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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

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wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
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seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
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Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
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180 moniker
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Ty friend.
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This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is bigla...
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[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
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i want to murder all biglawyers
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actual email
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Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: misanthropic thriller kitty parlor

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: demanding principal's office degenerate



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: lake impressive coffee pot goal in life

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: misanthropic thriller kitty parlor



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: demanding principal's office degenerate



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: effete flatulent base alpha

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Yellow swashbuckling boiling water famous landscape painting

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored background story theater

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating Half-breed Trust Fund

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling bistre resort toaster



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Pearly Locus Partner

lol shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Violet Senate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Onyx nudist nursing home incel



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: provocative potus candlestick maker

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: flirting apoplectic crotch

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: arousing purple location mexican



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: vibrant milky set party of the first part



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Overrated bawdyhouse



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Rusted wonderful sneaky criminal



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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: effete flatulent base alpha

180^180

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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive jewess university



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
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Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: elite becky roast beef

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: lake impressive coffee pot goal in life

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Yellow swashbuckling boiling water famous landscape painting

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Marvelous mauve scourge upon the earth main people

180 moniker

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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Yellow swashbuckling boiling water famous landscape painting

Ty friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Violet Senate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: scarlet juggernaut

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Unhinged Deep Home

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Puce Police Squad



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Ungodly Big-titted Range



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Yellow swashbuckling boiling water famous landscape painting



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Violet Senate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: provocative potus candlestick maker

fuck this gay earth

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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: tan theater stage water buffalo



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: jet school cafeteria generalized bond

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Puce Police Squad



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: vibrant milky set party of the first part

i want to murder all biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating Half-breed Trust Fund



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Chocolate step-uncle's house

actual email

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: provocative potus candlestick maker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: lake impressive coffee pot goal in life

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Motley pistol



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive jewess university



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Crimson den



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: arousing purple location mexican



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: bateful buff idiot church building

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive jewess university

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gaming laptop plaza

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: racy free-loading native

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gaming laptop plaza

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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
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he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473272)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Splenetic Hunting Ground Striped Hyena

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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Pearly Locus Partner

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: nighttime market cuckoldry

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468819)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Peach volcanic crater pozpig

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469727)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Violet Senate

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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: hideous azure property

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: snowy locale

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
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