal cerebral plaza athletic conference
  12/14/14
tel them why millenials are faggots
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  12/14/14
(retard)
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(nigger)
Chocolate Vibrant Gas Station
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(clitdick)
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  12/14/14
lol
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  12/15/14
Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Hum...
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...
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  12/14/14
write about NOWAG
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costumed school cafeteria
  12/15/14
LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:52 AM
Author: Orange church laser beams

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I need your halp! I need to write the YLS 250 essay, but don't know where to start. This thread is intended for AutoAdmit posters—some of the most creative people I know—to get the juices flowing, so that I can submit the YLS 250 essay before January. Information about the YLS 250 essay can be found here: http://blogs.law.yale.edu/blogs/admissions/archive/2008/01/23/the-250-word-albatross.aspx

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927240)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:53 AM
Author: violet abusive persian site

Protip: these are always a sanity test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927241)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:55 AM
Author: sinister cerise principal's office

explain. i've heard this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927242)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:56 AM
Author: violet abusive persian site

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_college_applica.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927244)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference

wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927246)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference

Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927247)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:01 AM
Author: violet abusive persian site

worms don't care for floors or fourth walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927248)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927249)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: sinister cerise principal's office

mmm im about to get a fourth meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927252)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:04 AM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927253)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:05 AM
Author: violet abusive persian site

\@/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927256)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: glassy tank sandwich

But the samples also tell something about the readers. "I had one essay that said how awful Twilight was"--the essay was about damaging themes of female submissiveness in the series--"and I was like, 'Admit her!' " says Melissa Faulner, a 2006 grad on the committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927672)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: comical sapphire haunted graveyard forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927686)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Useless Center

this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938143)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference

write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren't brains in vats (the one that uses semantic externalism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927250)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:06 AM
Author: Orange church laser beams

Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd like to change things up a bit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927258)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: violet abusive persian site

Write a mini-rant about Ferguson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927259)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:08 AM
Author: Orange church laser beams

Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927261)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: violet abusive persian site

No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal process etc. Or find a more obscure one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927263)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: Orange church laser beams

Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will talk about it and how it "influenced them to become a lawyer" so that they can "reform" the injustices in ARE legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927264)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: violet abusive persian site

find a more obscure case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927266)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: Orange church laser beams

will do. thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927268)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Vibrant Gas Station

im sure they want a few token cons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927657)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: comical sapphire haunted graveyard forum

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927804)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference

Write about literature.

Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and unreliable narration in the Great Gatsby is a good topic, if slightly cliche.

Bonus points: discuss his gay scene in GG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927260)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: Orange church laser beams

If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927262)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:15 AM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference

Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something, idk. Be scholarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927272)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Vibrant Gas Station

tel them why millenials are faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927660)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: comical sapphire haunted graveyard forum

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927687)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: Chocolate Vibrant Gas Station

(nigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927697)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: comical sapphire haunted graveyard forum

(clitdick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927698)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Orange church laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934772)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: honey-headed dog poop property

Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Humbert meant when he said he "bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests" with Ms. Haze, and tell them that your HS English teacher showed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927748)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Orange church laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929395)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: anal cerebral plaza athletic conference

write about NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929401)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: costumed school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938180)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling parlor gaming laptop

LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934904)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Orange church laser beams

Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other schools that I applied to know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938131)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: violet abusive persian site

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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Orange church laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938166)