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Serious question: what do lawyers doing doc review do?

What do they typically do? Do they just organize papers? Is ...
Obsidian Appetizing Spot
  02/27/15
i used to do some doc reviewing, i'd write something up summ...
Lime Hyperventilating Macaca
  02/27/15
How complicated was the reading? How many words did you writ...
Obsidian Appetizing Spot
  02/27/15
it wasn't the only thing i did, but it was a pretty big part...
Lime Hyperventilating Macaca
  02/27/15
redact, summarize, categorize,...same shit normal lawyers do...
maroon overrated boltzmann locus
  02/27/15
sounds about right.
Lime Hyperventilating Macaca
  02/27/15
I have never done doc review, but one of my good buddies doe...
aromatic purple wagecucks
  02/27/15
alright... i never did that. holy fuck that sounds soul cru...
Lime Hyperventilating Macaca
  02/27/15
here is the Doc Review subforum at JDU http://www.jdunder...
aromatic purple wagecucks
  02/27/15
"I was in your situation too. Doc review is practically...
Sexy state generalized bond
  08/23/16
it's all electronic. all the docs are uploaded and you look ...
Yapping crackhouse
  02/27/15
Plaintiff sues your client, MEGACORP for [dumping 5000 gallo...
electric cuck
  02/27/15
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Plum stimulating center
  03/20/15
180^180
honey-headed home volcanic crater
  03/20/15
jfc my career has nothing to do with law and this made me wa...
Racy garnet native
  03/20/15
i have no recollection of making this poast wtf
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  06/01/17
180
coiffed associate abode
  03/20/15
180
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  03/20/15
Lmao
Contagious federal chapel
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every once in a while on this shitbort you get a poast that ...
Rambunctious shivering hall halford
  03/20/15
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Fear-inspiring cruise ship round eye
  03/20/15
Ty brother. I'm just here to spread the gospel.
electric cuck
  03/20/15
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  09/18/15
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Razzle corn cake
  03/20/15
underrated
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  03/20/15
180
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  03/20/15
my obituary
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  03/20/15
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Obsidian Appetizing Spot
  03/20/15
this is one of the few coherent descriptions of "what d...
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  03/20/15
180 This is almost completely CR, except for the last par...
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irradiated thirsty death wish set
  03/20/15
Completely accurate. 180
Fear-inspiring cruise ship round eye
  03/20/15
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Flushed twinkling uncleanness
  03/20/15
A+
Multi-colored electric furnace sex offender
  09/18/15
We need to put this in an FAQ
Naked Filthpig
  09/18/15
there is literally no reason why this poast should not be st...
Razzle-dazzle poppy community account dilemma
  09/18/15
lol that's pretty much how I remember it. It's not a bad wa...
Spectacular Theater Stage
  09/18/15
Spot on. Though as a lit bro it's nice to have one of these ...
internet-worthy house-broken trump supporter
  09/18/15
This is excellent and perfectly describes my own experience....
provocative free-loading quadroon
  09/18/15
lololol
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18000000000000
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black office
  03/16/16
180
Marvelous Whorehouse Dragon
  03/16/16
Painfully accurate
Offensive Turdskin
  03/17/16
You should go non pumo so you can recieve your just recognit...
haunting crusty scourge upon the earth
  04/18/16
glad he followed this advice
milky bateful library deer antler
  06/01/17
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very tactful box office
  08/22/16
I learned about this on The Good Wife - good stuff
frozen persian
  08/22/16
How often do they show lawyers doing real lawyer stuff? The ...
indigo brunch
  08/22/16
I think a fair amount - not a lawyer but based on the descri...
frozen persian
  08/22/16
credited, only I wish it was always as interesting as paint ...
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  06/01/17
dear god, wtf are people thinking who go to law school?
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People go to law school to do this? Sounds like amazing a...
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  08/22/16
Nothing remotely interesting makes it into the reviews unles...
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100% CR. the only part you're missing is that at the end of...
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  06/01/17
Once got pulled on to a doc review project. Basically involv...
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  02/27/15
(johnsmeyer alt)
floppy haunted graveyard potus
  03/20/15
SkaddenFarts detailed this line of work quite thoroughly.
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  03/20/15
this is one of my all time favorite XO threads
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  09/18/15
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  09/18/15
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and what's "real" biglaw?
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arguing in court everyday for justice
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  09/18/15
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LOL at this bullshit
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Date: February 27th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Obsidian Appetizing Spot

What do they typically do? Do they just organize papers? Is there any writing involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403429)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Lime Hyperventilating Macaca

i used to do some doc reviewing, i'd write something up summarizing what i saw. come to think of it i don't even know if you'd call what i do doc review. but there you have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403433)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Obsidian Appetizing Spot

How complicated was the reading? How many words did you write a day? How many hours per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403438)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Lime Hyperventilating Macaca

it wasn't the only thing i did, but it was a pretty big part of it, i wrote a few pages every week, if that, how many hours did i spend writing? maybe 5-6, of course half of those were fucking around hanging out with some chill korean bros and some hot korean girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403445)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: maroon overrated boltzmann locus

redact, summarize, categorize,...same shit normal lawyers do during r.26 disclosures or notices to produce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403435)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Lime Hyperventilating Macaca

sounds about right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403440)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: aromatic purple wagecucks

I have never done doc review, but one of my good buddies does it full time for a living. my understanding is that they sit at computer terminals and spend all day being presented with documents through that terminal. they must review each document and hit a button on the terminal, saying whether or not that document is relevant to the case at hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403478)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 10:07 PM
Author: Lime Hyperventilating Macaca

alright... i never did that. holy fuck that sounds soul crushing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403486)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: aromatic purple wagecucks

here is the Doc Review subforum at JDU

http://www.jdunderground.com/docreview/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403489)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Sexy state generalized bond

"I was in your situation too. Doc review is practically the only work I have done since graduation. The bitter disappointment and despair of realizing that this is what it has come to in order to feed yourself is soul-crushing. You are not treated as a professional; you are a merely a warm body and a statistic. Lock you phone away. Internet is blocked. No talking. Sign out when you go to the bathroom."

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247728)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: Yapping crackhouse

it's all electronic. all the docs are uploaded and you look at them electronically (well 99.5% of them).

the doc viewer software (there are a ton of competitors out there and they all suck) usually will have a feature that highlights a key name or a phrase for you as you look at the doc. you're *supposed* to read through the whole doc, but in reality you just look at the highlighted portion and get a sense of what the doc is about.

the doc viewer system also will have some sort of checkbox feature on the right allowing you to "tag" the document as all sorts of things: responsive, non-responsive, privileged, "hot," things like that.

nowadays much of the "first level" review is done by people in india, no joke. they'll review to make sure it's, for example, "responsive" or "non-responsive" (to whatever the subpoena requests).

these days at the biglaw level you're doing "second level" review -- making sure the docs are responsive, flagging docs that seem particularly damaging or "hot," etc. -- or "privilege review" (determining whether the doc is protected by some privilege).

i have no idea why i just typed this all out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403479)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: electric cuck

Plaintiff sues your client, MEGACORP for [dumping 5000 gallons of paint into a river and giving everyone a terrible disease].

Plaintiff asks MEGACORP to produce every document in your possession since 1998 discussing paint.

MEGACORP hires your firm.

Your firm goes down to MEGACORP'S server room with some IT dorks from a document processing company. They discover that there are 300,000 emails sent between MEGACORP'S 10,000 employees since 1998 that have the word "paint" in them. They put them all into a database.

You, as super smart and important first year litigation associate (or contract attorneys managed by you if the client is smart enough to ask for them) sit at your computer for 8-10 hours a day looking at each one of these 300,000 emails.

If the email talks about the company's third quarter 2001 paint production volumes and does not contain legal advice, you click a button on your screen that says "responsive to RFP 1"

If the email is from Sue in accounting to Sally in marketing asking "what color should I paint my new house?" you click "not responsive."

If the email is from a lawyer saying "OUR PAINT KILLS PEOPLE PLEASE CALL ME ASAP TO DISCUSS" then you click privileged.

If the email is from Bob, a truck driver for MEGACORP to his buddy saying "I just dumped gallons of paint in some fucking lame ass river" you click "hot."

Repeat for 8 hours per day, five days per week.

CONGRATULATIONS ON SELECTING LAW AS A CAREER. PLEASE JUMP OUT OF THE NEAREST WINDOW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403493)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: Plum stimulating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523316)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: honey-headed home volcanic crater

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523324)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: Racy garnet native

jfc my career has nothing to do with law and this made me want to kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523391)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: Racy garnet native

i have no recollection of making this poast wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33451554)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 3:19 AM
Author: coiffed associate abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523479)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: hairraiser khaki toaster patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523813)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 8:55 AM
Author: Contagious federal chapel

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523854)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious shivering hall halford

every once in a while on this shitbort you get a poast that is 1) well written; 2) spot-on; and 3) penned by someone who seems to have a firm grasp on What the Fuck they Are Talking About.

This is such a poast and I award it an ungrudging 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523899)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524845)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: electric cuck

Ty brother. I'm just here to spread the gospel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524951)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ivory cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785636)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: massive police squad fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450646)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Razzle corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523907)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Cerebral hairy legs puppy

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523908)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: titillating insecure azn pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27523947)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy community account dilemma

my obituary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524059)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Obsidian Appetizing Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524195)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 11:09 AM
Author: clear curious stage mexican

this is one of the few coherent descriptions of "what do lawyers do" that I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524215)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: mustard address

180

This is almost completely CR, except for the last part. Doc review can be 180 when you have your own office, esp during March Madness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524812)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: big tan liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33451393)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: irradiated thirsty death wish set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524832)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cruise ship round eye

Completely accurate. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524841)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Flushed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524958)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored electric furnace sex offender

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28784852)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Naked Filthpig

We need to put this in an FAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28784920)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy community account dilemma

there is literally no reason why this poast should not be stickied. Can someone please fix this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28784927)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Theater Stage

lol that's pretty much how I remember it. It's not a bad way to make a decent chunk of your hours as a junior associate though. Obviously horrible if this is your whole "career."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28784965)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy house-broken trump supporter

Spot on. Though as a lit bro it's nice to have one of these stupid projects on the side to fill in the down time. It's also nice work to have when you want to zone out and don't feel like thinking too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785027)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: provocative free-loading quadroon

This is excellent and perfectly describes my own experience. One point to note though is if you are doing foreign languagw review you are doing this for 50 or 60 an hr, sometimes with overtime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785501)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ivory cuckoldry

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785634)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: hyperactive citrine candlestick maker temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785788)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: misunderstood dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28786769)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: onyx lascivious faggotry french chef

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#30074261)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: black office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#30074871)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Whorehouse Dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#30074890)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Offensive Turdskin

Painfully accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#30077936)



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Date: April 18th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: haunting crusty scourge upon the earth

You should go non pumo so you can recieve your just recognition for this scholarly poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#30297948)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: milky bateful library deer antler

glad he followed this advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450827)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: very tactful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31246835)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: frozen persian

I learned about this on The Good Wife - good stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247224)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: indigo brunch

How often do they show lawyers doing real lawyer stuff? The show didn't really interest me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247271)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:27 PM
Author: frozen persian

I think a fair amount - not a lawyer but based on the description of doc review above and the doc review shown in the show, it seems they do a decent job of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247370)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: canary gaped station

credited, only I wish it was always as interesting as paint having been poured into a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247381)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Cracking Sinister Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33451496)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Exciting Talking Toilet Seat

dear god, wtf are people thinking who go to law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247386)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247409)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic costumed nibblets

People go to law school to do this?

Sounds like amazing and uplifting detective work.

think about it...with each document you process, you are building your conception of who megacorp is and getting your finger on their pulse.

I bet you must feel a rush when you see something as "hot". thats when you get hot on the paper trail...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247482)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Aqua nudist rehab background story

Nothing remotely interesting makes it into the reviews unless the other side fucks up. HTH. Its all ass covering and billing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247689)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: buck-toothed fishy masturbator stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247638)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: milky bateful library deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450608)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Indecent Flesh House People Who Are Hurt

got damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450630)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: irradiated thirsty death wish set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: massive police squad fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450650)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: boyish ocher becky meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450813)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: talented pearl telephone hell

100% CR. the only part you're missing is that at the end of the day you poast on autoadmit and talk IRL about litigators are the "real" lawyers. LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33451435)



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Date: February 27th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Nubile wine point double fault

Once got pulled on to a doc review project. Basically involved reading thousands of pages of very similar documents, filling out a bunch of fields in a spreadsheet, and going to hours of meetings. Worst month of work ever. Only billed 160 hrs and nearly killed self from boredom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27403705)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: floppy haunted graveyard potus

(johnsmeyer alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524202)



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Date: March 20th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: irradiated thirsty death wish set

SkaddenFarts detailed this line of work quite thoroughly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#27524850)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy community account dilemma

this is one of my all time favorite XO threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28784855)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: milky bateful library deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28784909)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ivory cuckoldry

YA BETTA BELEE DAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785640)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Buff Metal Principal's Office Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785057)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy community account dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785065)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored electric furnace sex offender

and what's "real" biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785067)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy community account dilemma

arguing in court everyday for justice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785075)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: Buff Metal Principal's Office Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785076)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Mint Beady-eyed Business Firm Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785485)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle poppy community account dilemma

ljl at this giant block of text dood u ever hear of paragraphs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785498)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Mint Beady-eyed Business Firm Mental Disorder

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785513)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: concupiscible ratface water buffalo

*doesn't have attention span and tolerance for extremely boring work*

*writes voluminous, extremely boring poast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28786702)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: maize cumskin

In biglaw, it is a 180 workstream to "check-out" on for 2-3 months, billing 9 hours a day for having the doc review portal open on your computer while you poast. Leave at 630 every day. The problem is that when you get an assignment like this, it is very likely your last few months at the firm and they are just trying to squeeze the last bit of productivity out of you, before, like a once proud thorougbred horse, you are shipped off to the glue factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785522)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Wonderful chad

So what if you hit responsive or not responsive at random on every doc? Is there any realistic way it would catch up with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785561)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: maize cumskin

there is a quality control rat who reviews other reviewers for accuracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785586)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Mint Beady-eyed Business Firm Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785608)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: canary gaped station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247392)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Mint Beady-eyed Business Firm Mental Disorder

Many contract attorneys do this. You catch them by doing spot checks of their work. If you see a fairly obvious miss, you pull more of their work and if they were just BSing you fire them. I doubt many associates do this because if they were found out they'd be fired no questions asked. Much more common for associates is for them to review 10 docs and charge an hour when they really reviewed 10 docs for 10 mins then surfed the net for 50 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28785592)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: hilarious party of the first part

If anyone is wondering why this thread was blank-bumped / necro'd, please ctrl+F "MEGACORP" and hit the "enter" key twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#28786496)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: hyperactive citrine candlestick maker temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#30073993)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: dashing yellow school cafeteria

paging proleapotamous, our resident dumb as fuck loser who could only manage to snag a contract attorney doc review job after months of NOJERB postgraduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#30074296)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: electric cuck

Friendly reminder bump for 3Ls!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31246825)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: indigo brunch

How common is it for corporate defendants to knowingly withhold or doctor damaging evidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247183)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter

Never happens for V20 clients. The stakes are too high. Law firms aren't responsible for the facts. Their job is to do the best they can with the record that exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247437)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Aqua nudist rehab background story

Megacorps police their emails in real time. Any employee writing damaging shit is going to get shitcanned before anything gets litigated unless something falls through the cracks. C level people basically dont touch email too. They have teams that run random email audits just for shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31247713)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Flatulent vivacious kitchen

Lmao at how unbelievably wrong this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33450626)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pontificating famous landscape painting stain

Cr, not even approaching reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33451069)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: glittery nursing home



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Date: October 30th, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: hyperactive citrine candlestick maker temple



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Date: February 19th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged bearded foreskin

u just dont know man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#37806345)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: fluffy dingle berry tank

You really are a top 10 low IQ schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33451457)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: talented pearl telephone hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#33451465)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 12:38 AM
Author: honey-headed home volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#37806337)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary

LOL at this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#37806311)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: thriller bbw indian lodge

All lit associates are going to do at least some doc review.

It's when you're doing it full time for weeks or months on end that it becomes a living death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2819253&forum_id=2#31248032)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: hyperactive citrine candlestick maker temple



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