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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

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Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth
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pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty
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wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
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Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth
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pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty
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180 Made me LOL Thx
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Shit
Bearded insecure church building
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sheeeeeeeeeeit
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cream generalized bond
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Federal coffee pot
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JFC
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seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
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floppy boiling water
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one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to ...
bat shit crazy hissy fit
  03/10/15
After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-...
Peach Goyim Parlour
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Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
Bearded insecure church building
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180 moniker
Lascivious University Old Irish Cottage
  03/11/15
Ty friend.
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Startled kink-friendly piazza love of her life
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This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is bigla...
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"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in...
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[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
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Carmine keepsake machete
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i want to murder all biglawyers
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carnelian sandwich
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actual email
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Filthy beady-eyed heaven
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[Associate], Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind...
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Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partne...
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he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind
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  03/11/15
Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?
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Pit bull mauling, actually
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  03/11/15
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khaki lettuce
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it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer
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brunch cancer is worse
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Peach Goyim Parlour
  03/10/15
god's work ITT
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Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/11/15
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Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth
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khaki lettuce
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Took the risk averse route: lost.
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180's all around
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He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his h...
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Excitant hall roommate

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Bearded insecure church building

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Bisexual nursing home

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: carnelian sandwich

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: cream generalized bond



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Sadistic point laser beams

lol shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Startled kink-friendly piazza love of her life



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Federal coffee pot



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Filthy beady-eyed heaven

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Cracking buff brunch

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: galvanic casino



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic Claret Dilemma



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Walnut mad cow disease forum



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mildly autistic newt state



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: floppy boiling water



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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: Excitant hall roommate

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: khaki lettuce



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: racy office elastic band



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: dead honey-headed address



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Cyan electric reading party space



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:31 AM
Author: Walnut mad cow disease forum



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Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
Author: narrow-minded useless brakes



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hissy fit

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Bearded insecure church building

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Lascivious University Old Irish Cottage

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Bearded insecure church building

Ty friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Startled kink-friendly piazza love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469736)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: magical razzle french chef really tough guy

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Orange Motley Abode

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Carmine keepsake machete



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Boyish Confused Shrine



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Bearded insecure church building



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Startled kink-friendly piazza love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469738)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Filthy beady-eyed heaven

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470916)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Awkward Opaque Center



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: citrine hunting ground partner

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Carmine keepsake machete



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Walnut mad cow disease forum

i want to murder all biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: carnelian sandwich



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Appetizing marketing idea foreskin

actual email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469749)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Filthy beady-eyed heaven



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: iridescent field



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: racy office elastic band



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: sick free-loading pit



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: galvanic casino



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Marvelous Temple Shitlib

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: racy office elastic band

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: 180 tripping tattoo tanning salon



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: racy office elastic band



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:03 AM
Author: Cyan electric reading party space



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Cyan electric reading party space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172828)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: khaki lettuce

Team:

As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diagnosis this week. The treatment may zap my strength and rid me of the hair I have left, but I am committed to do my part on the Lunesto transaction until I depart for the big out of pocket in the sky.

Leolenin: please check for change of control provisions in those docs by COB

Thank all for the concern



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466994)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Bearded insecure church building

Big out of pocket in the sky just beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467031)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467395)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: khaki lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467453)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: irradiated ebony brethren market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467697)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Dark Zippy Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469789)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: vibrant gaped circlehead theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27501347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Walnut mad cow disease forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673413)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Trip property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963041)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:42 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760647)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Stirring school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467150)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: abnormal halford boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467339)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: adventurous shivering school cafeteria indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: cream generalized bond

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468337)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Fighting stimulating community account famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Pink church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468658)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469721)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Appetizing marketing idea foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469758)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: bipolar jet garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470889)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: aromatic ratface codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492883)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: sick free-loading pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673381)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Cracking buff brunch

pukes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673404)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: galvanic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685352)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28162730)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Misanthropic Claret Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334236)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: iridescent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335748)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: aromatic ratface codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258480)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761307)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:03 AM
Author: Cyan electric reading party space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172819)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring International Law Enforcement Agency Corner

Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: khaki lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473371)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: iridescent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258029)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Brindle Pozpig Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467087)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Flesh learning disabled plaza cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467160)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Bearded insecure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467245)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Ruddy hot site

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467254)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: hairless talented gas station sneaky criminal

lol wtf, gonna need more details here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467268)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Ruddy hot site

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468843)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Federal coffee pot

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470903)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: heady elite hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473221)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473272)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic theatre gaping

Well, ... yeah ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467665)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Sadistic point laser beams

please describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468341)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: insane adulterous mood

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468819)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Contagious Indecent Principal's Office Pocket Flask

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469727)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Startled kink-friendly piazza love of her life

Pit bull mauling, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469744)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: galvanic casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685356)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: spruce out-of-control spot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Federal coffee pot

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470918)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Travel Guidebook

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467269)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Pink church dopamine

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468656)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: iridescent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468675)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Glittery effete den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: khaki lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470766)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Orange Motley Abode

it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27471306)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492544)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Walnut mad cow disease forum

brunch cancer is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673394)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating faggot firefighter candlestick maker

:=)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28955009)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Misanthropic Claret Dilemma

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334241)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic Claret Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258535)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Haunting Beta Psychic Yarmulke

... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258545)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467375)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
Author: Henna electric furnace

god's work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468711)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth

Lol look what I started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468825)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Flesh learning disabled plaza cuckold

To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826535&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469730)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469794)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Juggernaut Home

And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmurs, "If only I had billed more..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470428)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Filthy beady-eyed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470936)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Mint diverse death wish public bath

As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken eyes. "I never even got to see my name at the top of the associate hours list ..." They begin to fall, glistening in the light on his pale, gaunt, face. The face of a man whom death has claimed. "I never got to experience 3,000 hours. Oh GOD, why have I wasted my life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671831)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour

A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473164)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: cerise fragrant police squad

The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493160)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493424)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: primrose bonkers location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334183)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: Cracking buff brunch

but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul" which is really code for getting his favorite black tranny hooker to blow him under the Sutphin/Jamaica viaduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28962986)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Haunting Beta Psychic Yarmulke

lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258551)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Peach Goyim Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671637)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: khaki lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334107)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: bateful snowy incel

Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673437)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685328)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: pearly curious bbw

Took the risk averse route: lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334120)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: Charismatic pale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334579)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Awkward Opaque Center

After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathered to partake in a moment of silent reflection. Unfortunately, one of the deceased's co-workers, a paunchy 8th year slouched in a rear pew, accidentally put his blackberry on 'speaker' mode when he dialed into a conference call he intended to furtively listen in on during the service. The serene, palpably spiritual silence is broken by an abrasive middle aged voice crackling through the blackberry's regrettably powerful speaker:

'Hello? Who just joined?!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335740)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:15 PM
Author: Glittery effete den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258461)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: french multi-colored parlor athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258508)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Irate Stead Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28954875)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Marvelous Temple Shitlib

180's all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963080)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: iridescent field

On balance, in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963275)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Infuriating provocative cruise ship

So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963343)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:07 AM
Author: Cyan electric reading party space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29333234)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular bossy menage dingle berry

this is really one of the darkest threads on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29692136)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: khaki lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30257936)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Cyan electric reading party space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699145)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Mint diverse death wish public bath

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699152)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Henna electric furnace

He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761113)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:36 PM
Author: pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317815)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Mustard Therapy

Can you ask a Summer Associate to research NIH clinical trials for your cancer? Expert reports are due in August, and it would be great if you could help the team out by giving us one more month. Thank. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317833)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: pungent shaky multi-billionaire kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317840)